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(ESPN)   Lou Williams said that eating at a strip club "wasn't the best-quality decision." No kidding. Who eats at a strip club anyway?   (espn.com) divider line
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TWX [TotalFark]
2020-08-04 11:52:44 PM  
Who?  This guy:

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/I hate to admit it, Streebek, but for once in your life you're right. This is good coffee.
 
2020-08-05 12:07:09 AM  
Who eats at a strip club anyway?

Horny Arby's customers?
 
2020-08-05 2:49:51 AM  
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2020-08-05 3:51:51 AM  
One near me often advertised their salad bar.  Sounded gross.
 
2020-08-05 4:24:25 AM  
I prefer eating out at the Y.
 
2020-08-05 4:55:08 AM  
Who eats at a strip club anyway?

Crabs?
 
2020-08-05 4:58:16 AM  
The same people who read the articles in Playboy. Duh.
 
2020-08-05 4:59:29 AM  
There's one near where I live that has a full menu. Toward the end of my military career about 10 of us went for lunch one Friday when nobody cared if we came back, and I have to say that the food was pretty damn good. The roast beef was pretty rare as well, unlike the well done they have at similar local joints.
 
2020-08-05 7:22:04 AM  
Say what you will, but some folks like the roast beef sammie...

/Strip club around here used to do breakfast to draw in the 3rd shift crews.
//Bacon, eggs, and boobs. There are worse formulas for business.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-08-05 8:01:54 AM  

hubiestubert: Say what you will, but some folks like the roast beef sammie...

/Strip club around here used to do breakfast to draw in the 3rd shift crews.
//Bacon, eggs, and boobs. There are worse formulas for business.


I expect many comparisons between sunny-side-up eggs and anatomy of the various dancers were made.
 
2020-08-05 8:02:51 AM  
I only eat at strip clubs in downtown Montreal (or at the Pink Palace near the Airport)

RIP Topless Breakfast
 
2020-08-05 8:28:18 AM  
I can't say I've never eaten at a strip club, but to eat there so often you have a menu item named after you, that's just weird.
 
2020-08-05 9:00:19 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I only eat at strip clubs in downtown Montreal (or at the Pink Palace near the Airport)

RIP Topless Breakfast


Eggs and legs!
 
2020-08-05 9:16:57 AM  
Many years ago (2003ish) an old college roommate and I stopped at a strip club off of I-95 in North Carolina on the way home from Myrtle Beach. Had a pretty decent steak while watching the dancers. It was like dinner theater.
 
2020-08-05 9:29:48 AM  

hubiestubert: Say what you will, but some folks like the roast beef sammie...

/Strip club around here used to do breakfast to draw in the 3rd shift crews.
//Bacon, eggs, and boobs. There are worse formulas for business.


A friend once told me about a pretty good full breakfast he had at a strip club in midtown Manhattan. I think it cost him something like $12 altogether.
 
2020-08-05 9:31:28 AM  
I recall strip clubs in Portland with REALLY good food.  That was almost 20 years ago then.
 
2020-08-05 9:35:50 AM  
In a case of AI gone wrong this was the ad placed at the bottom of this thread...

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2020-08-05 9:37:50 AM  
According to one of the talking heads on ESPN that place has really good chicken wings.
 
2020-08-05 9:39:39 AM  
I did in a Martinsburg, West Virginia club. Fried fish for Friday during Lent. Pretty good actually. Most of the women there though are stereotypically West Virginian and horribly skinny.
 
2020-08-05 9:49:32 AM  
 
2020-08-05 10:36:17 AM  
I mean, that restaurant in Showdown in Little Tokyo might be alright....
 
2020-08-05 10:59:53 AM  
The strippers do.
 
2020-08-05 11:01:22 AM  
No one goes to a strip club for a Wings, they go for breasts and thighs
 
2020-08-05 11:14:37 AM  

thesharkman: No one goes to a strip club for a Wings, they go for breasts and thighs


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2020-08-05 11:16:50 AM  
An old boss of mine would take us to the club every Friday for lunch.  $10 would get you a steak, baked tater w/toppings and a side salad.  Guy who owned the club used to be a chef and great pride in the cleanliness of his kitchen and the quality of the food he served.

