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(DeadState)   According to this guy, if you vote for Biden, you have "Sold your soul to the devil"   (deadstate.org) divider line
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2020-08-05 2:14:50 AM  
Pat Robertson once whined about abortion because (and get this) it reduced the numbers of born people who would grow up to become soldiers and taxpayers.

The. F*cking. GALL!

That's how he sees us? As cannon-fodder to fight in his republican Jesus wars and as walking wallets to pay taxes so that he never has to?
 
2020-08-05 2:38:53 AM  
Cool. I'm Jewish. There is no devil.
 
2020-08-05 2:42:06 AM  
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2020-08-05 2:45:16 AM  
Just a reminder that I think Christians in particular are delusional idiots.

I lost count of all the reasons I have to believe that. Throw this one on the heap.

Hail Satan.
 
2020-08-05 2:45:37 AM  
This guy looks like the kind of pastor the other church leaders know to never leave alone with female members of the youth group.
 
2020-08-05 2:56:18 AM  
I despise any religion that says you don't need to be a good person to go into heaven, that believing and accepting Jesus as your lord and saviour is enough.

That's not a belief system, that's a cheat code.
 
2020-08-05 3:16:07 AM  
I take this turd isn't up to date with the Lucifer series.  He has changed a lot since the Garden of Eden.
 
2020-08-05 3:22:24 AM  

padraig: I despise any religion that says you don't need to be a good person to go into heaven, that believing and accepting Jesus as your lord and saviour is enough.

That's not a belief system, that's a cheat code.


I like to remind my mother that she'll be sharing heaven with a bunch of rapists, child molesters, murderers and thieves who converted to Christianity in prison. Why bother being a good person when you can just mumble a quick apology to god (not the victim) whenever you screw up and go about your life guilt free?
 
2020-08-05 3:27:36 AM  
Robert Jeffress also believes only Christians should be elected into office, excluding all Jews, Muslims and non-believers. He preaches this at his church in Dallas. You can hear it on the radio nationally, and he is an integral part of this administration. McCain had the character to reject this brand of Christian White Nationalism a little over a decade ago, but Trump embraces them.
 
2020-08-05 3:41:40 AM  
Well, sign me up for selling my soul then. Trump can't ride like this:

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2020-08-05 3:41:41 AM  

Corvus: Republicans against abortion to "save lives" is BS.

1.7 MILLION embryos have been thrown away from fertility clinics.

When was the last time you heard Republicans politicians talk about banning that or them making this an issue?

When an embryo is not inside a woman they don't give a shiat about it.


That's the solution then... no abortions, just take the embryo/fetus out and stick in a jar on a shelf for a while. You aren't "killing" a baby, just "pausing" it. I have it on the authority of the Texas State Legislature that you can put an fetus back in any time after you take it out.
 
2020-08-05 3:59:03 AM  

Langdon_777: I take this turd isn't up to date with the Lucifer series.  He has changed a lot since the Garden of Eden.


What if you're playing with Supernatural continuity?
 
2020-08-05 4:01:22 AM  
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2020-08-05 4:26:12 AM  

Gr3asy: Langdon_777: I take this turd isn't up to date with the Lucifer series.  He has changed a lot since the Garden of Eden.

What if you're playing with Supernatural continuity?


I became a fan of Satan once I realised that he was the one who questioned "God" and gave us human's the Knowledge of Good and Evil.  Before that we were just "it is what it is," after that we started doing things to help ourselves, like agriculture.
 
2020-08-05 4:56:13 AM  
He can't even get his own church, the Catholic Church, to stomach it.

TIL that Joe Biden owns Catholicism.
 
2020-08-05 4:58:41 AM  
Every accusation is a confession.
 
2020-08-05 5:17:43 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Same guy:

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Pretty sure that is a shop, only one finger is extended on his hand.
 
2020-08-05 5:43:37 AM  
Well it's only for 4 to 8 years so it's really more of a long term lease.
 
2020-08-05 6:37:52 AM  
Who died and made him boss?

Jesus, apparently Jesus.

What an asshole.
 
2020-08-05 6:41:49 AM  
Read the fine print, "acts of perversion in Hell." Hell has a benefit package.

I know this guy who sold his soul and spent 1000 years doing all sorts of perverted things in Hell. Now he is a demon having dream sex that causes COVID and low poll numbers.
 
