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(Some Guy)   Because it's 2020 and the simulation we live in is crashing, here's Cap'n Crunch Ocean Blue Artificially Flavored Maple Syrup   (auntjemima.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 7:35:58 AM  
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2020-08-05 1:26:35 PM  
Looks to me like it's Ocean Blue artificially maple flavored syrup.
 
2020-08-05 1:36:34 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Looks to me like it's Ocean Blue artificially maple flavored syrup.


For on your waffles.
 
2020-08-05 1:45:42 PM  
Meanwhile in another thread, you can make Smeggos for with your blue waffle syrup.

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2020-08-05 2:25:01 PM  
Goes great with these
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2020-08-05 2:49:00 PM  
It's a natural ocean blue coloring I imagine.
 
2020-08-05 3:38:54 PM  
Does the IV bag kit come with it, or is that separate?
 
2020-08-05 3:53:16 PM  
They get it from the sap of these trees.

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2020-08-05 4:27:27 PM  
I won't like i look at that stuff and i see Dawn dishwashing soap.
 
2020-08-05 5:50:37 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Goes great with these
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I MUST HAVE THESE IN MY FACE.

/and I'm not even stoned
//yet
 
2020-08-05 7:10:07 PM  
So they replaced Aunt Jemima ... with Cap'n Crunch?
 
2020-08-06 9:28:26 AM  

skyotter: So they replaced Aunt Jemima ... with Cap'n Crunch?


1.) But they didn't rename it, which seems like a missed opportunity
2.) Also if you were trying to destroy what was left of the brand before you reboot it I can't think of a better way than blue artificial maple. I mean ugh, who was the ad wizard behind this?  The guy behind purple and green ketchup?
 
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