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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Liberty University outraged after Jerry Falwell Jr. was seen boozing it up on a yacht   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 10:03:39 AM  
52 votes:
Nice hair, lady

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2020-08-05 9:19:03 AM  
31 votes:
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2020-08-05 10:06:12 AM  
14 votes:
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What a Trailer Park Boys-themed party might look like....
 
2020-08-05 10:12:36 AM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-05 10:26:24 AM  
7 votes:
When the pants come off, watch out!
Randy Takes his Pants Off
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2020-08-05 10:05:08 AM  
7 votes:
Who does he think he is? The Trump-Kushner dynasty?
 
2020-08-05 10:55:27 AM  
6 votes:

Super Chronic: Liberty student Alexandra Green

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I would like to help you get expelled.

I mean, it's not like your Liberty degree will be worth anything anyway.


How many restraining orders are taped to your refrigerator?
 
2020-08-05 10:39:26 AM  
6 votes:
"black water" indeed.
 
2020-08-05 11:17:12 AM  
5 votes:
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2020-08-05 10:03:14 AM  
5 votes:
As was discussed in the previous thread, he claimed it was not any kind of alcoholic beverage - just "black water" that he had as a "prop."

Which is freaking weird - the standard fundie denial is to claim it's coke or iced tea and implicitly dare anyone to accuse you of lying. Saying it's a "prop" means you want it to look like booze, which in fundie world is almost as bad as actual booze in terms of harming your "witness."
 
2020-08-05 10:05:24 AM  
4 votes:
I'm having Gary Hart flashbacks
 
2020-08-05 11:58:39 AM  
3 votes:

zorkmcgork: How is the Liberty U Department of Pool Boy Studies taking this?


Up the you-know-what I would imagine.
 
2020-08-05 11:56:42 AM  
3 votes:

Riothamus: He's doing whatever he can to avoid saying he was drinking a Rum and Coke like Julian.


Even sexy evangelicals like to get wasted, Julian.
 
2020-08-05 11:04:28 AM  
3 votes:
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soon
 
2020-08-05 11:04:20 AM  
3 votes:
How is the Liberty U Department of Pool Boy Studies taking this?
 
2020-08-05 10:24:39 AM  
3 votes:

Someone Else's Alt: Christian leader is a lying, hypocritical scumbag?

Day that ends in y?


That is the only day of the week I will drink.
 
2020-08-05 10:04:47 AM  
3 votes:
I'm shocked he was banging a woman.
 
2020-08-05 10:04:15 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-05 12:18:03 PM  
2 votes:

Flaming Gas Bag: Super Chronic: Liberty student Alexandra Green

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I would like to help you get expelled.

I mean, it's not like your Liberty degree will be worth anything anyway.

How many restraining orders are taped to your refrigerator?


All of them!
 
2020-08-05 10:51:52 AM  
2 votes:
Old black water,
keep on pourin
fleecin all the rubes
and committin adultery

Well if I'm gay,
I don't care!
They'll keep givin cash to me
just keep pretendin to believe in God

I like to take a pool boys panties off and
dance on his big cock
and I'm buyin all my boys a round
 
2020-08-05 10:50:12 AM  
2 votes:
I think this is further proof that Falwell is a RINO.

I mean, a young woman? That's not usually how they roll when they're away from prying eyes.
 
2020-08-05 10:46:18 AM  
2 votes:
So, he's cheating on his personal trainer?
 
2020-08-05 10:40:01 AM  
2 votes:
They eliminated their philosophy department. You know, the thing that teaches logic, and ethics, and all the other things that prove them wrong.

https://ministrywatch.com/liberty-uni​v​ersity-makes-cuts-to-philosophy-divini​ty-departments/
 
2020-08-05 10:30:34 AM  
2 votes:

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How many pool cleaners had to be told that she is just a prop, also?
 
2020-08-05 10:26:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-05 10:23:46 AM  
2 votes:
You can major in Republican Math at Liberty University.
 
2020-08-05 10:19:34 AM  
2 votes:
At least the athletes are still there to turn Liberty U into a sports powerhouse, right?
 
2020-08-05 10:10:11 AM  
2 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: As was discussed in the previous thread, he claimed it was not any kind of alcoholic beverage - just "black water" that he had as a "prop."

Which is freaking weird - the standard fundie denial is to claim it's coke or iced tea and implicitly dare anyone to accuse you of lying. Saying it's a "prop" means you want it to look like booze, which in fundie world is almost as bad as actual booze in terms of harming your "witness."


it was some kind of trailer park theme party.
Hence the "prop".
 
2020-08-05 9:15:42 AM  
2 votes:
Those "rules" seem to be every reason that I wouldn't want to ever attend a "university" that had those rules.

Drinking smoking states of undress--ummm sign this farker up when he was 18...hell sign me up for that now.
 
2020-08-05 11:18:36 PM  
1 vote:

madgonad: I was one of those 'unlucky people' that was told early on that when I turned 18 I would either be packing my bags to move off to college, packing my bags for the Army, or packing my bags to move into an apartment. I had plenty of warning that when high school ended I was leaving. Of course I had my own car (purchased for $4000 - brand new Toyota Tercel EZ) and had what amounted to a full ride through college. I had also worked all through my junior and senior year so I had money. I actually sold off almost all of my comic books to get the car (and a new stereo, CD player, guitar....). It is part of growing up and living in your parents shadow / under your mom's skirt is not how to do it.

