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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Liberty University outraged after Jerry Falwell Jr. was seen boozing it up on a yacht   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 10:26:23 AM  
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2020-08-05 10:26:24 AM  
When the pants come off, watch out!
Randy Takes his Pants Off
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2020-08-05 10:27:07 AM  

johnny queso: you're a liberty university student.

you're a farking idiot.


Thread winner.
 
2020-08-05 10:29:31 AM  
Good. It's about time they learn that it's all a scam and a con job. Strict moral codes are for the rubes and sheep that actually believe it all. The folks at the top who make the rules have no obligation to follow the rules and if they get caught breaking em they can just put on a big performance with a forgiveness theme and they can get away with almost anything. With any luck many of them will wake up and rethink the nonsense their parents shoved down their throat.
 
2020-08-05 10:30:34 AM  

TheCubsFan: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1178]


How many pool cleaners had to be told that she is just a prop, also?
 
2020-08-05 10:32:37 AM  
Photo needs "I'm just here for the gang bang" caption installed.
 
2020-08-05 10:32:44 AM  

puffy999: Carn: How many of his pool boys did he bring?  He's the farking worst.  I live about 25 minutes from Liberty now.  I actually feel bad for a lot of the kids that go there.  There are a ton of parents that make their kids go, like my wife's step-uncle, who is a total asshole.  I think pretending to be a Christian makes him feel empowered to be an even bigger dick than he otherwise would be.

Someone should open a fake school (like that movie) and have the kids go there instead.


I hope that eventually they go to jail for all their fraud, and the state takes the school over.
 
2020-08-05 10:33:37 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Also LOL at "adults" who would willingly sign up for rules like no drinking or associating with member of the opposite sex. Religious people are farking weird.


No kidding. The tweets with that article really wants us to feel bad for the people at the university who were punished for the same stuff, but I give zero farks. The students getting punished are *also* hypocrite fundie assholes, so they can all just make each other miserable forever as far as I'm concerned. And if the students aren't hypocrite fundie assholes, then they can just leave and go to a normal school.
 
2020-08-05 10:34:56 AM  
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2020-08-05 10:38:35 AM  
I've heard a theory that this picture "leak" is intentional to draw attention away from his racist tweet.
 
2020-08-05 10:39:26 AM  
"black water" indeed.
 
2020-08-05 10:39:46 AM  
I worked with a physician assistant (PA) once, and when I found out later she went to Liberty University, I had my, "Ah, it all makes sense now" moment.

/she was terrible
//would rather work with someone who also went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
 
2020-08-05 10:40:01 AM  
They eliminated their philosophy department. You know, the thing that teaches logic, and ethics, and all the other things that prove them wrong.

https://ministrywatch.com/liberty-uni​v​ersity-makes-cuts-to-philosophy-divini​ty-departments/
 
2020-08-05 10:42:38 AM  

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That's a nice yacht. Apparently, the religion business pays pretty well.
 
2020-08-05 10:43:23 AM  
* No social distancing in the photo.
* Pants opened on both people.
* Claims it's not alcohol but black water which is beyond odd at this point.

My only reaction to the people who gave this man money and believed him is...

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2020-08-05 10:43:41 AM  

drlcb: johnny queso: you're a liberty university student.

you're a farking idiot.

Concur!

Gawd Damnit so much... Wasted 4 years on a business degree and quit w/2 classes to go because I don't want to be associated w/the Liberty Cult..... Shopping for a new-non-partisan-non-religious university. They bait you in with low tuition rates, especially for military and first responders.
Just sat a stack of course books - at least $5k worth on the sidewalk for Craigs list - advertised as good kindling for your bonfires...
PS- I'm old and have a great job - didn't even need a degree. Still want to complete it because I hate leaving "things" unfinished.


all you can do is take what's good and leave the rest.
move on and keep learning.
 
2020-08-05 10:45:35 AM  

truthandjustice: Martian_Astronomer: As was discussed in the previous thread, he claimed it was not any kind of alcoholic beverage - just "black water" that he had as a "prop."

