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(ABC Action News)   Actual headline: "Bond hearing for Tampa teen accused of hacking Twitter accounts gets hacked"   (abcactionnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Barack Obama, bond hearing, Twitter, .hack, Fraud, ironic twist, Bill Clinton, Black-and-white films  
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2020-08-05 1:18:34 PM  
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/he's trying so hard
 
2020-08-05 2:22:02 PM  
Yo Dawg, I heard you like hacking things, so...
 
2020-08-05 2:28:09 PM  
a moose once bit my sister.
 
2020-08-05 2:30:15 PM  
The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.
 
2020-08-05 2:43:01 PM  

Geotpf: Yo Dawg, I heard you like hacking things, so...


Dammit.

Now I'm going to have to go with the "double-hacked 'juiced in' goodness".
 
2020-08-05 3:02:29 PM  

freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.


Funny thing about the judge is she sits there and hears all the facts.  You don't.

The kid had previously stolen almost a million dollars (1.8 million today) in bitcoin when he was 15.  The FBI caught him and recovered half the bitcoins but not all of them.  They also didn't charge him because of his age.  So he has about 500k-1million in money secreted away.  He also has no parental oversight.  He was living by himself in a swanky apartment.  And he believes that he can get away with these crimes.  He's a 17 year old with a secret bank account and not one single tie to the community.  For him it makes all the sense in the world to abscond to belize and tell the US to go fark itself.

I'd say bail makes sense here.
 
2020-08-05 3:18:20 PM  
The Zoom session should have ben password protected from the git.
 
2020-08-05 3:22:17 PM  

freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.


Whenever someone makes this argument it's ALWAYS in favor of a white person. That's the white privilege in action.
 
2020-08-05 3:29:59 PM  

RussianPotato: freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.

Funny thing about the judge is she sits there and hears all the facts.  You don't.

The kid had previously stolen almost a million dollars (1.8 million today) in bitcoin when he was 15.  The FBI caught him and recovered half the bitcoins but not all of them.  They also didn't charge him because of his age.  So he has about 500k-1million in money secreted away.  He also has no parental oversight.  He was living by himself in a swanky apartment.  And he believes that he can get away with these crimes.  He's a 17 year old with a secret bank account and not one single tie to the community.  For him it makes all the sense in the world to abscond to belize and tell the US to go fark itself.

I'd say bail makes sense here.


No, it doesn't. If he's a flight risk, he sits in farking jail until his court date, but maybe the judge wants new carpet in her office.
 
2020-08-05 3:41:11 PM  
Oh damn, I heard about a Zoom meeting for a case getting interrupted with an ass-eating video this morning but didn't think it would be this meeting.
 
2020-08-05 3:41:55 PM  

RainDawg: freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.

Whenever someone makes this argument it's ALWAYS in favor of a white person. That's the white privilege in action.


That's fine to think.  It's probably even mostly correct.
But my position is very few non-violent cases should ever involve pre-trial detention.
Pre-trial detention is to serve two purposes
Flight risk, which can be mitigated in a number of ways, most of which do not involve jail
Public risks, which are often minimal in non-violent cases and can be handled better with restriction of behavior rather than jail.

If he violates his conditions of bail, throw him in jail. That's fine.  But it shouldn't be our default stance.
 
2020-08-05 5:48:24 PM  

RussianPotato: freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.

Funny thing about the judge is she sits there and hears all the facts.  You don't.

The kid had previously stolen almost a million dollars (1.8 million today) in bitcoin when he was 15.  The FBI caught him and recovered half the bitcoins but not all of them.  They also didn't charge him because of his age.  So he has about 500k-1million in money secreted away.  He also has no parental oversight.  He was living by himself in a swanky apartment.  And he believes that he can get away with these crimes.  He's a 17 year old with a secret bank account and not one single tie to the community.  For him it makes all the sense in the world to abscond to belize and tell the US to go fark itself.

I'd say bail makes sense here.


So... has anyone checked the last 10 years for any reports of disappearing pets or mutilated bodies of small animals being found near his neighborhood?
 
2020-08-05 7:53:00 PM  

freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.


They want some of that sweet BTC
 
2020-08-06 5:53:56 AM  

Trocadero: RussianPotato: freidog: The judge denied a motion to reduce Clark's bond. He remains in jail with bond set at $725,000.

He's 17.  He'd have trouble fleeing the country even if he weren't under arrest.
Ban him from using internet-connected devices for anything other than phone calls/court business, freeze any accounts he transferred money to and be done with it.
Bail is so incredibly stupid in this country.

Funny thing about the judge is she sits there and hears all the facts.  You don't.

The kid had previously stolen almost a million dollars (1.8 million today) in bitcoin when he was 15.  The FBI caught him and recovered half the bitcoins but not all of them.  They also didn't charge him because of his age.  So he has about 500k-1million in money secreted away.  He also has no parental oversight.  He was living by himself in a swanky apartment.  And he believes that he can get away with these crimes.  He's a 17 year old with a secret bank account and not one single tie to the community.  For him it makes all the sense in the world to abscond to belize and tell the US to go fark itself.

I'd say bail makes sense here.

No, it doesn't. If he's a flight risk, he sits in farking jail until his court date, but maybe the judge wants new carpet in her office.


The sole reason bail exists is to give people a reason to not run away without putting them in jail. The only other option is to have everyone stay in jail for the months until their case if they pose even the slightest of flight risks.
 
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