I wasn't 'cut off'. My parents actually covered my auto insurance all through college and I stayed in the guest room over Xmas all through college and during the summer between my freshmen/sophomore year. They actually had my old bedroom redecorated long before I came back for Thanksgiving my Freshman year. The most important part of raising kids is preparing them for adulthood. That means the kids know that they are making the decisions and living with the consequences. They helped with little things only and the offered some guidance, but my decisions were on me.


Your parents sound like dumb trash, suppose the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.
 
2020-08-05 9:30:11 PM  
1 vote:

flondrix: So, your parents partially supported you through college; even allowing you to live at home between semesters counts as a form of support.  You don't say which college you attended, or if your parents put any restrictions on the type you could attend.  The kids in question were given the choice between Liberty University or the street; it sounds like you were given better options.


I know that this is a real thing that parents say, but it's a false choice. If my idiot sister could move halfway across the country at 18 against my parents wishes, then anyone can. She figured out her own education and living situation and she is of pretty ordinary intelligence. I also know plenty of people who were "commanded" by their parents to go to a certain type or of school. Most of them did what they wanted and their parents eventually came around. So go to the school you want. Get financial aid and live in the dorms. Become an RA for some money and free lodging. It might suck to not have your parents' support, but you have way more options than Liberty homelessness. At some point you have to live your own life without being beholden to your parents.
 
2020-08-05 8:46:19 PM  
1 vote:

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What the hell is "black water"?


It a term commonly used in the plumbing business.
 
2020-08-05 4:28:51 PM  
1 vote:

Phins: Well I guess you're one of those special people who, on the day they turned 18, had enough money for a security deposit and first month's rent despite not being allowed to have a job in high school, a job that paid enough for you to support yourself and pay tuition, and were fine with being completely cut off from your family, including your younger siblings. Because that's the choice they were offered.

Maybe someday you'll understand that when you have two bad options, you're still allowed to be unhappy with the results of the one you chose. Ot that short term pain for long term gain is still painful.

And yeah, you can act like an internet tough guy and say you'd be fine with being cut off from a family that did that to you but it's not that easy for everyone.


I was one of those 'unlucky people' that was told early on that when I turned 18 I would either be packing my bags to move off to college, packing my bags for the Army, or packing my bags to move into an apartment. I had plenty of warning that when high school ended I was leaving. Of course I had my own car (purchased for $4000 - brand new Toyota Tercel EZ) and had what amounted to a full ride through college. I had also worked all through my junior and senior year so I had money. I actually sold off almost all of my comic books to get the car (and a new stereo, CD player, guitar....). It is part of growing up and living in your parents shadow / under your mom's skirt is not how to do it.

I wasn't 'cut off'. My parents actually covered my auto insurance all through college and I stayed in the guest room over Xmas all through college and during the summer between my freshmen/sophomore year. They actually had my old bedroom redecorated long before I came back for Thanksgiving my Freshman year. The most important part of raising kids is preparing them for adulthood. That means the kids know that they are making the decisions and living with the consequences. They helped with little things only and the offered some guidance, but my decisions were on me.
 
2020-08-05 4:21:19 PM  
1 vote:
So so "pretending" to be degenerates is OK. It's a "Theme Party."

Got it.
 
2020-08-05 12:32:38 PM  
1 vote:

Phins: Yakk: Dear Liberty University students:

It's all a con, go do something else that makes you happy.

p.s. yes, everyone knew it was a con but you

Students aren't always there by choice.

When I was in high school I had a friend who went to a Baptist high school (her parents weren't religious at all but were desperate to avoid the horror of public school). There were plenty of people from her high school who were essentially forced to go to Liberty University by their parents. They were miserable there and came home for the weekend and partied with their high school friends as often as possible.


When you are 18 you are an adult. If you want to keep sucking off the parental teat that is on you.
 
2020-08-05 11:34:51 AM  
1 vote:
Part of their fetish is to deprive their flock of the indulgences they fully engage in. I went to a religious school and this is all par for the course.

By the way, if this doesn't activate your gaydar then you're not paying attention. No wonder Jerry Falwell's wife eats molten nails for breakfast.

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2020-08-05 10:52:22 AM  
1 vote:
Baptists being hypocrites?  Never.
 
2020-08-05 10:50:17 AM  
1 vote:
 
2020-08-05 10:50:02 AM  
1 vote:
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My time is MY TIME!!!
 
2020-08-05 10:48:26 AM  
1 vote:
Liberty student Alexandra Green

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I would like to help you get expelled.

I mean, it's not like your Liberty degree will be worth anything anyway.
 
2020-08-05 10:34:56 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-05 10:32:37 AM  
1 vote:
Photo needs "I'm just here for the gang bang" caption installed.
 
2020-08-05 10:04:29 AM  
1 vote:
Tali-Baptists
 
2020-08-05 9:22:22 AM  
1 vote:
More than that, the fact that he is boozing it up on a yacht and obviously nailing some floozy, it's that he posed for a farking picture.

If I was a big enough scumbag to where I espoused religious virtue and morality and condemned anyone who didn't live up to what I was shoveling so I could collect money from shiatloads of "true believers", there's no farking way I would even allow goddamn cameras on my liquor fark boat.  That's the height of arrogance.  He doesn't really give a fark because of those "true believers" - they're going to forgive him no matter what...so fark LU for being "outraged".
 
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