Which is freaking weird - the standard fundie denial is to claim it's coke or iced tea and implicitly dare anyone to accuse you of lying. Saying it's a "prop" means you want it to look like booze, which in fundie world is almost as bad as actual booze in terms of harming your "witness."

it was some kind of trailer park theme party.
Hence the "prop".


No, I get that. But if you claim you're just drinking a brown, sugary beverage, it could be a prop but the level of deniability is higher. If you actually say it's a prop, it means you want it to look like booze - which they still view as a problem.
 
2020-08-05 10:45:39 AM  

fireclown: Rocket To Russia: Trailer Park Boys has a character named Julian who always wears a black T shirt and always, always, ALWAYS has a drink in his hand. He doesn't walk around with his pants unzipped, nor does any other character on the show, so I dunno what that's aboot.

/They're Canadian
//Love TPB
///Threes

That's Randys belly.  Or could be, after enough cheesburgers.


Yeah, but Randy Bobandy is always shirtless, not pulling up his shirt, and Falwell's already playing Julian anyway. Who knows.
 
2020-08-05 10:46:18 AM  
So, he's cheating on his personal trainer?
 
2020-08-05 10:46:19 AM  

Target Builder: "The photo shows the Liberty University president on a yacht with his pants unzipped and his shirt pulled up exposing his belly, with a woman he identified as a "friend" standing next to him with her pants similarly unzipped as Falwell has his hand around her waist, holding a glass containing some sort of dark liquid."

Sounds about right for a "socially conservative religious leader".


It's missing the underage boys.
 
2020-08-05 10:48:26 AM  
Liberty student Alexandra Green

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I would like to help you get expelled.

I mean, it's not like your Liberty degree will be worth anything anyway.
 
2020-08-05 10:50:02 AM  
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My time is MY TIME!!!
 
2020-08-05 10:50:12 AM  
I think this is further proof that Falwell is a RINO.

I mean, a young woman? That's not usually how they roll when they're away from prying eyes.
 
2020-08-05 10:50:17 AM  
 
2020-08-05 10:50:49 AM  
Where, I say, where are that young lady's underdraw'ahs?
 
2020-08-05 10:51:52 AM  
Old black water,
keep on pourin
fleecin all the rubes
and committin adultery

Well if I'm gay,
I don't care!
They'll keep givin cash to me
just keep pretendin to believe in God

I like to take a pool boys panties off and
dance on his big cock
and I'm buyin all my boys a round
 
2020-08-05 10:52:22 AM  
Baptists being hypocrites?  Never.
 
2020-08-05 10:55:27 AM  

Super Chronic: Liberty student Alexandra Green

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I would like to help you get expelled.

I mean, it's not like your Liberty degree will be worth anything anyway.


How many restraining orders are taped to your refrigerator?
 
2020-08-05 10:55:53 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm more shocked that his followers are dumb enough to believe in his bullsh*t. But, whatever. Not that shocked.


Done in two.

Sorry, God-botherers. A majority of your leaders are hypocrites. Especially the far-right evangelicals.
 
2020-08-05 10:57:23 AM  
Fundies in general are incredibly awful, but the worst kinds are those with the "David Complex", who proclaim that they are exempt from any biblical laws & restrictions that you & I in the slave pits have to obey because they are "God's Chosen" elite. Which is why you always see these a**holes wallowing in the most depraved stuff imaginable (from simple grift to pedophilia), because they think that their debauchery is their own way of worshiping God.
 
2020-08-05 11:00:30 AM  
Dear Jerry:

I have a theological question:

Do you believe it is possible for a prostitute to be saved?
 
2020-08-05 11:04:20 AM  
How is the Liberty U Department of Pool Boy Studies taking this?
 
2020-08-05 11:04:28 AM  
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2020-08-05 11:04:42 AM  
Fark. You.

If choose to associate with the devil by attending Liberty U you get no sympathy from me. Those people live by the code "rules for thee, not for me" and the only problem they have now is finding out they're in the "thees" and not the "mes".

Fark 'em all.
 
2020-08-05 11:06:32 AM  
I don't understand why he had to claim the black drink was a prop.  Is he not supposed to drink Coke?

