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(Bloomberg)   Love the night life? Got to boogie on the disco 'round? How to save clubs in the age of the 'rona   (bloomberg.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 9:39:08 AM  
My favorite club is in this underground parking garage.  It's very cramped and very hot.  I can't imagine going there now.
 
2020-08-05 9:52:14 AM  
Too late. My family has run a health and racquet club since 1974 and we're running on empty now: After taking and spending the government loans on our 90 employees, we ran out of assistance in 3 months and the last month has been burning through our rainy day fund, which we were saving for improvements like new HVAC handlers and a new handicapped accessible elevator.  So next month we go broke, or give what little we have left to our employees as a severance.

What do you farkers do?
 
2020-08-05 10:08:04 AM  
FTA: Co-created with an international panel of night mayors, academics and music promoters, the report recommends that urban nightlife must very carefully move outdoors,

If you want your report to be taken seriously, you are off to a very bad start.
 
2020-08-05 10:29:05 AM  

gunsmack: FTA: Co-created with an international panel of night mayors, academics and music promoters, the report recommends that urban nightlife must very carefully move outdoors,

If you want your report to be taken seriously, you are off to a very bad start.


Who I picture as the consultants:

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2020-08-05 12:29:55 PM  
Night mayors sound like a planning commission for vampires, but they handle the boring stuff like corpse removal, UV deflector paper procurement, etc.
 
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