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(DeadState)   According to this guy, if you vote for Biden, you have "Sold your soul to the devil"   (deadstate.org) divider line
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2386 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Aug 2020 at 12:30 AM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-04 6:11:17 PM  
I didn't sell it, I offered it freely and willingly.
 
2020-08-04 6:13:30 PM  
Look in a mirror, dude.
 
2020-08-04 6:19:20 PM  
Same guy:

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2020-08-04 7:04:14 PM  
I'm leasing it to the devil, because I get a better ROI that way.
 
2020-08-04 7:19:32 PM  
Y'ever notice that the people who act like they're getting into heaven are people who it would be pure hell to spend all eternity with?
 
2020-08-04 7:46:32 PM  
What is a pastor doing on a business channel?

Kidding.  I know exactly why he is on a business channel.  Hey false prophet, go peddle your lies elsewhere, we ain't buying.
 
2020-08-04 8:28:10 PM  
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2020-08-04 9:09:36 PM  
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2020-08-04 9:55:01 PM  

bloobeary: Y'ever notice that the people who act like they're getting into heaven are people who it would be pure hell to spend all eternity with?


The same ones who think the walls are lined with gold--as if angels would ever surround themselves with that shiatty reminder of suffering. Probably also think heaven will have crosses everywhere, because, as Bill Hicks pointed out, that's the last farking thing anyone executed on a cross would ever want to see again.

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2020-08-04 10:42:20 PM  
If Republicans are so against abortion, why didn't they pass a law against it the first two years of Trump's term? They've got a conservative SCOTUS. Always promising to kill abortion if you vote for them yet it never happens. Weird.
 
2020-08-04 11:14:44 PM  
Goo , because God clearly failed us.
 
2020-08-04 11:33:27 PM  
Let's set up a scoreboard for the number of commandments and seven deadly sins each candidate has broken.

Actually let's not bother.
 
2020-08-04 11:34:50 PM  
i can't sell what doesn't exist

hehe fark you, religion!
 
2020-08-04 11:45:25 PM  
If this guy's head would explode, I'd gladly sell my soul to the devil.  Where do I sign?
 
2020-08-05 12:32:16 AM  
You can trust this guy, he knows a thing or two about selling your soul to Satan.
 
2020-08-05 12:32:58 AM  
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2020-08-05 12:33:04 AM  
Well that f*cking hypocrite would know, wouldn't he. He already sold his.
 
2020-08-05 12:33:28 AM  
Not sure why Trump would buy souls for the cost of a Biden vote... but whatever.
 
2020-08-05 12:33:59 AM  
There's a black hole in this guy's shirt and it's sucking his head in through his collar.

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2020-08-05 12:34:27 AM  
Gee, and I don't even get demon sex out of it?

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How about a demon backrub, at least.
 
2020-08-05 12:34:42 AM  

bloobeary: Y'ever notice that the people who act like they're getting into heaven are people who it would be pure hell to spend all eternity a

n evening with?
 
2020-08-05 12:34:50 AM  
If Heaven is ruled by the God these self-righteous assholes profess, I'll take my chances in Hell, thanks much.

Of course I'm damned anyway so it's not like it matters.
 
2020-08-05 12:35:09 AM  
Satan does not exist. It was created as a tool of oppression and control.
 
2020-08-05 12:35:24 AM  
Right....yet the evangelicals who hitched their wagon to a pathological liar, philanderer and all around asshole who gassed a bunch of people so he could hold a Bible in front of a church are just doing the Lord's work.


And people wonder why people who identify as Christians continues to decrease.
 
2020-08-05 12:36:31 AM  
STOP GIVING STUPID PEOPLE AIRTIME.
 
2020-08-05 12:37:45 AM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: If Heaven is ruled by the God these self-righteous assholes profess, I'll take my chances in Hell, thanks much.

Of course I'm damned anyway so it's not like it matters.


It's never too late to repent, friend. I have a pamphlet that I think you'll immediately throw in the trash can enjoy.
 
2020-08-05 12:37:50 AM  
The Devil's a pretty nice guy actually. I' d happily give him my soul anytime!
 
2020-08-05 12:38:48 AM  
At least he seems more sane than the guy who has a recording of Satan's voice. He didn't say how he got it. I can only assume Satan was calling him to tell him to fark off and stop using his name in vain in a voice mail or something.

While there are no recordings of Satan's voice on Millington's website, he does have a recording of a "demon" - which basically sounds like someone speaking incoherently into a rubber hose.

https://deadstate.org/christian-autho​r​-claims-to-have-first-ever-recording-o​f-satans-voice/
 
2020-08-05 12:40:07 AM  
We've got the best musicians.
 
2020-08-05 12:41:11 AM  
He isn't saying anything that hasn't already been said by RWNJs for...I dunno...how long now?  It's become overtly toxic the last few years, though.  Open dialogues have gone out the window, and there is no discussion left to be had when it has been decided that you and your beliefs are "evil".  Not just wrong, "evil".  There is no logical argument you can use against that type of judgement.  I've just given up.
 
