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(The Bulwark)   "Now this scenario relies on Mitch McConnell putting away the Dracula cape and evolving back into the dealmaking legislator he has been in the past.". Subby wants some of whatever you've been smoking. Also a match   (thebulwark.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Democratic Party, United States Senate, Republican Party, Republican Senate, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Barack Obama, Trump University degree  
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2020-08-05 3:04:24 PM  
11 votes:

doremifaq: What if, and hear me out, the Democrats win everything, but we just ask 'em not to do any things? It'd be a win-win for the whole country!


I mean after such a polarizing partisan environment in recent years we really need to heal as a nation, and Democrats could do their part by not passing any progressive policies, undoing any of Trump's policies, and leave as many judicial nominations unfilled as possible until the next time a Republican runs the WH.
 
2020-08-05 3:01:55 PM  
7 votes:
What if, and hear me out, the Democrats win everything, but we just ask 'em not to do any things? It'd be a win-win for the whole country!
 
2020-08-05 2:52:08 PM  
6 votes:
The only way the dems can get legislation passed is if the greatest opponent to passing legislation in the history of the country remains in power.

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2020-08-05 3:02:58 PM  
3 votes:
Also a match

Mitch's face and a dog's ass
 
2020-08-05 3:48:01 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, do not use a match with this. You want to be able to taste the fine caramel notes of GOP hypocrisy  or the subtle rosehip of corruption. If you use a match it will just be spoiled by the acrid sulfur notes of the match. Use some hemp rope, or better yet get a glass rod red hot, and plunge it into the bowl for some pure flavor.
 
2020-08-05 3:37:13 PM  
1 vote:

Lumbar Puncture: I'd settle for a stake instead of whatever they're smoking


Through their heart or their nuts?
 
2020-08-05 3:33:27 PM  
1 vote:
Hopefully there is no one dumb enough to ever think he's operating in good faith.
 
2020-08-05 3:16:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'd settle for a stake instead of whatever they're smoking
 
2020-08-05 3:08:47 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: Do people get paid to write this kind of transparent propaganda? I can write obvious lies, too. Someone pay me to do it. I can be shameless. Hell, if you own another blog that calls out shameless lies, I will make 2 pseudonyms and debunk myself in the other one. HMU republicans...or any government, I like the challenge of lying about somewhere I've never heard of and then debunking myself.


I think this is a sign of desperation.  These people got their tax cuts and judges, but they're trying to stiff the piper.
 
2020-08-05 3:01:32 PM  
1 vote:
Bulwark? More like bulshiat! AMIRITE?!
 
2020-08-05 9:21:56 AM  
1 vote:

raerae1980: The writer can fark off.  No more Republicans majority in Congress.  It's the only way to fixvthis country.


FTFY
 
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