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2211 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Aug 2020 at 6:55 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-04 11:25:09 PM  
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2020-08-04 11:31:24 PM  
your mom
 
2020-08-04 11:36:12 PM  
Came and went.
 
2020-08-04 11:40:07 PM  

cretinbob: your mom


She'll be Kummin 'round the soda fountain when she kums...
 
2020-08-04 11:40:35 PM  
Cady never got to see this. She died in May.
 
2020-08-04 11:43:23 PM  
+1

I love where this meme is going.
 
2020-08-04 11:46:12 PM  

GardenWeasel: Cady never got to see this. She died in May.


Dammit, that wasn't a poor joke.
 
2020-08-04 11:53:58 PM  

GardenWeasel: Cady never got to see this. She died in May.


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2020-08-05 12:20:10 AM  
Thanks for sharing that, Subby. Best laugh I have had in a while.
 
2020-08-05 3:32:38 AM  
Some of the oddest twitter social media accounts have been outstanding this year. Steak-umm has been amazing.
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2020-08-05 7:02:49 AM  
If you don't know the difference, check the colour.
 
2020-08-05 7:36:52 AM  
The post itself was solid. Even better: the Kum & Go acct used going viral as an opportunity to advocate for a conversion therapy ban.
 
2020-08-05 8:15:14 AM  

Boondock3806: The post itself was solid. Even better: the Kum & Go acct used going viral as an opportunity to advocate for a conversion therapy ban.


Kum Guzzlers approve
 
2020-08-05 8:22:49 AM  
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2020-08-05 8:27:33 AM  
I have a Kum & Go rewards card.  Helps when it is where you fuel at work. Well did before the virus times
 
2020-08-05 9:01:40 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Thanks for sharing that, Subby. Best laugh I have had in a while.


Same. Then I looked up Cady Groves, and now I'm sad again.
 
2020-08-05 9:26:11 AM  
Ejaculate & Evacuate
Squirt & Split
Jizz & Jet
Blow Your Load & Hit the Road
Fark & Flee
Skeet & Scoot
Conceive & Leave
 
2020-08-05 10:04:20 AM  
Every time I think I've matured.......I have not
 
2020-08-05 10:12:51 AM  

GardenWeasel: Cady never got to see this. She died in May.


Then it way past time for them to introduce the Kum Guzzler in her honor.
 
2020-08-05 11:32:56 AM  
My dad upon seeing a Kum & Go for the first time commented that it sounded like a drive-thru brothel.
 
2020-08-05 12:34:55 PM  
LOL, this thread really delivers.

We should probably all take a prophylactic dose of antibiotics, just in case.
 
2020-08-05 4:04:40 PM  
The EZ Mart here has the Big EZ.

Not vulgar enough for Fark.
 
2020-08-05 7:18:43 PM  
Miranda
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You know who Cady Groves is, right? Singer-songwriter, and her brother was my son's dad. She should have been a legend. Love and miss her!!


That part took me a bit. Modern times. His mother was the doctor!
 
2020-08-06 5:26:48 AM  
My ex uncle used to be the store manager of a kum and go. He even won a chevy malibu one year. He got fired after 20 years of service.
 
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