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(NHL)   As the East bubble wipes the Rags from their ranks, the Panthers can join them today.. 6 games, 2 seeding top 4s, other six teams in 3 other games looking to go from coin toss to basically lock.. First puck at noon ET, second sweep about 2:30 PM ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 2:00:10 AM  
So wait.  6, 2, 4, 6, 3...  carry the 1...  uhh, Fark it, let's hockey

/Sharks in 6
//as is tradition
 
2020-08-05 2:04:23 AM  
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/ It's only 11pm here
 
2020-08-05 3:28:53 AM  
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2020-08-05 3:29:03 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-05 4:08:40 AM  
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2020-08-05 4:13:04 AM  
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2020-08-05 5:12:52 AM  
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2020-08-05 7:09:48 AM  
ESS is back huh?

_/I suppose we should be glad it isn't ESPN anyway...
 
2020-08-05 7:44:45 AM  

buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]


She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

The qualifiers remind me of the first rounds in the old named divisions. Down 2 games, you either find that extra or you don't deserve to be in it.
 
2020-08-05 7:46:48 AM  
Go Meteor at 4 & 8!!

Also
Registration is open now for the Bracket Challenge.. Can't do the brackets yet... But you can register and get organized, when to fill out your bracket will be after the play-in round and the seeding round robin is done.
Anyway, I've re-up'd the "Goon Juice Aficionados" league..  password "Fark234" to join here:
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leag​u​es/goon-juice-aficionados
You will also need an NHL.com ID, and because domains, sign in in both places if/when you create a new account.

Also also
Special Agent has done a league with the same name and password at the Hat Trick Challenge, we're already a few days in over there, but if past years are any indication a few good days of picks will have you right in the running. make sure you get your picks done before noon, the questions lock with the start of the broadcast to do with that question, already missed 2 points with that myself.
Here for HTC: https://hattrick.nhl.com/#/league/2942 which you will have to copy pasta because [hashtag] reasons.
 
2020-08-05 7:51:16 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.



Found it:

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2020-08-05 9:12:21 AM  
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2020-08-05 9:18:03 AM  

Recoil Therapy: ESS is back huh?

_/I suppose we should be glad it isn't ESPN anyway...


Looks like this was submitted between 11:00pm and midnight last night.  Would be nice if people waited until the day's games were over before submitting the next day's headline.  Still, it's a better headline than I submitted, so I can't get too cross about it.
 
2020-08-05 10:20:32 AM  

Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: ESS is back huh?

_/I suppose we should be glad it isn't ESPN anyway...

Looks like this was submitted between 11:00pm and midnight last night.  Would be nice if people waited until the day's games were over before submitting the next day's headline.  Still, it's a better headline than I submitted, so I can't get too cross about it.


Would be really nice if the Sports Admin didn't just green the first one they come across....

I guess it's time for the annual "Please don't do that" plea to the Fark gods* ... sigh

_/*ok, minor deities
 
2020-08-05 10:34:10 AM  
Welp, after last night, I won't really see a game till tomorrow
 
2020-08-05 11:25:44 AM  

Aar1012: Welp, after last night, I won't really see a game till tomorrow


It is actually a good strategy, the Rangers just decided to get some extra rest to make a 2021 run.
 
2020-08-05 11:31:17 AM  
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2020-08-05 11:32:33 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: ESS is back huh?

_/I suppose we should be glad it isn't ESPN anyway...

Looks like this was submitted between 11:00pm and midnight last night.  Would be nice if people waited until the day's games were over before submitting the next day's headline.  Still, it's a better headline than I submitted, so I can't get too cross about it.

Would be really nice if the Sports Admin didn't just green the first one they come across....

I guess it's time for the annual "Please don't do that" plea to the Fark gods* ... sigh

_/*ok, minor deities


Have you sacrificed a pint at the alter of the server?

Also, time to sleep before Pens time. Hope they prepped for the road atmosphere in game 3.
 
2020-08-05 11:33:49 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it:

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She's got some excellent, if specific cosplay skills.
 
2020-08-05 11:35:56 AM  
Morning campers. Breakfast with The Instigstors our if Buffalo and then in to the games. It's a good day. It's gonna be an interrupted good day, but a good day.
 
2020-08-05 11:36:27 AM  

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2020-08-05 11:36:57 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it:

[Fark user image 425x520]


For research purposes, what name would a lad type if they were interested in viewing more pics of her?
 
2020-08-05 11:38:28 AM  

WoodyHayes: Aar1012: Welp, after last night, I won't really see a game till tomorrow

It is actually a good strategy, the Rangers just decided to get some extra rest to make a 2021 run.


Yeah but I just wanted one win
 
2020-08-05 11:39:21 AM  
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/Hope Hank comes back, cause I'd hate to see him go out like that, but it's a weird year.
 
2020-08-05 11:40:44 AM  
Hooray!
It's all-day drinking and hockey.
Go Islanders and not-Habs.
 
2020-08-05 11:41:03 AM  

WoodyHayes: OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it:

[Fark user image 425x520]

For research purposes, what name would a lad type if they were interested in viewing more pics of her?


