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2020-08-05 10:48:56 AM  
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2020-08-05 1:46:52 PM  
I am sure everyone will hate me for this, but there might be a few posted YouTube videos after this one. AEW has announced a program time change due to the NBA:

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And I think I saw they may be running two shows back to back (Thursday & Friday) on the 27th & 28th. In NXT news, Dexter Lumis may be out of the N.A. title match with a osteochondral lesion in his ankle (look it up). It's a 4-12 week injury. :(

Now for this week's BTE...
"A Birthday And A Death" - Being The Elite Ep. 215
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2020-08-05 1:48:22 PM  
And it's the first episode of the Deadly Draw Women's tag tournament. You can skip the first match, honestly. But the 2nd one is not bad.
AEW Women's Tag Team Cup Tournament: The Deadly Draw Night 1 Quarter Finals | 8/3/20
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2020-08-05 1:50:12 PM  
Now the first of two IMPACT videos. Johnny Swinger with two ladies at the same time. Oh yeah!!! (not what you might think):

Mixed Gender HANDICAP MATCH at Wrestle House! | IMPACT! Highlights Aug 4, 2020
Youtube -TK0ECXQaAI
 
2020-08-05 2:08:28 PM  
Here's the 2nd one:
Kylie Rae CLASHES With Rosemary in Wrestle House! | IMPACT! Highlights August 4, 2020
Youtube TaZKFs1aGlc


Honestly, these are fun little videos. What isn't fun was RAW "Underground". They are doing it again next week but a LOT or people have been crapping on it: Tommy Dreamer, Josh Matthews, Matt Hardy, one of the guys who worked on the Chikara show they pitched to WWE that was almost the exact same thing and others. Even Matt Riddle took a bit of a shot at them over it. Maybe that new faction, RETRIBUTION, will bust it up next week and we never see it again. Anyhow, now back to normal posts and see everyone for the shows!
 
2020-08-05 2:52:52 PM  
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Is confused.
 
2020-08-05 4:00:05 PM  
In todays wrestling news, Marty Jannetty has admitted to as a teenager murdering a gay man
 
2020-08-05 5:38:14 PM  

cman: In todays wrestling news, Marty Jannetty has admitted to as a teenager murdering a gay man


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2020-08-05 6:29:45 PM  

Captain Steroid: cman: In todays wrestling news, Marty Jannetty has admitted to as a teenager murdering a gay man

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That was my reaction when I saw that, as well.

Also, don't mind me tonight.  I'm still grousing that Capcom waited until after I bought the Championship Edition upgrade to Street Fighter V to add Michael Nakazawa Dan Hibiki back to the roster.  Now I'm going to have to do a load of grinding to get him whenever he is released...
 
2020-08-05 6:38:42 PM  

DrunkenGator: Captain Steroid: cman: In todays wrestling news, Marty Jannetty has admitted to as a teenager murdering a gay man

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That was my reaction when I saw that, as well.

Also, don't mind me tonight.  I'm still grousing that Capcom waited until after I bought the Championship Edition upgrade to Street Fighter V to add Michael Nakazawa Dan Hibiki back to the roster.  Now I'm going to have to do a load of grinding to get him whenever he is released...


I was kinda happy to see Akira get added as I always liked her in Rival SchoolsProject Justice.
 
2020-08-05 7:19:35 PM  
Okay. Got a slice of cake from the grocery store deli this afternoon. It was delicious, but now I feel sick. I there was something wrong with the icing. XP

I'm tapping out tonight. I'm gonna go to bed now, so, hopefully, I can make the New Japan thread in the AM. Peace.

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2020-08-05 7:39:17 PM  
Unpopular opinion, I know, but why do we need a 12-man tag match?
 
2020-08-05 7:41:28 PM  

cheezitmojo: Unpopular opinion, I know, but why do we need a 12-man tag match?


To paraphrase both Vince and Cody at the same time "...because Fark on me, that's why!"
 
2020-08-05 7:41:38 PM  
I just want to know why the Comcast guide says Stars and Avs are playing now, but NBCSN is showing Ninja Warrior, and NHL channel is showing the top 30 goalie masks (?), and the Avs channel says to check my local TV listings. And the Avs twitter is tweeting out play by play - the game is being played. Who am I supposed to blame for this? Canada?
 
2020-08-05 7:45:48 PM  

chrismurphy: I just want to know why the Comcast guide says Stars and Avs are playing now, but NBCSN is showing Ninja Warrior, and NHL channel is showing the top 30 goalie masks (?), and the Avs channel says to check my local TV listings. And the Avs twitter is tweeting out play by play - the game is being played. Who am I supposed to blame for this? Canada?


Dunno.  I've got UVerse, and NBCSN says Stars and Avs, and it has Stars and Avs.  Have they farked around with their channels?
 
2020-08-05 7:51:53 PM  

isamudyson: Here's the 2nd one:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/TaZKFs1a​Glc]

Honestly, these are fun little videos. What isn't fun was RAW "Underground". They are doing it again next week but a LOT or people have been crapping on it: Tommy Dreamer, Josh Matthews, Matt Hardy, one of the guys who worked on the Chikara show they pitched to WWE that was almost the exact same thing and others. Even Matt Riddle took a bit of a shot at them over it. Maybe that new faction, RETRIBUTION, will bust it up next week and we never see it again. Anyhow, now back to normal posts and see everyone for the shows!