2020-08-05 7:01:40 AM  
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2020-08-05 7:08:00 AM  

gameshowhost: i can't sell what doesn't exist

hehe fark you, religion!


I figured this article was about you guys.
 
2020-08-05 7:08:16 AM  
So wait?

We have to put with aaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll this bullshait because of abortion rights?

Fark you.
 
2020-08-05 7:25:08 AM  
See here the problem is Biden won't kill off enough people, whereas Trump will have gallons upon gallons of blood spilled all to honor the blood god. Biden will enact wimpy policies that saves lives, which is totally the opposite of what Jesus would want. Jesus needs blood, and thus we must appease the blood god.

Seriously folks, any wonder why atheism/agnosticism is the only growing demographic? Any wonder why percentage of religious believers drops every decade? Anyone still question why Christians are rapidly becoming a minority? For that I am grateful for Trump, he has hastened the decline of religion faster than any event or person the past century.
 
2020-08-05 7:25:36 AM  
And to think Thomas Jefferson took time out from slaving to include the plea of the baptists to protect America from religion by including a first amendment right to separate government from religion.

Add to that the whining of this "pastor" and his ilk about the irs being mean to those who game non profit tax exempt status.
 
2020-08-05 7:27:59 AM  
I mean, Hell seems a lot safer than here. Nobody dies from eternal damnation.
 
2020-08-05 7:32:47 AM  
If god is all-powerful, can he make a cock so big that he himself can't suck it?
 
2020-08-05 7:38:01 AM  
Thanks, but the "devil" is less evil than most right wing trash in 2020.

Bulldoze everything right wing trash loves.
 
2020-08-05 7:40:27 AM  
Just more Republican projection.
 
2020-08-05 7:42:00 AM  

texanjeff: So wait?

We have to put with aaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll this bullshait because of abortion rights?

Fark you.


We are putting up with this bullshiat because of dopamine deprivation.

Religion removes much of the pleasure in life (dopamine feedback) so manipulators can use dopamine feedback to condition the followers to do what they want in return for a taste of that sweet release of pleasure.Usually by doing what the powers that be want and getting praise for it and feelings of accomplishment and the little bits of dopamine.

If you're a "religious" person but doubt your own authenticity there are still ways to get your dopamine fix. Just contrast yourself against "evildoers" and standup for any extreme issue in the name of "justice"  and poof, you are a superhero...the self-gratification will get you your dopamine.

This is how Trump (and Q) followers get roped in (whether or not someone's religious, too).  Give people misery with no path to actual psychological pleasure and they'll do anything to find a scapegoat/strawman to fight against to get that self-gratification.  It's at the core of cults, too. Miserable people just need a hook to find their dopamine switch, is it money? Prosperity gospel. Is it social contact/status? Organized religion. Weak ego? Social restrictions.

Happy well-educated people with a knowledge of their worth have no need for the dopamine cycle of addiction.

If we want to understand these kooks we have to understand where they get their dopamine kicks from and limit the supply.
 
2020-08-05 7:43:07 AM  
Too late.  Supposedly I've already sold my soul to the Devil by believing that the Earth is round, more than 6,000 year old, and orbits around the Sun.
 
2020-08-05 7:43:37 AM  

edmo: If Republicans are so against abortion, why didn't they pass a law against it the first two years of Trump's term? They've got a conservative SCOTUS. Always promising to kill abortion if you vote for them yet it never happens. Weird.


In many states, abortion for all practical purposes is illegal, unless you're rich. Stop pretending Republicans are making no inroads on this.
 
2020-08-05 7:47:06 AM  

sirrerun: No.
After this Covifd-19 debacle, you f*cks do not get to call yourselves "pro-life" ever again.

Not yours.


Who's going to stop them? The language police?
 
2020-08-05 7:59:21 AM  

Stibium: Corvus: Stibium: Yea, there's a big list of folks who sign up for that. Not so many folks care much for the story of Jesus spending an afternoon making a whip so he could go on a tear against the stockbrokers and bankers.

Umm no it wasn't "stockbrokers" or "bankers".

Not specifically, although banker is kinda close. I was just trying to contemporarialize the story for today's audience.

I'm sure Jesus would have plenty to say about our current crop of stockbrokers and their ill-gotten gains, as well as title loan usury and hostile banking practices.

Of course the money changers were pretty blasphemous, a bit more so than other secular money-making pastimes


The really funny thing is there was a time when Christians took Jesus' anger against the moneylenders seriously, and so Christians couldn't be bankers. It was one of the few professions Jews were allowed to have, and led to the "greedy Jew" stereotype.
 