Okay found it, though I will say that the reverse image search feature was slightly less than helpful even if it did get rid of half the world's population when trying to come up with a name to conduct research on.

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2020-08-05 11:48:05 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it:

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"What's the big deal? It's just a piece of ass."

- Manfred, probably
 
2020-08-05 11:50:01 AM  
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//let's see if which Bruins team shows up today - the "getting back in synch" one or the "11:30pm beer hockey" one
///so far it's been the latter
 
2020-08-05 11:55:41 AM  
Any updates on Muzzin?
 
2020-08-05 11:56:02 AM  
Seeing as it's slightly before noon here, I'm starting my hockey drinking with a barrel-aged saison with Brett, lemon and lime.
It's from Redline Brew house in Barrie, Ontario called Series 2.
It counts as a fruit serving, right?
 
2020-08-05 11:56:43 AM  

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//let's see if which Bruins team shows up today - the "getting back in synch" one or the "11:30pm beer hockey" one
///so far it's been the latter


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2020-08-05 11:59:02 AM  

DOCTORD000M: Any updates on Muzzin?


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2020-08-05 11:59:39 AM  
Alright, kids. Listen up.

A donation of five dollars to my PayPal will cause me to root for the team of your choice.

Don't want that prissy Sindy Crosby slut flopping like a grass diver and running his mouth while skating backwards? I'll root for the Pens.

Don't want that Alex Ovechkin drunkard setting a bad example for kids everywhere with his immoral alcohol consumption in public? I'll root for the Caps.

Want to ensure that no holier than thou Canadian pricks break their country's seventy-three year streak of watching American teams win what the igloo humpers arrogantly believe is their birthright? I'll root for any Canadian team you'd like.

Give me money, don't pass up this opportunity to secure your own happiness.
 
2020-08-05 12:03:42 PM  
More databasing = more daytime hockey!
 
2020-08-05 12:03:44 PM  
Stompin' Tom Connors - The Hockey Song
Youtube UxJvrD80nJ4
 
2020-08-05 12:04:18 PM  
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2020-08-05 12:04:21 PM  
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2020-08-05 12:04:30 PM  

WoodyHayes: Alright, kids. Listen up.

A donation of five dollars to my PayPal will cause me to root for the team of your choice.

Don't want that prissy Sindy Crosby slut flopping like a grass diver and running his mouth while skating backwards? I'll root for the Pens.

Don't want that Alex Ovechkin drunkard setting a bad example for kids everywhere with his immoral alcohol consumption in public? I'll root for the Caps.

Want to ensure that no holier than thou Canadian pricks break their country's seventy-three year streak of watching American teams win what the igloo humpers arrogantly believe is their birthright? I'll root for any Canadian team you'd like.

Give me money, don't pass up this opportunity to secure your own happiness.


I will absolutely pay $5 to have you root for Crosby.  What is your Venmo?
 
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2020-08-05 12:07:10 PM  

WoodyHayes: OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it:

[Fark user image 425x520]

For research purposes, what name would a lad type if they were interested in viewing more pics of her?


Story about her from last year.

swankywanky: [i.kym-cdn.com image 600x480]

//let's see if which Bruins team shows up today - the "getting back in synch" one or the "11:30pm beer hockey" one
///so far it's been the latter


The "Treat these as warmup games, even if we're seeded fourth" Bruins.
 
2020-08-05 12:07:56 PM  
That echo is really weird.
 
2020-08-05 12:11:27 PM  
Several changes to the lineup. Wanna tell us what they were, morons?
 
2020-08-05 12:11:32 PM  

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2020-08-05 12:12:08 PM  

WoodyHayes: OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image image 425x527]

She made a World Series Trophy dress last year. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it:

[Fark user image 425x520]

For research purposes, what name would a lad type if they were interested in viewing more pics of her?


This is of interest to the entire class.
 
2020-08-05 12:13:22 PM  

sortarican: Several changes to the lineup. Wanna tell us what they were, morons?


What's the fun in that?

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2020-08-05 12:16:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: sortarican: Several changes to the lineup. Wanna tell us what they were, morons?

What's the fun in that?

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Here some "The more you know": Mackenzie Weigert wears #52 because it's the same number his cousin wore in the NHL. His closing is former Canadien, Shark, and Sabre  Craig Rivet.
 
2020-08-05 12:19:55 PM  

sortarican: Polish Hussar: sortarican: Several changes to the lineup. Wanna tell us what they were, morons?

What's the fun in that?

[Fark user image image 599x337]

Here some "The more you know": Mackenzie Weigert wears #52 because it's the same number his cousin wore in the NHL. His closing is former Canadien, Shark, and Sabre  Craig Rivet.


Cousin.
 
2020-08-05 12:22:12 PM  
Random thoughts on yesterdays games.

Toronto made adjustments, Columbus didn't.

Isles will get the sweep.

Winnipeg has angered the hockey gods somehow

Predators started taking things seriously before it was too late
 
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