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(Some Guy)   It's election day... let's see who should I vote for... Goodspaceguy? The guy who wants to switch to the metric system? The one who lists Uber and Lyft driver under community service? Or the guy who lists his elementary school under education? (PDF)   (kingcounty.gov) divider line
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2020-08-04 7:20:31 PM  
Has Goodspaceguy ever won an election for anything? I mean, he's on the ballot every single time and I can't remember of ever hearing someone admit to wasting a vote on him, even in protest.
 
2020-08-04 8:29:20 PM  
Greetings, fellow Washingtonian. How'd you like the clown car of gubernatorial wannabes?
 
2020-08-04 9:59:34 PM  
So-so until I saw

Dave Saulibio
(Prefers Trump Republican Party)
 
2020-08-04 10:05:31 PM  
Washingtonian Farkers, I'm sorry. I didn't realize what you were enduring.

Hang in there!
 
2020-08-04 10:22:32 PM  
How about the one who includes "substitute bus driver" under professional experience and "HOA president" as community service?

And then there's the poet.
 
2020-08-04 11:41:46 PM  
Vote for the guy with the 19th Century facial hair whose first promise is to legalise the marijuana.
 
2020-08-05 12:24:19 AM  

pxlboy: Greetings, fellow Washingtonian. How'd you like the clown car of gubernatorial wannabes?


Goodspaceguy was easily the fifth most insane person running for governor.

One Qanon guy, one guy who apparently is a fan of the French Fifth Republic for some reason, and one guy who repeated the same thing 25 times in his own bio: "Defeat Seattle King Fascism" or something.
 
2020-08-05 12:25:00 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Vote for the guy with the 19th Century facial hair whose first promise is to legalise the marijuana.


Marijuana legalization already done here in WA and "the guy with the 19th Century facial hair" doesn't narrow it down much.
 
2020-08-05 12:25:49 AM  

edmo: So-so until I saw

Dave Saulibio
(Prefers Trump Republican Party)


Is that the Qanon guy? I get all the loonies confused. At least Goodspaceguy: you ain't going to forget that name.
 
2020-08-05 12:26:20 AM  
Looks like the nearest Republican to Inslee currently polling 15%.

Yeah, this is not a Republican year up here.
 
2020-08-05 12:27:41 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: pxlboy: Greetings, fellow Washingtonian. How'd you like the clown car of gubernatorial wannabes?

Goodspaceguy was easily the fifth most insane person running for governor.

One Qanon guy, one guy who apparently is a fan of the French Fifth Republic for some reason, and one guy who repeated the same thing 25 times in his own bio: "Defeat Seattle King Fascism" or something.


Oh wait! Its even better than I remember!

"Stop Seattle King Fascism with idiotic face!"

Repeated 25 times.
 
2020-08-05 12:28:56 AM  
Martin "ICEMAN" Wheeler. No bio, just a pic.
 
2020-08-05 12:33:02 AM  
Third/Minor Parties represented by gubernatorial candidates:

1. Fifth Republic Party
2. StandUpAmerica Party (yes, all one word)
3. Republican Party
4. Trump Republican Party
5. Socialist Workers Party
6. Green Party
7. Democrat Party
8. Propertarianist Party
9. Independent Party
10. American Patriot Party
11. Pre2016 Republican Party
12. Cascadia Labor Party
13. New-Liberty Party

Major Parties Represented by gubernatorial candidates:

1. Democratic Party
 
2020-08-05 1:22:05 AM  
God I'm glad I left that shiat hole.
 
2020-08-05 1:25:23 AM  
God has a hard-on for the GOP, because we kill everything we see!
He plays His games, we play ours!
To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh souls!
 
2020-08-05 1:26:27 AM  
Tyler Grow, the gay Mexican Republican
 
2020-08-05 1:27:03 AM  
The Commissioner of Public Lands candidates are pretty entertaining too:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-05 1:28:50 AM  
You guys get a voting choice pamphlet? Why doesn't everywhere have this?
 
2020-08-05 1:29:58 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Third/Minor Parties represented by gubernatorial candidates:

1. Fifth Republic Party
2. StandUpAmerica Party (yes, all one word)
3. Republican Party
4. Trump Republican Party
5. Socialist Workers Party
6. Green Party
7. Democrat Party
8. Propertarianist Party
9. Independent Party
10. American Patriot Party
11. Pre2016 Republican Party
12. Cascadia Labor Party
13. New-Liberty Party

Major Parties Represented by gubernatorial candidates:

1. Democratic Party


Democrat party?
 
2020-08-05 1:30:19 AM  
Check out this guy's stellar academic career:


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2020-08-05 1:30:21 AM  

nytmare: You guys get a voting choice pamphlet? Why doesn't everywhere have this?


Why would "everywhere" want our voting pamphlet?
 
2020-08-05 1:30:23 AM  
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2020-08-05 1:30:36 AM  

snowjack: The Commissioner of Public Lands candidates are pretty entertaining too:

[Fark user image image 773x515]


The Dude vs. Gandalf the Grey?

Hmmm.
 
2020-08-05 1:30:42 AM  

snowjack: The Commissioner of Public Lands candidates are pretty entertaining too:

[Fark user image 773x515]


DAMMIT
 
2020-08-05 1:31:08 AM  
Yeah, I mailed in my ballot last week like a criminal fraudster. And there is nothing you can do about it, America!
 
