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(Click2Houston)   Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers   (click2houston.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 1:35:49 PM  
Why Not?

Seems like a good plan if you're diagnosed with a couple months to live.

/He got the money, after all.
 
2020-08-05 2:01:43 PM  
You're not my supervisor!
 
2020-08-05 2:11:16 PM  
Oh, it was a Urus. That's not a real Lambo.
 
2020-08-05 2:20:14 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Oh, it was a Urus. That's not a real Lambo.


I've got a Yaris.  That's not a real Lambo, either.
 
2020-08-05 2:27:56 PM  
So instead do it in the name of a Living Dead Girl? Preferably the Naked Exorcism mix.
 
2020-08-05 2:51:54 PM  
How about Ferraris and ecdysiasts?

Maseratis and burlesque artists?

Lotuses and lapdancers?
 
2020-08-05 2:53:20 PM  

Billy Liar: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Oh, it was a Urus. That's not a real Lambo.

I've got a Yaris.  That's not a real Lambo, either.


I've got a Donk.
 
2020-08-05 5:14:46 PM  
If I ever do anything like that the second the check cleared I would be on the first plane to a non extradition country.
 
2020-08-05 7:18:50 PM  
I'm such a loser.  I don't know how to buy a Lamborghini, nor do I know any strippers.

/ just toss me into the old folks home already
// at least I don't have to deal with paying rent anymore
/// how many trillions can Trump go into debt before something bad happens?
 
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