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(CNN)   You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who   (cnn.com) divider line
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1064 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Aug 2020 at 4:02 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-05 4:07:16 PM  
4 votes:
Shut up and dribble.
 
2020-08-05 4:04:50 PM  
4 votes:
What are those broke-ass nobodies gonna do about it?
 
2020-08-05 10:08:45 AM  
4 votes:
If I were an NBA player, I would get with my team mates as well as the players on the opposing team and agree to wear makes and stay six feet away on the court the entire game.  Would make stealing the ball and blocking shots quite difficult (not to mention rebounding)
 
2020-08-05 4:32:28 PM  
2 votes:

RussianPotato: Oh no!  Are the overgrown, coddled children who make millions of dollars and enjoy so much fame sad about something?

Who the fark cares?  You want the money, throw the sportsball.


Two things:

First, don't smart your own posts.

Second,

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2020-08-05 4:22:44 PM  
2 votes:

The Perineum Falcon: If I were an NBA player, I would get with my team mates as well as the players on the opposing team and agree to wear makes and stay six feet away on the court the entire game.  Would make stealing the ball and blocking shots quite difficult (not to mention rebounding)


So, a typical West Coast game from the 80s?
 
2020-08-05 4:29:31 PM  
1 vote:

The Perineum Falcon: If I were an NBA player, I would get with my team mates as well as the players on the opposing team and agree to wear makes and stay six feet away on the court the entire game.  Would make stealing the ball and blocking shots quite difficult (not to mention rebounding)


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2020-08-05 4:24:37 PM  
1 vote:

KingOfTown: Guys, that moldy spud someone left in the cupboard has sprouted. Whose turn was it to clean the pantry?


Let's turn him into mashed potatoes and dump him on the "president's" head during dinner.
I hear Trump hates that...
 
2020-08-05 4:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
Guys, that moldy spud someone left in the cupboard has sprouted. Whose turn was it to clean the pantry?
 
2020-08-05 4:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
if you don't return to work you can't collect unemployment
if you return to work you can't collect unemployment

/what's so hard to understand about this
 
2020-08-05 4:08:44 PM  
1 vote:
To say nothing of the NLCAB.

(the National League of Competitive Apple-Bobbing)
 
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