2020-08-05 8:01:04 AM  
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2020-08-05 8:01:29 AM  
Why is an evangelical voice coming on a "Fox Business News" segment? Lou wouldn't just be a shameless shill for Trump, would he?

/LD hasn't legitimately discussed Business News since 1996
 
2020-08-05 8:09:22 AM  

Langdon_777: I take this turd isn't up to date with the Lucifer series.  He has changed a lot since the Garden of Eden.


It wasn't even Lucifer in the Garden, just one of his subordinates.
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2020-08-05 8:12:05 AM  
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2020-08-05 8:13:21 AM  
"I mean, it's so barbaric, Joe Biden believes in unrestricted abortion. He can't even get his own church, the Catholic Church, to stomach it. They have denied him communion because of that."

Abortion is so barbaric it is in the Bible:

The Bible supports abortion performed by priests by giving an abortifacient to women in 20 unambiguous verses, Numbers 5:11-31, especially read 27: If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse.

Numbers 5:11-31 The Test for an Unfaithful Wife

11Then the Lord said to Moses, 12"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'If a man's wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure-or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure- 15then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[a] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing.

16"'The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, "If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband"- 21here the priest is to put the woman under this curse-"may the Lord cause you to become a curse among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries."

"'Then the woman is to say, "Amen. So be it."

23"'The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[c] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

29"'This, then, is the law of jealousy when a woman goes astray and makes herself impure while married to her husband, 30or when feelings of jealousy come over a man because he suspects his wife. The priest is to have her stand before the Lord and is to apply this entire law to her. 31The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.'"

Notice it says the men that do this sort of thing are 'guiltless' and the women bear all of the punishment. Lovely book you have there, it just struggles to see how low it can go.

And if you say the old laws are not still valid:
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

"Till heaven and earth pass" and "...till all be fulfilled" means everything. Time ends. Judgement. All the laws. Get a clue, the Torah/Bible/Koran or the Abrahamic religion (all the same religion with slightly different takes) are nothing but lies, and inherently from lies, evil.

 
2020-08-05 8:15:08 AM  
Sorry there was a in there from the copypasta.
 
2020-08-05 8:16:27 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Langdon_777: I take this turd isn't up to date with the Lucifer series.  He has changed a lot since the Garden of Eden.

It wasn't even Lucifer in the Garden, just one of his subordinates.
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Incidentally, that picture came from an article about a Christian group protesting "Good Omens", and demanding it be removed from Netflix.
 
2020-08-05 8:18:31 AM  

edmo: If Republicans are so against abortion, why didn't they pass a law against it the first two years of Trump's term? They've got a conservative SCOTUS. Always promising to kill abortion if you vote for them yet it never happens. Weird.


The GOP controlled the house, senate, executive, and SCOTUS.
What would the GOP stand for if they lost their righteous anger at abortion?  Also, jailing and executing large numbers of women actually is not as popular as Trump's base thinks, many of whom have had abortions.
It's very easy to cover for your corruption and sexual deviant behavior if you just pay lip service to pro-lifers.  Just ask Donald Trump or Roy Moore.  They both have two things in common.
 
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2020-08-05 8:33:53 AM  

RasIanI: Why is an evangelical voice coming on a "Fox Business News" segment? Lou wouldn't just be a shameless shill for Trump, would he?

/LD hasn't legitimately discussed Business News since 1996


I remember watching a Nebraska game last fall that was getting shown on Fox Business Channel (it's dark days up in Lincoln), and Lou Dobbs thanking President Trump for the weekend on a rebroadcast was what they were showing before the game. It was funny to see all the Husker fans in the game thread who are politically unplugged even react in bewilderment to that claim.
 
2020-08-05 8:36:09 AM  
Well if you DON'T vote for him, you ain't Black, so you have a choice here, don't you? You're either Black or a lover of Satan. Whaddaya gonna do?
 
2020-08-05 8:40:49 AM  

jjorsett: Well if you DON'T vote for him, you ain't Black, so you have a choice here, don't you? You're either Black or a lover of Satan. Whaddaya gonna do?


Keep reaching, it is entertaining to watch you fail.
 
2020-08-05 8:49:20 AM  
Was it the Brian Jonestown Massacre that sang "I tried selling my soul, but the line was so long I said Fark it".

Words of wisdom.
 
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