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(USA Today)   Is your quarantine routine getting stale? How about getting drunk on white wine and eating cookies today?   (usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Chocolate chip cookie, Beer, Cookie, National White Wine Day, Chocolate chip, pandemic time, nonalcoholic beer category, Jack Daniels  
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2020-08-05 9:16:14 AM  
Sorry, that was Monday
 
2020-08-05 9:21:50 AM  

vudukungfu: Sorry, that was Monday


Today might be cold unfiltered sake and Milk Duds.
 
2020-08-05 9:44:50 AM  
I'm pretending I'm on vacation in Germany: pilsner and gummy bears.
 
2020-08-05 9:49:53 AM  
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2020-08-05 10:05:11 AM  
Had white wine and Jello 123 the other day, now that's livin'!
 
2020-08-05 10:12:30 AM  
Jello shots and Brussels sprouts.
 
2020-08-05 10:15:03 AM  
It's vodka and gin for breakfast. It does a body good.

//fun fact, gun was breakfast for British working class for a very long time.
///vodka presumably still is for Russians of all classes
 
2020-08-05 10:53:17 AM  

scumm: It's vodka and gin for breakfast. It does a body good.

//fun fact, gun was breakfast for British working class for a very long time.
///vodka presumably still is for Russians of all classes


Only if they were really, really depressed
 
2020-08-05 11:05:34 AM  
Marketers want to spice up your days, and they have made up food and drink holidays aplenty.


I've just decided today is National Go Fark Yourself Day. See how easy that was? And I didn't need a poorly contrived product placement to do it.

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/this ad paid for by the PepsiCola corporation.
 
2020-08-05 11:44:47 AM  
Weed and [insert non-perishable packaged snack food here] FTW
 
2020-08-05 12:32:16 PM  
drunk? check
cookies? check
weed gummies? double check
 
2020-08-05 2:16:51 PM  

MechaPyx: Marketers want to spice up your days, and they have made up food and drink holidays aplenty.


I've just decided today is National Go Fark Yourself Day. See how easy that was? And I didn't need a poorly contrived product placement to do it.

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/this ad paid for by the PepsiCola corporation.


Needs more flair.
 
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