/Strippers would be a bit upset though.  They knew we were only going to tip the waitress
 
2020-08-05 11:16:56 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: There's one near where I live that has a full menu. Toward the end of my military career about 10 of us went for lunch one Friday when nobody cared if we came back, and I have to say that the food was pretty damn good. The roast beef was pretty rare as well, unlike the well done they have at similar local joints.


Too good for the punched lasagna? Oh well, I'm sure you got some whether you wanted it or not.
 
2020-08-05 11:17:31 AM  

Bob Down: The same people who read the articles in Playboy. Duh.


I always thought this was such an odd joke since Playboy was only about 10% naked women and their articles tended to be very well written, particularly their interviews and fiction.
 
2020-08-05 11:18:29 AM  

TWX: hubiestubert: Say what you will, but some folks like the roast beef sammie...

/Strip club around here used to do breakfast to draw in the 3rd shift crews.
//Bacon, eggs, and boobs. There are worse formulas for business.

I expect many comparisons between sunny-side-up eggs and anatomy of the various dancers were made.


HOpefully, SO lOng as you avoid the beef hash.
 
2020-08-05 11:20:01 AM  
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He's on the menu
 
2020-08-05 11:20:07 AM  
When I worked in downtown Detroit, there were two strip clubs that would have lunch specials. Less than $10 for a tasty burger or sandwich, fries, and beer or pop is a pretty good deal downtown. Most of the time, the strippers wouldn't have gotten in yet so it was just having a decent, cheap lunch.
 
2020-08-05 11:23:37 AM  

toetag: An old boss of mine would take us to the club every Friday for lunch.  $10 would get you a steak, baked tater w/toppings and a side salad.  Guy who owned the club used to be a chef and great pride in the cleanliness of his kitchen and the quality of the food he served.

/Strippers would be a bit upset though.  They knew we were only going to tip the waitress


Just the tip?
 
2020-08-05 12:22:30 PM  
As someone pointed out (Katie Nolan?) they do curbside pick up for the food.
 
2020-08-05 12:51:14 PM  

johnny_vegas: I recall strip clubs in Portland with REALLY good food.  That was almost 20 years ago then.


I hear you can still get a pretty decent steak in Portland.
 
2020-08-05 1:59:17 PM  
I can't believe this hasn't come up yet:

"I'll take a free breakfast buffet any time, any day."
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2020-08-05 2:00:29 PM  
Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson on Strippers
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And until I saw this episode, I was unaware that any strip clubs served food.
 
2020-08-05 2:59:46 PM  
Rachel's in Orlando.


That is all
 
2020-08-05 3:36:01 PM  
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2020-08-05 5:14:26 PM  
I know a strip club that serves up delicious meat curtins
 
2020-08-05 7:05:22 PM  

Trocadero: As someone pointed out (Katie Nolan?) they do curbside pick up for the food.


As others have pointed out, you gotta eat wings fresh. The quality drops dramatically on the drive.
 
2020-08-05 8:21:27 PM  

skinink: Tr0mBoNe: I only eat at strip clubs in downtown Montreal (or at the Pink Palace near the Airport)

RIP Topless Breakfast

Eggs and legs!


Tits n' grits
 
2020-08-05 9:27:40 PM  

snoopy2zero: According to one of the talking heads on ESPN that place has really good chicken wings.


More than a few ESPN talking heads have said the same recently.  Apparently Magic City something beyond being a standard strip club.  These are folks who grew up or spent a lot of time in the Atlanta area.

/I think it is funny that folks arent afraid to talk strip club on a Disney owned network.
 
2020-08-05 10:02:32 PM  

Charles of York: I know a strip club that serves up delicious meat curtins


You misspelled cretins.
 
2020-08-05 10:03:26 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: skinink: Tr0mBoNe: I only eat at strip clubs in downtown Montreal (or at the Pink Palace near the Airport)

RIP Topless Breakfast

Eggs and legs!

Tits n' grits


Booze'n cooze?
 
2020-08-05 10:15:45 PM  

NINEv2: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: skinink: Tr0mBoNe: I only eat at strip clubs in downtown Montreal (or at the Pink Palace near the Airport)

RIP Topless Breakfast

Eggs and legs!

Tits n' grits

Booze'n cooze?


Hash and gash.
 
2020-08-05 10:23:59 PM  
Roast beef and bacon
 
2020-08-06 11:33:29 AM  

thesharkman: Roast beef and bacon


Bacon and bits.
 
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