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(DeadState)   According to this guy, if you vote for Biden, you have "Sold your soul to the devil"   (deadstate.org) divider line
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2020-08-05 1:01:41 AM  
He doesn't actually care about abortion. They have no actual principles.
 
2020-08-05 1:01:59 AM  
I got no love, no love you'd call real.
 
2020-08-05 1:02:29 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Satan does not exist. It was created as a tool of oppression and control.


Yes we should only use scientifically validated methods of control.

Like political correctness.
 
2020-08-05 1:03:00 AM  
SLAYER!!!!!! \m/
 
2020-08-05 1:03:43 AM  
Republicans against abortion to "save lives" is BS.

1.7 MILLION embryos have been thrown away from fertility clinics.

When was the last time you heard Republicans politicians talk about banning that or them making this an issue?

When an embryo is not inside a woman they don't give a shiat about it.
 
2020-08-05 1:04:07 AM  

Iggie: gameshowhost: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fgcWOzau​LxI]

Sounds of Hell?

Sounds, smells, tastes?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/vHQOBAe0​J4w]


High Five!

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2020-08-05 1:04:39 AM  
He should watch this clip.  He might learn something.

Lucifer 3x07 Reese Threatens Luci with Knife What Do You Really Desire? Season 3 Episode 7 S03E07
Youtube AnmGthplAUM
 
2020-08-05 1:05:22 AM  

saturn badger: At least he seems more sane than the guy who has a recording of Satan's voice. He didn't say how he got it. I can only assume Satan was calling him to tell him to fark off and stop using his name in vain in a voice mail or something.

While there are no recordings of Satan's voice on Millington's website, he does have a recording of a "demon" - which basically sounds like someone speaking incoherently into a rubber hose.

https://deadstate.org/christian-author​-claims-to-have-first-ever-recording-o​f-satans-voice/


So...it's Ole Anderson doing the Shockmaster voice?
 
2020-08-05 1:05:29 AM  
Every accusation a confession.
 
2020-08-05 1:05:48 AM  
What d'ya reckon I'll get for it, hmmm?  A shiatty, broken country infested with southern fried trash, evangelicals and Nazis?  What kind of deal is that?
 
2020-08-05 1:06:43 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: If any of this Christianity stuff is actually true, I'm convinced that the devil actually won his rebellion and took God's place as ruler of Heaven. Everything written about him afterwards is propaganda used to solidify his claim to the throne. That's why the religion is so full of wicked and corrupt leaders.


It's chock full of sexy stuff that gets the heart pumping. Solomon has, what, 700 wives? And it was ok and encouraged to throw big rocks at people you don't like? And you can get your fire insurance card and do whatever you want without consequences?

Yea, there's a big list of folks who sign up for that. Not so many folks care much for the story of Jesus spending an afternoon making a whip so he could go on a tear against the stockbrokers and bankers. Not much given to turning the other cheek either. (Which was heinously offensive back then by the way, because you'd have to slap with your other, clean hand. You'd make the person angry enough to forget themselves and thus sully what little hygiene the abuser had.)

But yea, lots of sexy stuff to get people in the door and the money to come rolling in. A racket as meek and simple as that is bound to attract every grifter imaginable.

In fact, it's amazing to me that Donald never figured that out for himself and established his own cult.
 
2020-08-05 1:06:48 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: If any of this Christianity stuff is actually true, I'm convinced that the devil actually won his rebellion and took God's place as ruler of Heaven. Everything written about him afterwards is propaganda used to solidify his claim to the throne. That's why the religion is so full of wicked and corrupt leaders.


How men corrupt religion is not from god. Why would you think flawed people who write about god would actually represent God?

If you read the new testament, people like this are warned about.

American White Christianity has mostly only superficial relationship with Christs teachings.
 
2020-08-05 1:06:55 AM  

jsnbase: He doesn't actually care about abortion. They have no actual principles.


To be fair, they don't care about the babies. They care very much about controlling women.
 
2020-08-05 1:09:37 AM  

Stibium: Yea, there's a big list of folks who sign up for that. Not so many folks care much for the story of Jesus spending an afternoon making a whip so he could go on a tear against the stockbrokers and bankers.


Umm no it wasn't "stockbrokers" or "bankers".
 