Watching Adam Nicholas cracking himself up over Raw was almost worth it, though. Almost.
 
2020-08-05 7:55:15 PM  
Power to the Comcast node by my house had an 80+ year old oak tree fall on it from isaias. Cant tell if it's still comcrap normal or storm related
 
2020-08-05 8:00:32 PM  
If Matt Cardona doesn't cut a meaningful promo and get his own fued outside of Cody's shadow he's doomed.  He was just signed because he's Cody's friend, or to sell the new AEW toy line.

Cody and the Kahn's are still way to reliant on signing ex WWE stars, personal friends and living off The Attitude Era instead of building new talent.  (Sound familiar?).
 
2020-08-05 8:01:17 PM  
Tonight on NXT Underground: Bronson Reed shoot fights a bear and Rhea Ripley snaps both members of Everrise in half, while Aaliyah continues dancing in the background.
 
2020-08-05 8:01:34 PM  

ZM Punk: If Matt Cardona doesn't cut a meaningful promo and get his own fued outside of Cody's shadow he's doomed.  He was just signed because he's Cody's friend, or to sell the new AEW toy line.

Cody and the Kahn's are still way to reliant on signing ex WWE stars, personal friends and living off The Attitude Era instead of building new talent.  (Sound familiar?).


Just wait till you see the moderator tonight.
 
2020-08-05 8:02:25 PM  
Oh, thank Nyartholep AEW is getting this cluserfak2 out of the way...
 
2020-08-05 8:02:34 PM  

eagles95: ZM Punk: If Matt Cardona doesn't cut a meaningful promo and get his own fued outside of Cody's shadow he's doomed.  He was just signed because he's Cody's friend, or to sell the new AEW toy line.

Cody and the Kahn's are still way to reliant on signing ex WWE stars, personal friends and living off The Attitude Era instead of building new talent.  (Sound familiar?).

Just wait till you see the moderator tonight.


That's exactly what I'm referring too.

Pretty sure the bubbly is made from 'member berries
 
2020-08-05 8:02:52 PM  
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2020-08-05 8:03:30 PM  
I wonder if NXT will announce any big matches ahead of time for those weeks where AEW isn't against them...
 
2020-08-05 8:04:16 PM  
I wonder how Kai gets the win here. Maybe Mercedes Martinez comes out and attacks Rhea?
 
2020-08-05 8:04:29 PM  

ZM Punk: eagles95: ZM Punk: If Matt Cardona doesn't cut a meaningful promo and get his own fued outside of Cody's shadow he's doomed.  He was just signed because he's Cody's friend, or to sell the new AEW toy line.

Cody and the Kahn's are still way to reliant on signing ex WWE stars, personal friends and living off The Attitude Era instead of building new talent.  (Sound familiar?).

Just wait till you see the moderator tonight.

That's exactly what I'm referring too.

Pretty sure the bubbly is made from 'member berries


I almost punched my work monitor when I read who it is. Welp....I'm watching my beloved Philadelphia Union in MLS is Back semifinal.  I'll check back at halftime.
 
2020-08-05 8:04:44 PM  
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2020-08-05 8:05:28 PM  
I'm still waiting for someone to try a Hammermill suplex on Evil Uno.

/ Thank you, I'll have dad jokes all week.  Try the olive loaf surprise.
 
2020-08-05 8:05:46 PM  

NKURyan: I wonder how Kai gets the win here. Maybe Mercedes Martinez comes out and attacks Rhea?


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2020-08-05 8:07:07 PM  
I have to say this but Taz being on the call on DARK makes the show much better than is deserves to be. He sounds like he's having so much fun that he should be paying them to do it.
 
2020-08-05 8:10:03 PM  
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2020-08-05 8:10:27 PM  
Rhea is destroying Kai so far. Not exactly a great look if Kai's going to be the next #1 contender.
 
2020-08-05 8:11:59 PM  

eagles95: I almost punched my work monitor when I read who it is. Welp....I'm watching my beloved Philadelphia Union in MLS is Back semifinal.  I'll check back at halftime.


Not just that but AEW is dead set on pairing a by gone wrestling star with talent for cheap retro pop.  It's over done.

Arn Anderson serves no real purpose.  Jake Robert's helps, but they already seem to have forgotten about the murder hawk after "lol Cody wins".  Tully Blanchard isn't doing anything.  Vicky is doing her same Schtick.  Taz helps Cage, but is still over done.
 
2020-08-05 8:12:33 PM  
Soooo, Hangman went to the back with FTR there...foreshadowing a split from The Elite and working with FTR?
 
2020-08-05 8:13:04 PM  
The Young Bucks need to change there name. The headbands hiding the receding hairline doesn't help.
 
2020-08-05 8:14:07 PM  

AlAlvin: The Young Bucks need to change there name. The headbands hiding the receding hairline doesn't help.


The Party Janneties?

