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2020-08-05 8:49:55 AM  
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2020-08-05 8:51:03 AM  
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/in all seriousness - Stay safe, people.
 
2020-08-05 11:49:09 AM  
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2020-08-05 11:50:31 AM  
Q:  What did the Tropical Storm say to the temporary frozen treat shelter?

A:  I'll have an Astropop and two fudgecicles!
 
2020-08-05 12:14:55 PM  
what did the bad joke thursday thread say when told it was Wednesday....?

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2020-08-05 12:27:12 PM  
Bob was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
 
2020-08-05 3:00:13 PM  
1 He thinks he knows you.

2 I'm telling everybody.

3 He had a hat!

4 For the first time in 20 years I'm not thinking about my teeth!

5. Shhhhh. It's getting closer.
 
2020-08-05 3:27:14 PM  
I bought a sweater last week, but it was always so full of static. So, I took it back to the store and they gave me a new one - free of charge.
 
2020-08-05 5:52:31 PM  
We live in an uncaring society. I was in the park the other day watching an old man feed the birds, and after a while I thought to myself: 'I wonder how long he's been dead? '
 
2020-08-05 8:56:28 PM  
What did the elephant say to the naked man?


It's cute, but how do you breathe through that thing?
 
2020-08-05 9:03:03 PM  
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2020-08-05 9:03:17 PM  
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2020-08-05 9:09:04 PM  
I just told the fiancée that maybe we should look into deleting a few of these streaming apps. We'll have to ask ourselves questions like "Tubi, or not Tubi?"
 
2020-08-05 9:18:54 PM  
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off!
 
2020-08-05 9:25:29 PM  
Why do women mix LSD with their birth control pills?

So they can take a trip without the kids.
 
2020-08-06 6:54:12 AM  

Uranus: what did the bad joke thursday thread say when told it was Wednesday....?

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"I don't care if you have to work and can't access fark from there"

Sorry... just wanted to get it submitted when I could, and have no control over the time it goes live
 
2020-08-06 7:06:09 AM  

bobug: Uranus: what did the bad joke thursday thread say when told it was Wednesday....?

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"I don't care if you have to work and can't access fark from there"

Sorry... just wanted to get it submitted when I could, and have no control over the time it goes live


that's the joke :D
 
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