2020-08-05 1:10:04 AM  
Ooga. Booga. I suffer fools not.
 
2020-08-05 1:10:15 AM  
I'd sell my soul if someone offers a lot money. I only got one of these things
 
2020-08-05 1:12:20 AM  

saturn badger: tonguedepressor: What is the going rate for an everlasting soul anyway?

Three fiddy


Was expecting at least a 72 Trans Am....what a rip.
 
2020-08-05 1:12:34 AM  

bughunter: High Five!

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Back atcha!

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2020-08-05 1:14:21 AM  
Some will give you a new pickup truck for it.
Obscure?
 
2020-08-05 1:15:17 AM  
Satan: that's the deal and all I want in return is your everlasting soul.

Evangelist : wait, there must be a catch somewhere.
 
2020-08-05 1:16:44 AM  
Whatever it takes, dude.
 
2020-08-05 1:17:18 AM  

Corvus: Stibium: Yea, there's a big list of folks who sign up for that. Not so many folks care much for the story of Jesus spending an afternoon making a whip so he could go on a tear against the stockbrokers and bankers.

Umm no it wasn't "stockbrokers" or "bankers".


Not specifically, although banker is kinda close. I was just trying to contemporarialize the story for today's audience.

I'm sure Jesus would have plenty to say about our current crop of stockbrokers and their ill-gotten gains, as well as title loan usury and hostile banking practices.

Of course the money changers were pretty blasphemous, a bit more so than other secular money-making pastimes
 
2020-08-05 1:18:46 AM  

Surrender your boo-tah: Harry_Seldon: Satan does not exist. It was created as a tool of oppression and control.

Yes we should only use scientifically validated methods of control.

Like political correctness.


Screw political correctness. Assholes to the left of me...Assholes to the right of me

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2020-08-05 1:18:47 AM  

Alphax: He should watch this clip.  He might learn something.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AnmGthpl​AUM]


Just over two more weeks...*yay*
 
2020-08-05 1:18:59 AM  
Yup. I'm selling my made-up 'soul' to your made-up devil contrary to your made-up god.
It's 2020, grow the fark up already.
 
2020-08-05 1:24:00 AM  

SoberCannibal: Satan: that's the deal and all I want in return is your everlasting soul.

Evangelist : wait, there must be a catch somewhere.


Satan: You won't go to Heaven.

Evangelist: You mean I'll go to hell?

Satan: Where do you think you are?
 
2020-08-05 1:29:19 AM  
If people like this guy are going to be heaven, then heaven must not be all that then.
 
2020-08-05 1:31:23 AM  

Mrtraveler01: If people like this guy are going to be heaven, then heaven must not be all that then.


From an old joke..

Guy having lunch with God in Heaven: 'Looks like they're having much better food down in Hell.. why are we here eating celery sticks and crackers and stuff?'
God: 'Well, it's a lot harder to cook for two.'
 
2020-08-05 1:31:26 AM  
If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-biatch, get it in writing.
His word isn't worth shiat. Not with the good lord telling him how to f#$k you on the deal.
...
Now some of you may encounter the Devil's Bargain, if you get that far.
Any old soul is worth saving, at least to a priest, but not every soul is worth buying.
So you can take the offer as a compliment.

-William S. Burroughs
 
2020-08-05 1:31:51 AM  
Dear Satan,

For my eternal soul I would like Donald Trump to be found guilty of all his crimes, and while in prison suffer an absolutely horrible but incredibly hilarious accident involving a bar of soap, a dumbbell, a packet of ramen, and some pepper spray. Also a pony.

Hail you,
Almea

PS. I'm Canadian so I can't streamline the process by voting for Joe Biden. Sorry.
 
2020-08-05 1:32:17 AM  
For some reason this guy's church pays no taxes.
 
2020-08-05 1:32:21 AM  

Corvus: I want that sauce Morty!: If any of this Christianity stuff is actually true, I'm convinced that the devil actually won his rebellion and took God's place as ruler of Heaven. Everything written about him afterwards is propaganda used to solidify his claim to the throne. That's why the religion is so full of wicked and corrupt leaders.

How men corrupt religion is not from god. Why would you think flawed people who write about god would actually represent God?

