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(The Hill)   DeCorona infects DeAides of DeSantis   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-08-04 8:58:01 PM  
Do they have to apologize to him?
 
2020-08-04 9:12:51 PM  
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2020-08-05 7:20:07 AM  
Why won't corona make the jump to that ass?  Is corona afraid it will get Desantis on it?
 
2020-08-05 7:21:56 AM  
It's all a hoax though.. ask Herman.

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2020-08-05 7:23:38 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Why won't corona make the jump to that ass?  Is corona afraid it will get Desantis on it?


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2020-08-05 7:23:57 AM  
He should sue the state for not providing safe working conditions.
 
2020-08-05 7:25:39 AM  
Anyone know the current status of Louie Gohmert?  Is he going to walk out of this, snarky and unscathed, or is he going to pull a Herman Cain and, a month from now, announce his sudden death?
 
2020-08-05 7:26:09 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Why won't corona make the jump to that ass?  Is corona afraid it will get Desantis on it?


A high level GOP type getting COVID at this point is something the GOP would consider bad optics. Since the whole GOP response has been more concerned with optics than common sense or concern, I doubt we'll hear of a GOP name getting COVID again unless it's leaked.
 
2020-08-05 7:26:19 AM  
That Grim Reaper beach guy should grab a seat at the state house for a couple of days.

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2020-08-05 7:28:15 AM  
DumbSantis is a Spreader.
 
2020-08-05 7:29:38 AM  

rudemix: Sorelian's Ghost: Why won't corona make the jump to that ass?  Is corona afraid it will get Desantis on it?

A high level GOP type getting COVID at this point is something the GOP would consider bad optics. Since the whole GOP response has been more concerned with optics than common sense or concern, I doubt we'll hear of a GOP name getting COVID again unless it's leaked.


They are informing attendees of these things is why we are finding out. Had these all been DeSantis centric state employees, we wouldn't have heard a peep.
 
2020-08-05 7:32:37 AM  
Preaching to the choir.
 
2020-08-05 7:37:12 AM  
Sounds like another unexplainable rash of pneumonia is about to strike.
 
2020-08-05 7:38:19 AM  
A bunch of anti-mask Republican sh*t-heels caught Covid19...whose turn is it to act surprised?
 
2020-08-05 7:41:09 AM  
I volunteered to be a guinea pig for the Phase III trials of the AstraZeneca vaccine here in FL. I'm set to get the first injection on the 18th.

The only thing sweeter than (hopefully) getting immunity would be his arse also catching it.

Actually, getting super powers would be sweeter, but I'm trying to be reasonable.
 
2020-08-05 7:44:35 AM  

Professor_Doctor: I volunteered to be a guinea pig for the Phase III trials of the AstraZeneca vaccine here in FL. I'm set to get the first injection on the 18th.

The only thing sweeter than (hopefully) getting immunity would be his arse also catching it.

Actually, getting super powers would be sweeter, but I'm trying to be reasonable.


I filled out the screening for the coVPN but wasn't contacted.  I thought I might have been because I work in contact with hundreds of people a day.
 
2020-08-05 7:44:51 AM  
Captain Ron DeSantis is doing such a great job.  Much better than other jobs.  He has done such a great job by implementing such as and requiring also.  Can you name one thing anyone did at their job that was better?  You cannot name a better job.

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2020-08-05 7:45:21 AM  
Nanette Schimpf, a spokesperson for the Florida Sheriffs Association, confirmed to The Hill that the FSA warned top state elected officials, including DeSantis, and all attendees about their possible exposure to COVID-19 two days after the meeting.

Republicans be:

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2020-08-05 7:51:07 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Anyone know the current status of Louie Gohmert?  Is he going to walk out of this, snarky and unscathed, or is he going to pull a Herman Cain and, a month from now, announce his sudden death?


He's 66, same as my mom. I'm 46.

Given the mortality statistics by age if I were 20 years older I, as my mom is, would be seriously farking terrified of catching a Covid infection. She's been having my sis who lives nearby do groceries for months.

One doesn't have to die to go through a hellish medical ordeal that screws the remainder of your shortened years.
 