/Aisle seat please
 
2020-08-05 8:15:10 PM  

isamudyson: AlAlvin: The Young Bucks need to change there name. The headbands hiding the receding hairline doesn't help.

The Party Janneties?

/Aisle seat please


Do they pimp out their daughters on social media?
 
2020-08-05 8:15:19 PM  

DrunkenGator: chrismurphy: I just want to know why the Comcast guide says Stars and Avs are playing now, but NBCSN is showing Ninja Warrior, and NHL channel is showing the top 30 goalie masks (?), and the Avs channel says to check my local TV listings. And the Avs twitter is tweeting out play by play - the game is being played. Who am I supposed to blame for this? Canada?

Dunno.  I've got UVerse, and NBCSN says Stars and Avs, and it has Stars and Avs.  Have they farked around with their channels?


No. Looks like they gave up on Dallas and Colorado and have moved onto Pittsburgh and Canadiens.
 
2020-08-05 8:16:08 PM  

isamudyson: AlAlvin: The Young Bucks need to change there name. The headbands hiding the receding hairline doesn't help.

The Party Janneties?

/Aisle seat please


Well, supposedly they're killing the business, so they do have a body count...

/ Overhead compartment for me.
// After a three-day Taco Bell bender.
/// Hey... I'm just trying to add atmosphere...
 
2020-08-05 8:18:14 PM  
Rhea planted Dakota there.
 
2020-08-05 8:19:43 PM  
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That was a good 12 man match (I never thought i would say that).
 
2020-08-05 8:20:56 PM  

AlAlvin: The Young Bucks need to change there name. The headbands hiding the receding hairline doesn't help.


How about the over-hyped-indy-darling-spot-monkeys-w​ho-ripped-of-DX-and-the-Rockers?

I'm not sure of that would fit on merch for prowrestlingtees though
 
2020-08-05 8:20:57 PM  
Good opener on NXT.

Called the finish!
 
2020-08-05 8:21:32 PM  

isamudyson: Here's the 2nd one:
[YouTube video: Kylie Rae CLASHES With Rosemary in Wrestle House! | IMPACT! Highlights August 4, 2020]

Honestly, these are fun little videos. What isn't fun was RAW "Underground". They are doing it again next week but a LOT or people have been crapping on it: Tommy Dreamer, Josh Matthews, Matt Hardy, one of the guys who worked on the Chikara show they pitched to WWE that was almost the exact same thing and others. Even Matt Riddle took a bit of a shot at them over it. Maybe that new faction, RETRIBUTION, will bust it up next week and we never see it again. Anyhow, now back to normal posts and see everyone for the shows!


Remember how everybody crapped on firefly fun house week one? Maybe raw underground will turn out like that.
 
2020-08-05 8:23:07 PM  

NKURyan: Tonight on NXT Underground: Bronson Reed shoot fights a bear and Rhea Ripley snaps both members of Everrise in half, while Aaliyah continues dancing in the background.


I'm ALL IN for ALL OF THAT
 
2020-08-05 8:23:17 PM  
IDK What Impact wrestling situation is as far as taping the episodes and such, but they have been pretty good the last couple of weeks.  They only thing noticable is the lack of any crowds or talent.
 
2020-08-05 8:23:26 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: Here's the 2nd one:
[YouTube video: Kylie Rae CLASHES With Rosemary in Wrestle House! | IMPACT! Highlights August 4, 2020]

Honestly, these are fun little videos. What isn't fun was RAW "Underground". They are doing it again next week but a LOT or people have been crapping on it: Tommy Dreamer, Josh Matthews, Matt Hardy, one of the guys who worked on the Chikara show they pitched to WWE that was almost the exact same thing and others. Even Matt Riddle took a bit of a shot at them over it. Maybe that new faction, RETRIBUTION, will bust it up next week and we never see it again. Anyhow, now back to normal posts and see everyone for the shows!

Remember how everybody crapped on firefly fun house week one? Maybe raw underground will turn out like that.


The problem is, Shane has forgotten the first two rules of Raw Underground...
 
2020-08-05 8:24:11 PM  

ZM Punk: IDK What Impact wrestling situation is as far as taping the episodes and such, but they have been pretty good the last couple of weeks.  They only thing noticeable is the lack of any crowds or talent.


So... Dixie's back?
 
2020-08-05 8:24:39 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: Here's the 2nd one:
[YouTube video: Kylie Rae CLASHES With Rosemary in Wrestle House! | IMPACT! Highlights August 4, 2020]

Honestly, these are fun little videos. What isn't fun was RAW "Underground". They are doing it again next week but a LOT or people have been crapping on it: Tommy Dreamer, Josh Matthews, Matt Hardy, one of the guys who worked on the Chikara show they pitched to WWE that was almost the exact same thing and others. Even Matt Riddle took a bit of a shot at them over it. Maybe that new faction, RETRIBUTION, will bust it up next week and we never see it again. Anyhow, now back to normal posts and see everyone for the shows!

Remember how everybody crapped on firefly fun house week one? Maybe raw underground will turn out like that.


I think it's a case of "one good, three bad" with the WWE things like this.
 
2020-08-05 8:25:13 PM  
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