If you read the new testament, people like this are warned about.

American White Christianity has mostly only superficial relationship with Christs teachings.


I went off on looking up a bible quote from elsewhere and the page I hit had 26 versions from 26 different bibles. Earlier I did the same and it was from the NLT (new living testament?) and it didn't read like a bible at all. It was more like revenge porn.

So these are not translations but books called bibles to control them. No matter what point they want to make there is a book for it.

Then there was Stalin pulling feathers from a chicken to make a biblical point. Something about pulling all the feathers out then feeding it and it followed him everywhere. I guess it was a socialism deal but it didn't have anything to do with the quote.

Once you look into it a bit it is a very weird place to tread.
 
2020-08-05 1:34:34 AM  

Mithiwithi: jsnbase: He doesn't actually care about abortion. They have no actual principles.

To be fair, they don't care about the babies. They care very much about controlling women.


And minorities. It wasn't popular to be racist in the day of Roe vs Wade so they latched on to abortions to try and hide it.
 
2020-08-05 1:35:48 AM  
Put is red mark on your forehead today?
 
2020-08-05 1:36:06 AM  
i have typed and deleted a bunch of thoughts/comments and have ultimately decided to go with; go fark your self.
 
2020-08-05 1:36:45 AM  

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Sounds of Hell?

I kept waiting for the payoff...

Left disappointed.

Here.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KlMZY77B​eUQ]


I figured the mutant infant was entertainment enough.
 
2020-08-05 1:45:08 AM  

la_mariee_mise_a_nu: If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-biatch, get it in writing.
His word isn't worth shiat. Not with the good lord telling him how to f#$k you on the deal.
...
Now some of you may encounter the Devil's Bargain, if you get that far.
Any old soul is worth saving, at least to a priest, but not every soul is worth buying.
So you can take the offer as a compliment.

-William S. Burroughs


Burroughs is awesome.

I couldn't quite recall what he had to say about counterfeit souls in that book, so I kinda ad-libbed the gist. Kinda nice that is not too obscure for Fark.
 
2020-08-05 1:46:44 AM  
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2020-08-05 1:46:55 AM  
I wouldn't listen to him about selling souls because he clearly got a bad deal for his.
 
2020-08-05 1:47:11 AM  
When you can't beat your opponent of facts,
threaten everybody with eternal harm (from him) if they don't do what you want.

This Loser can't even argue against facts.
 
2020-08-05 1:48:13 AM  
I have one steadfast rule in my life. Never take advice somebody that has a shiaty toupee.
 
2020-08-05 1:52:52 AM  
Last time Biden was in office, you had 8 great years for America - in just about every way.

For the last 4 years Trump has been in office, you've had non-stop scandals, non-stop lies, non-stop childish behaviour, race riots, broken down international alliances, global disrespect/mockery, a plague of biblical proportions, and the U.S. diving into a once in a 100 year Great Depression.

Take your "soul" threats bullshiat and stick it up your arse.
 
2020-08-05 1:57:34 AM  
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Trump's demon spawn crotchfruit has already descended the world into hell.
 
2020-08-05 1:59:21 AM  
gimme that paper, bet yer ass I will sign ...
Cuz I need a beer and it's tittie-squeezing time!
 
2020-08-05 2:00:22 AM  

AeAe: I'd sell my soul if someone offers a lot money. I only got one of these things


$5 is the going rate

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2020-08-05 2:03:41 AM  
I thought that anyone who didn't sell their soul to Hillary had already transferred the title to the Obamas. At this point, do any liberal Democrats even have souls left to sell?

/we are a godless nation
//just as some of the founders intended
 
2020-08-05 2:06:18 AM  

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Trump's demon spawn crotchfruit has already descended the world into hell.


She looks like a character out of Beetlejuice II, if such a thing existed.
 
2020-08-05 2:11:47 AM  
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2020-08-05 2:13:15 AM  

Znuh: STOP GIVING STUPID PEOPLE AIRTIME.


But most people watching and buying all that shiat ads are shilling wanna see stupid people.
 
2020-08-05 2:14:13 AM  

Stud Gerbil: gimme that paper, bet yer ass I will sign ...
Cuz I need a beer and it's tittie-squeezing time!


Frank Zappa died far too young.
 
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