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(ABC 4 Charleston)   "Like, what differentiates a thong from not a thong? It's kind of hard to say how you would enforce that" (not safe for work)   (abcnews4.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 9:26:35 AM  
Well, need pics for this discussion.
 
2020-08-05 9:33:27 AM  
I trust in the judgment of Doctor S. Isqo to give us expert analysis.
 
2020-08-05 9:39:17 AM  
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2020-08-05 9:52:31 AM  
It's not your problem how they react to the sight of some flesh, although in a similar vein, it's not their problem on how you react to their reacting.
 
2020-08-05 9:55:27 AM  
If the beach allows thongs, then they're in the wrong here.   You cannot wear a thong and not have your ass exposed.
 
2020-08-05 10:17:18 AM  
...So what you're saying that in order to enforce the codes and decide what is/isn't a thong, the beaches need to hire a bikini inspector. I'm sure there are enough aging early-2000s bros out there who have photos of themselves in official bikini inspector uniforms that they can use as a résumé to meet the demand.
 
2020-08-05 10:29:20 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: ...So what you're saying that in order to enforce the codes and decide what is/isn't a thong, the beaches need to hire a bikini inspector. I'm sure there are enough aging early-2000s bros out there who have photos of themselves in official bikini inspector uniforms that they can use as a résumé to meet the demand.


Careful there.  Men can wear thongs, too.  😉
 
2020-08-05 10:42:31 AM  

raerae1980: Martian_Astronomer: ...So what you're saying that in order to enforce the codes and decide what is/isn't a thong, the beaches need to hire a bikini inspector. I'm sure there are enough aging early-2000s bros out there who have photos of themselves in official bikini inspector uniforms that they can use as a résumé to meet the demand.

Careful there.  Men can wear thongs, too.  😉


I never said the job would be like what the aging early-2000's bros thought it would be in 2004.

/ Or that they definitely wouldn't be into that, I guess
 
2020-08-05 10:52:37 AM  

UberDave: Well, need pics for this discussion.


I'll know the difference when i see it.
 
2020-08-05 11:47:37 AM  
Maybe have a "family area" at the beach for the "think of the children" idiots.
 
2020-08-05 12:25:05 PM  

bingethinker: Maybe have a "family area" at the beach for the "think of the children" idiots.


Maybe have a whore section of the beach for those who just can't not let their entire ass hang out.
 
2020-08-05 12:27:41 PM  
Jeez, I hope none of those people take a European (depends which country) or Australian beach vacation anytime soon, they'll need a fainting couch.
 
2020-08-05 12:35:33 PM  
We should deploy thong expert Sisqo to police this policy.

/I don't think he's doing anything.
 
2020-08-05 12:57:58 PM  
Came for the NSFW - leaving disappointed.
 
2020-08-05 12:58:32 PM  
Have pics been disabled?
 
2020-08-05 1:11:26 PM  
Images disabled? In a thong thread?

THIS IS TYRANNY!!
 
2020-08-05 1:25:51 PM  
The corporate sanitization of the internet is terrible.

I feel the web is being divided into hardcore porn and Disney Channel.  I want the 70s teen comedy experience, not straight out porn, but the occasional boobie to distract me from how awful the rest of the content is.
 
2020-08-05 1:51:55 PM  

EvilEgg: The corporate sanitization of the internet is terrible.

I feel the web is being divided into hardcore porn and Disney Channel.  I want the 70s teen comedy experience, not straight out porn, but the occasional boobie to distract me from how awful the rest of the content is.


Get you an assortment of '70s Drive-In classics.  Start with Roger Corman's "Nurses" series.. The Young Nurses, Candystripe Nurses, The Student Nurses, and so on.  They're not incompetent, not serious, not bad.  They'll fill the bill.
 
2020-08-05 3:03:47 PM  
Keep in mind that a lot of those who wear thongs shouldn't be wearing thongs.
 
2020-08-05 3:11:55 PM  

nyseattitude: Images disabled? In a thong thread?

THIS IS TYRANNY!!


The official protest song of our protest movement. Fark, let us see some thongs!
 
2020-08-05 3:12:58 PM  

kbronsito: nyseattitude: Images disabled? In a thong thread?

THIS IS TYRANNY!!

The official protest song of our protest movement. Fark, let us see some thongs!



Damn it. They blocked videos too.
 
2020-08-05 3:21:16 PM  
This thread is dildos
 
2020-08-05 3:57:57 PM  

raerae1980: Martian_Astronomer: ...So what you're saying that in order to enforce the codes and decide what is/isn't a thong, the beaches need to hire a bikini inspector. I'm sure there are enough aging early-2000s bros out there who have photos of themselves in official bikini inspector uniforms that they can use as a résumé to meet the demand.

Careful there.  Men can wear thongs, too.  😉


That came out just as creepy as the urban legend punchline "humans can lick too..."
 
2020-08-05 3:58:52 PM  
Mods, you can't call it "images disabled" anymore.  Not politically correct.   It's "pictures differently-abled" now.
 
2020-08-05 4:22:34 PM  
Are the Mormods nervous?
 
2020-08-05 4:47:46 PM  
YouTube is disabled?

YouTube can't be nsfw
 
2020-08-05 5:09:53 PM  
If it's brown. In parts.
 
2020-08-05 5:40:08 PM  

raerae1980: Martian_Astronomer: ...So what you're saying that in order to enforce the codes and decide what is/isn't a thong, the beaches need to hire a bikini inspector. I'm sure there are enough aging early-2000s bros out there who have photos of themselves in official bikini inspector uniforms that they can use as a résumé to meet the demand.

Careful there.  Men can wear thongs, too.  😉


Next best thing to swimming nekkid.
 
2020-08-05 7:04:36 PM  

bingethinker: Maybe have a "family area" at the beach for the "think of the children" idiots.


The 'family area' is at their house. If they want to go out in public they can learn to be around other peoole without losing their stupid farking minds.
 
2020-08-05 9:35:12 PM  
Ooh leggy blonde you got it going on, want to see you wearing that thong thong thong. - Conchords
 
2020-08-06 12:40:22 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Keep in mind that a lot of those who wear thongs shouldn't be wearing thongs.


I'd wear a thong, but no one would know.
 
2020-08-06 5:33:54 AM  
Look what they've done to my thong, ma
 
2020-08-06 3:51:24 PM  
 
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