Oh, wait ... it's the black thing, right?  It's his black prop thing.
 
2020-08-05 11:13:59 AM  
This so-called Liberty University has as much to do with "Liberty" as the Democratic Republic of Korea has anything to do with "Democracy".

Liberty.  It'a a worship word
 
2020-08-05 11:16:05 AM  
I've worked at large corporations that would never hire anyone that attended Liberty University.  Automatic disqualifier for employment.

/no. I won't name them.
 
2020-08-05 11:17:00 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Fundies in general are incredibly awful, but the worst kinds are those with the "David Complex", who proclaim that they are exempt from any biblical laws & restrictions that you & I in the slave pits have to obey because they are "God's Chosen" elite. Which is why you always see these a**holes wallowing in the most depraved stuff imaginable (from simple grift to pedophilia), because they think that their debauchery is their own way of worshiping God.


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2020-08-05 11:17:12 AM  
This is the non-cropped photo:
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2020-08-05 11:33:51 AM  
They posted a video before getting wise and taking it down.  (can't direct link Vimeo on Fark?  here's a Twitter post with it)

https://twitter.com/KPN447/status/129​0​660918301523971
 
2020-08-05 11:34:51 AM  
Part of their fetish is to deprive their flock of the indulgences they fully engage in. I went to a religious school and this is all par for the course.

By the way, if this doesn't activate your gaydar then you're not paying attention. No wonder Jerry Falwell's wife eats molten nails for breakfast.

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2020-08-05 11:39:00 AM  

shut_it_down: And if the students aren't hypocrite fundie assholes, then they can just leave and go to a normal school.


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2020-08-05 11:42:14 AM  

Target Builder: "The photo shows the Liberty University president on a yacht with his pants unzipped and his shirt pulled up exposing his belly, with a woman he identified as a "friend" standing next to him with her pants similarly unzipped as Falwell has his hand around her waist, holding a glass containing some sort of dark liquid."

Sounds about right for a "socially conservative religious leader".


Look on the bright side(s)
1. She is not underage
2. She, not he

Downside: not his wife and that hand is closer to boob than waist
 
2020-08-05 11:52:36 AM  
What is "black water"?
Other than the mercenary firm run by Erik Prince, and a term for badly contaminated waste water, I've never heard that phrase.
That phrase just rings as odd in this context.
 
2020-08-05 11:55:19 AM  

Nesher: What is "black water"?
Other than the mercenary firm run by Erik Prince, and a term for badly contaminated waste water, I've never heard that phrase.
That phrase just rings as odd in this context.


He's doing whatever he can to avoid saying he was drinking a Rum and Coke like Julian. In his zeal he decided to deny the Coke part as well.
 
2020-08-05 11:56:42 AM  

Riothamus: He's doing whatever he can to avoid saying he was drinking a Rum and Coke like Julian.


Even sexy evangelicals like to get wasted, Julian.
 
2020-08-05 11:58:39 AM  

zorkmcgork: How is the Liberty U Department of Pool Boy Studies taking this?


Up the you-know-what I would imagine.
 
2020-08-05 12:01:10 PM  
Isn't Liberty U suing the NYT for $10 million for defamation? Fark off, LU.
 
2020-08-05 12:02:56 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: As was discussed in the previous thread, he claimed it was not any kind of alcoholic beverage - just "black water" that he had as a "prop."

Which is freaking weird - the standard fundie denial is to claim it's coke or iced tea and implicitly dare anyone to accuse you of lying. Saying it's a "prop" means you want it to look like booze, which in fundie world is almost as bad as actual booze in terms of harming your "witness."


The only "prop" there was the subtle bulge below his belly.
 
2020-08-05 12:04:42 PM  

Cervetus: shut_it_down: And if the students aren't hypocrite fundie assholes, then they can just leave and go to a normal school.

Privilege-like typing detected.


Not sure I follow.

You know private Christian schools cost tens of thousands of dollars more per year to attend than public state universities, right?  They could save money, do what they want without worrying about hypocritical god-bothering overlords, and get a degree from an accredited university.
 
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