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2020-08-05 9:36:50 AM  
Alternative title: If Harry Potter took place in the U.S.
 
2020-08-05 10:01:55 AM  
That made me larf much harder than it probably should have.
 
2020-08-05 11:27:47 AM  
The American flag at the end made the whole thing
 
2020-08-05 11:28:57 AM  
I lost it at 'Neville, I'm very sorry about this.'
 
2020-08-05 11:36:52 AM  
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Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebangthud
 
2020-08-05 11:42:50 AM  
Harry Potter and the Chamber is Loaded
 
2020-08-05 12:45:19 PM  
And yes this is the truth that in 7 movies about casting spells and suing magic, there is really only one magical battle in it, the one between voldemort  and dumbledore  where they actually cast a variety of spells that have effects beyond, business end of the sick goes boom.

but you know that scene probably took a lot or hard working creativity to write, so just do pew pew sticks ok, that's easier to do and more like what popcorn munchers are used to anyway.

Also while i'm at it, LotR was a crap fest in this department too, that was not a magic wizard battle it was telekinetic kung fu monk fight.
 
2020-08-05 1:00:55 PM  
Replace Harry with a teen from chicago and the series ends in one book with a solid stabbing
 
2020-08-05 1:15:34 PM  
With Chesty Morgan as Hermione Granger

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2020-08-05 3:57:40 PM  
I was too late. It got clobbered on a copyright claim.

On the other hand, check out the OVA Straightjacket if you want to see magic wands that look like miniguns off of a attack helicopter.
 
2020-08-05 8:13:03 PM  
A bit disappointed they didn't go with Dirty Harry Potter as the title.
 
2020-08-05 9:21:14 PM  

paswa17: A bit disappointed they didn't go with Dirty Harry Potter as the title.


That sounds like a porno.
 
2020-08-05 10:44:08 PM  
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow Points.
 
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