2020-08-05 1:31:18 AM  

snowjack: The Commissioner of Public Lands candidates are pretty entertaining too:

[Fark user image image 773x515]


You know... I'm not sure who to support here. The conservative Dude. Or the Bush Hermit with the email address 5Gkillseverything. Because they both have excellent ideas on how to preserve the land and ensure healthy growth.
 
2020-08-05 1:32:25 AM  

nytmare: You guys get a voting choice pamphlet? Why doesn't everywhere have this?


Everyone doesn't do this?
 
2020-08-05 1:34:12 AM  

zerkalo: Yeah, I mailed in my ballot last week like a criminal fraudster. And there is nothing you can do about it, America!


That's awesome the more days an election vote is spread out the harder it is to manipulate with "October surprises" like Comey's BS on Hillary!
 
2020-08-05 1:34:50 AM  

fusillade762: [i.imgur.com image 461x488]


I can't read the end of that and not hear Stick Stickly's jingle begin.

Vote for me, Stick Stickly, New York City, New York State, 1-0-1-0-8!
 
2020-08-05 1:35:43 AM  
And you people always make fun of OR.
 
2020-08-05 1:36:42 AM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-05 1:41:02 AM  

snowjack: The Commissioner of Public Lands candidates are pretty entertaining too:

[Fark user image image 773x515]


Does anyone else feel like all republicans are just cardboard cutouts of satire now?  Are these two dudes real?
 
2020-08-05 1:41:15 AM  
In Washington state, all of the loonies can run!
We weed (most of )'em out at election time.

Do a Google for the "Owl Party"--now THAT was a hilarious election year.
 
2020-08-05 1:45:03 AM  

aleister_greynight: And you people always make fun of OR.


If you don't get made fun of, you arn't important at all.
 
2020-08-05 1:46:17 AM  
fark Tim Eyman. That is all.

/Seriously. fark that guy.
 
2020-08-05 1:46:42 AM  

fusillade762: [i.imgur.com image 461x488]


I love that he's never been in jail and apparently owns a rake ..
 
2020-08-05 1:52:13 AM  

kalvyn: fark Tim Eyman. That is all.

/Seriously. fark that guy.


He's the guy who got our car tabs cut from $500 to $50 back in the day, right?
 
2020-08-05 1:56:23 AM  
Pffft amateurs.

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gcc [TotalFark]
2020-08-05 1:57:49 AM  

nytmare: You guys get a voting choice pamphlet? Why doesn't everywhere have this?


Because while most of Washington is in the dark ages, we're still 20 years ahead of the rest of the US.

/ Enjoy the next 20 years!
 
2020-08-05 2:00:53 AM  

snowjack: The Commissioner of Public Lands candidates are pretty entertaining too:

[Fark user image 773x515]


"Disciple of Jesus Christ" ... "Favorite authors: . . . Mark Twain."

Uh, Steve-can I call you Steve?-so, about Twain's view of Christianity ... well, he sorta wrote this book, published posthumously, and well, why don't you just take a wee looksie at Letters from the Earth and get back to us,
 
2020-08-05 2:02:25 AM  
Had a few good candidates for Lt. Governor.

Rest of it pretty much fills itself in.
 
2020-08-05 2:08:31 AM  

pxlboy: Greetings, fellow Washingtonian. How'd you like the clown car of gubernatorial wannabes?


Voted Inslee. The rest can fark off. Tim eyman can fark off thrice.
 
2020-08-05 2:17:15 AM  
JFC that gave me a migraine. I didn't even make it to the Lt. Gov. bios before I gave up.

/Dear Washington, do yourselves a favor and reelect Inslee
 
2020-08-05 2:18:48 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: pxlboy: Greetings, fellow Washingtonian. How'd you like the clown car of gubernatorial wannabes?

Goodspaceguy was easily the fifth most insane person running for governor.

One Qanon guy, one guy who apparently is a fan of the French Fifth Republic for some reason, and one guy who repeated the same thing 25 times in his own bio: "Defeat Seattle King Fascism" or something.


"Defeat fascism with idiotic face," IIRC.
 
2020-08-05 2:24:05 AM  
This was definitely one of my favorite moments:

On the international scene, we need to put an end to our decadesold tirade against China. I view China as a friend. Israel is the enemy. In fact, my book SeaWA Politix is illustrated with photos taken with a Chinese Huawei smartphone, which boasts the best camera(s) of any smartphone.
 
2020-08-05 2:28:31 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: God I'm glad I left that shiat hole.


Me too. You would never catch me dead in the Pacific Northwest. It's awful up here. I don't recommend it.
 
2020-08-05 2:34:08 AM  
Third party candidate?
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2020-08-05 2:38:21 AM  

FlameDuck: Third party candidate?[Fark user image 738x340]


My county had a guy running from the Congress Sucks Party.
 
2020-08-05 2:40:22 AM  

emtwo: FlameDuck: Third party candidate?[Fark user image 738x340]

My county had a guy running from the Congress Sucks Party.


Sounds like a guy who will push for constructive political discourse
 
2020-08-05 2:48:25 AM  
Seems like they would be better off picking five random people from the voter registration list and asking them to run.
 
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