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(OK Whatever) Boobies Science has spoken: Size only matters if he's hungry (NSFWish)   (okwhatever.org) divider line
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7977 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2020 at 12:08 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-05 11:39:22 AM  
I guess that asplains Hooters.
 
2020-08-05 11:48:38 AM  
I've got one Farker favorited as "GED in boobs." Let's see if they show up.
 
2020-08-05 12:11:51 PM  
I'm always hungry.
 
2020-08-05 12:13:14 PM  
It's not about size for me.  It's about shape.
 
2020-08-05 12:14:19 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: I'm always hungry.


Ditto. I'm starving.
 
2020-08-05 12:14:44 PM  
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this.
 
2020-08-05 12:14:53 PM  
Well, I'm poor AND hungry, but that study is a load of crap, I know what I like.
/opens Angela White directory
 
2020-08-05 12:16:12 PM  
Yeah when I'm hungry I tend to like bigger boobs but when I'm not I dont really care
 
2020-08-05 12:16:15 PM  
Is this the thread with four-week-old (or two-year-old, ahem) accounts reminisce about the allegedly good old days of Fark, where Navy pilots flew and Gorgor could post images?
 
2020-08-05 12:16:23 PM  
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2020-08-05 12:17:10 PM  
Huh. That preview image isn't exactly SFW.
 
2020-08-05 12:17:10 PM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: [memegenerator.net image 800x450]


Goddammit - seconds too late. *shakes tiny fist*
 
2020-08-05 12:17:29 PM  
I am in the "beggars can't be choosers" camp.

I will gladly take anything I can get.
 
2020-08-05 12:17:40 PM  
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You'v got your A, your B, your C, and your D. That's the biggest.
 
2020-08-05 12:17:50 PM  
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We can haz an old school Fark thread?
 
2020-08-05 12:18:34 PM  
Daddy needs some milk
 
2020-08-05 12:20:17 PM  

Trocadero: Well, I'm poor AND hungry, but that study is a load of crap, I know what I like.
/opens Angela White directory


You poor thing.  Should we have a canned food drive?
 
2020-08-05 12:20:35 PM  

Mister Buttons: [Fark user image image 425x239]

We can haz an old school Fark thread?


No! The "woke ai" is in charge now.
 
2020-08-05 12:20:43 PM  
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2020-08-05 12:21:07 PM  

Clash City Farker: [images.squarespace-cdn.com image 686x235]

You'v got your A, your B, your C, and your D. That's the biggest.


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2020-08-05 12:22:52 PM  
I'm not a boob man as much as a nipple man.

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2020-08-05 12:23:23 PM  
Smorgasbord!
 
2020-08-05 12:23:44 PM  
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2020-08-05 12:24:38 PM  
Wasn't enough room for both
 
2020-08-05 12:25:42 PM  

Beerguy: I am in the "beggars can't be choosers" camp.

I will gladly take anything I can get.


If you "get" anything, you're more successful than I, dude :)

/ :(
 
2020-08-05 12:26:24 PM  
I'll monitor this thread to make sure there are no bookmarks
 
2020-08-05 12:29:43 PM  
Size only matters if he's hungry

So what did the women's study reveal?

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2020-08-05 12:30:53 PM  
What if you're thirsty?
 
2020-08-05 12:31:58 PM  
I love that TFA contains helpful infographics.
 
2020-08-05 12:32:22 PM  
What about butts?  Does it say anything about butts?
 
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2020-08-05 12:33:02 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: What about butts?  Does it say anything about butts?


That is where the fudge is made
 
2020-08-05 12:33:12 PM  
On ancient fark, this thread would have been epic.
 
2020-08-05 12:33:15 PM  

Mister Buttons: [Fark user image image 425x239]

We can haz an old school Fark thread?


Well, we need some classic content from the 00's.

Like pre-surgery Denise Milani:
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SbB's Crystal:
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Times have changed, though not lunchtime hunger and a desire for big boobage.
 
2020-08-05 12:34:21 PM  
"a few hundred male students at the University of Westminster in London"

young males are mostly big babies, what an astonishing revelation
 
2020-08-05 12:35:11 PM  
Fakes make me lose my appetite.
 
2020-08-05 12:36:01 PM  
The older you are the more you're interested in her big pension.
 
2020-08-05 12:36:49 PM  

Nurglitch: What if you're thirsty?


Stop before you get to the fudge.

Milk Milk Lemonade (feat. Amber Rose and Method Man) - Inside Amy Schumer
Youtube HeiSx5MNDvg
 
2020-08-05 12:39:07 PM  

bughunter: Size only matters if he's hungry

So what did the women's study reveal?

[i4.ytimg.com image 554x312]


right, I was "so your dick gets bigger if you're hungry? Oh wait your dick size only matters to her if you are hungry" "huh?"

/wat?
 
2020-08-05 12:39:25 PM  
It's all in the presentation

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2020-08-05 12:40:28 PM  
I run in to a lot of hungry women.
 
2020-08-05 12:40:38 PM  
i resent the implications of this study.

if only i had a defensible argument against it.
 
2020-08-05 12:41:14 PM  
I'm way past the age to be choosy.
 
2020-08-05 12:42:23 PM  

Dork Gently: Is this the thread with four-week-old (or two-year-old, ahem) accounts reminisce about the allegedly good old days of Fark, where Navy pilots flew and Gorgor could post images?


The true old Fark was great. Honestly, infinitely better than what it is now. There's nothing like it left. I've looked.

/feel free to check the age of my account
 
2020-08-05 12:43:56 PM  

Dork Gently: Is this the thread with four-week-old (or two-year-old, ahem) accounts reminisce about the allegedly good old days of Fark, where Navy pilots flew and Gorgor could post images?


Some of us just lurked a hell of a long time.
 
2020-08-05 12:44:06 PM  

Kairam: Mister Buttons: [Fark user image image 425x239]

We can haz an old school Fark thread?

Well, we need some classic content from the 00's.

Like pre-surgery Denise Milani:
[i.pinimg.com image 720x1082]

SbB's Crystal:
[comicvine1.cbsistatic.com image 390x576]

Times have changed, though not lunchtime hunger and a desire for big boobage.


fark even used to have an SBB badge iirc
 
2020-08-05 12:45:06 PM  

Dork Gently: Is this the thread with four-week-old (or two-year-old, ahem) accounts reminisce about the allegedly good old days of Fark, where Navy pilots flew and Gorgor could post images?


Or gasp, RugbyJock?
 
2020-08-05 12:45:51 PM  
Eh, boobie size is not as important as how much pleasure she get from me playing with them.
 
2020-08-05 12:47:33 PM  

Kairam: Dork Gently: Is this the thread with four-week-old (or two-year-old, ahem) accounts reminisce about the allegedly good old days of Fark, where Navy pilots flew and Gorgor could post images?

Some of us just lurked a hell of a long time.


ditto

/oh fark that's rush saying...nevermind
 
2020-08-05 12:48:48 PM  

bughunter: I'm not a boob man as much as a nipple man.

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2020-08-05 12:48:53 PM  

Fara Clark: Eh, boobie size is not as important as how much pleasure she get from me playing with them.


Eh, I've honestly never understood girls getting enjoyment from that kind of thing
 
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