2020-08-05 7:53:24 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: Professor_Doctor: I volunteered to be a guinea pig for the Phase III trials of the AstraZeneca vaccine here in FL. I'm set to get the first injection on the 18th.

The only thing sweeter than (hopefully) getting immunity would be his arse also catching it.

Actually, getting super powers would be sweeter, but I'm trying to be reasonable.

I filled out the screening for the coVPN but wasn't contacted.  I thought I might have been because I work in contact with hundreds of people a day.


At least for the one I got in for, that was definitely an excluding factor. They also just started calling people yesterday, so maybe they still will. Good luck, stay safe.
 
2020-08-05 7:56:39 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Anyone know the current status of Louie Gohmert?  Is he going to walk out of this, snarky and unscathed, or is he going to pull a Herman Cain and, a month from now, announce his sudden death?


He says that he's doing the HDQ treatments. His daughter pleaded with him publically not to do so....I guess we shall see
 
2020-08-05 8:00:45 AM  
""As the Governor noted during a press conference yesterday, he is tested regularly and does not have nor has had any symptoms," he said in a statement. "

That doesn't say that he tested negative, does it?
 
2020-08-05 8:02:01 AM  

Professor_Doctor: IRestoreFurniture: Professor_Doctor: I volunteered to be a guinea pig for the Phase III trials of the AstraZeneca vaccine here in FL. I'm set to get the first injection on the 18th.

The only thing sweeter than (hopefully) getting immunity would be his arse also catching it.

Actually, getting super powers would be sweeter, but I'm trying to be reasonable.

I filled out the screening for the coVPN but wasn't contacted.  I thought I might have been because I work in contact with hundreds of people a day.

At least for the one I got in for, that was definitely an excluding factor. They also just started calling people yesterday, so maybe they still will. Good luck, stay safe.


I should have added "before covid I had face to face contact with hundreds of people per day" but I haven't physically been to work since March and probably won't return until at least 2021.

I hope I do get called.  I'd really like to have done something for humanity.
 
2020-08-05 8:02:14 AM  

RasIanI: LeoffDaGrate: Anyone know the current status of Louie Gohmert?  Is he going to walk out of this, snarky and unscathed, or is he going to pull a Herman Cain and, a month from now, announce his sudden death?

He says that he's doing the HDQ treatments. His daughter pleaded with him publically not to do so....I guess we shall see


Haven't heard much from him since he went into quarantine. You'd think he'd be on Fox 4-5 times a day from home.

Sorta like we didn't hear from Herman Cain after Tulsa. And Goober is much more talkative than Cain was.
 
2020-08-05 8:03:45 AM  

RasIanI: LeoffDaGrate: Anyone know the current status of Louie Gohmert?  Is he going to walk out of this, snarky and unscathed, or is he going to pull a Herman Cain and, a month from now, announce his sudden death?

He says that he's doing the HDQ treatments. His daughter pleaded with him publically not to do so....I guess we shall see


The thing is, we have no idea if he's actually doing that.  He might be doing it just to suck up to Dear Leader.

However, Gohmert is stupid enough to insist on taking it.
 
2020-08-05 8:18:12 AM  
the hotel "took every precaution" and "exceeded" social distancing recommendations during the event with required masks, one table per person set 10 feet apart from each other and disinfection of the area every hour.

Oh bullshiat they did. I bet there's a group photo of of them somewhere, all crowded together with big shiat-eating grins on their faces over how they were stigginit it to the stupid mask wearers.
 
2020-08-05 8:51:54 AM  
Another feel good story for responsible people.
 
2020-08-05 9:20:17 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Anyone know the current status of Louie Gohmert?  Is he going to walk out of this, snarky and unscathed, or is he going to pull a Herman Cain and, a month from now, announce his sudden death?


Should there be justice, for how many lives Gohmert has threatened during this pandemic with his bullshiat, he's should spend several months in intensive care at least. I won't wish him dead, but neither will I feel bad if he dies because of his own stupidity.
 
2020-08-05 10:19:46 AM  
DeSantis is a super-spreader
 
2020-08-05 10:58:03 AM  

Advernaut: DeSantis is a super-spreader


That is a solid theory.
 
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