2020-08-05 12:42:53 AM  
What is the going rate for an everlasting soul anyway?
 
2020-08-05 12:44:32 AM  

tonguedepressor: What is the going rate for an everlasting soul anyway?


Three fiddy
 
2020-08-05 12:44:38 AM  

saturn badger: At least he seems more sane than the guy who has a recording of Satan's voice. He didn't say how he got it. I can only assume Satan was calling him to tell him to fark off and stop using his name in vain in a voice mail or something.

While there are no recordings of Satan's voice on Millington's website, he does have a recording of a "demon" - which basically sounds like someone speaking incoherently into a rubber hose.

https://deadstate.org/christian-author​-claims-to-have-first-ever-recording-o​f-satans-voice/


SOUNDS OF HELL???
Youtube bvnxeX2SQso
 
2020-08-05 12:45:33 AM  
How did I know that it was going to be this sleazy mutherfugger before I even clicked the link?

He knows when Trump goes down, his little fundie gravy train of endless tax-free taxpayer cash comes to a screeching halt.
 
2020-08-05 12:46:26 AM  
No.
After this Covifd-19 debacle, you f*cks do not get to call yourselves "pro-life" ever again.

Not yours.
 
2020-08-05 12:46:30 AM  
Hey man don't spread that information around, I want to see if I can get some scotch and smokes in the deal when I trade in November and the Devil isn't gonna negotiate if he knows my price.
 
2020-08-05 12:49:18 AM  

edmo: If Republicans are so against abortion, why didn't they pass a law against it the first two years of Trump's term? They've got a conservative SCOTUS. Always promising to kill abortion if you vote for them yet it never happens. Weird.


See also: Hillary "Lock Her Up" Clinton.
 
2020-08-05 12:49:26 AM  
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Sounds of Hell?
 
2020-08-05 12:49:53 AM  
Better than selling my soul to Trump.  At least the Devil is known for keeping his bargains.
 
2020-08-05 12:50:51 AM  

tonguedepressor: What is the going rate for an everlasting soul anyway?


All the gold you can eat.
 
2020-08-05 12:51:02 AM  

Skeleton Man: Hills-Sachs_Legion: If Heaven is ruled by the God these self-righteous assholes profess, I'll take my chances in Hell, thanks much.

Of course I'm damned anyway so it's not like it matters.

It's never too late to repent, friend. I have a pamphlet that I think you'll immediately throw in the trash can enjoy.


When I was a teenager running around with my stoner buddies and buddettes we'd find those chick tracts all over the place. You may recall that phone booths were used to get ahold of your guy and we knew the booths phone number so they could call us back to arrange a location.

Well, phone booths were a popular chick tract dump zone. We would laugh and laugh and laugh. Funny stuff. Knew one guy that actually collected them for the insane laughs they provided. I'm glad they're gone but now we have the web where the bat shiat insanity has just spread further.

Good times!
 
2020-08-05 12:52:34 AM  

SamFlagg: Hey man don't spread that information around, I want to see if I can get some scotch and smokes in the deal when I trade in November and the Devil isn't gonna negotiate if he knows my price.


Why would Satan throw in some scotch? He spends his scratch on people like Jeffress who corrupt the hearts, minds, and souls of millions of people all over the world.

What do you do? Blow cigarette smoke obnoxiously? Y'all probably wind up with some rotgut malted blend, and I suggest you act like you appreciate it when he hands it to you.
 
2020-08-05 12:53:37 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: How did I know that it was going to be this sleazy mutherfugger before I even clicked the link?

He knows when Trump goes down, his little fundie gravy train of endless tax-free taxpayer cash comes to a screeching halt.


How much money did this a-hold get from the last stimulus?
 
2020-08-05 12:53:49 AM  

tonguedepressor: What is the going rate for an everlasting soul anyway?


A lot cheaper than the duracell soul or the eniguzer soul.
 
2020-08-05 12:55:50 AM  

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Sounds of Hell?


Sounds, smells, tastes?

Look out when babies spit up!
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2020-08-05 12:56:51 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: tonguedepressor: What is the going rate for an everlasting soul anyway?

A lot cheaper than the duracell soul or the eniguzer soul.


Not to mention counterfeit souls. Damn things aren't worth the sek to make em. Don't even bother asking for a refund if you get stuck with one.
 
2020-08-05 12:58:49 AM  
Can't sell what isn't mine and I don't have.

/Wife's a redhead
 
2020-08-05 12:59:55 AM  
If any of this Christianity stuff is actually true, I'm convinced that the devil actually won his rebellion and took God's place as ruler of Heaven. Everything written about him afterwards is propaganda used to solidify his claim to the throne. That's why the religion is so full of wicked and corrupt leaders.
 
2020-08-05 1:00:20 AM  
There are zero people left who support Trump that are not either criminal or insane.
 
2020-08-05 1:01:23 AM  

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Sounds of Hell?


I kept waiting for the payoff...

Left disappointed.

Here.

26 Babies Vomit In 60 Seconds
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