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2020-08-04 4:42:22 PM  
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2020-08-04 6:29:18 PM  
#KarensForJustice

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2020-08-04 6:29:19 PM  
Awesome
 
2020-08-04 6:29:44 PM  
That put a smile on my face
 
2020-08-04 6:34:45 PM  
that was nice.
 
2020-08-04 6:35:04 PM  
Honestly, this video warmed my heart. And I really, really, really needed that.

That more white people are finally getting it is one of the very few things that has legitimately given me hope for our future for months now.
 
2020-08-04 6:36:47 PM  
As a white person, I am instinctively wary of white people, but sometimes they surprise me.
 
2020-08-04 6:38:36 PM  
Thank you, unknown scared but brave white woman.
 
2020-08-04 6:38:43 PM  
Such a cool story, and The Mad King tells it well.
 
2020-08-04 6:42:05 PM  
Finally some good news in this dystopia.
 
2020-08-04 6:42:30 PM  

aaronx: As a white person, I am instinctively wary of white people, but sometimes they surprise me.


Speaking as a white guy who hangs out with other white guys who, due to shaved heads and metal / black colored clothing can easily be mistaken for white supremacists?  White people be scary as fark sometimes.
 
2020-08-04 6:43:35 PM  
Alllllllright.
 
2020-08-04 6:48:01 PM  
As a middle-aged white woman, this got me teared up. Thanks, Mad King.
 
2020-08-04 6:50:25 PM  
Sometimes I cross to the other side of the street if I see a white woman approaching.
 
2020-08-04 6:52:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Thank you, unknown scared but brave white woman.


Bravery is not the absence of fear, quite the contrary, it's doing the right thing in the face of it. I share your sentiment tho. Thank you and job well done.
 
2020-08-04 6:54:01 PM  
That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.
 
2020-08-04 7:01:30 PM  

revrendjim: Sometimes I cross to the other side of the street if I see a white woman approaching.


Yeah, me too.  It can cause a few problems because I am a white woman, so I bounce around like a pinball a lot of the time.
 
2020-08-04 7:01:37 PM  
That's nice. As a middle aged white woman, I like it when one of us defies the stereotype instead of illustrating it.
 
2020-08-04 7:17:20 PM  
I still find it amazing that you're allowed to drive cars without plates. Here, the dealers have to sell you a fully registered car.
 
2020-08-04 7:18:04 PM  

NM Volunteer: dead god on a stick


Great, now I'm hungry.
 
2020-08-04 7:19:32 PM  
Record all the douchebags.
 
2020-08-04 7:27:23 PM  

ansius: I still find it amazing that you're allowed to drive cars without plates. Here, the dealers have to sell you a fully registered car.


Jobs never had plates
 
2020-08-04 7:28:50 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: revrendjim: Sometimes I cross to the other side of the street if I see a white woman approaching.

Yeah, me too.  It can cause a few problems because I am a white woman, so I bounce around like a pinball a lot of the time.


You must hate mirrors
 
2020-08-04 7:33:48 PM  

ansius: I still find it amazing that you're allowed to drive cars without plates. Here, the dealers have to sell you a fully registered car.


The car is fully registered when sold (tax, title, and license) but the actual metal plates for the car sometimes get mailed at a later date
 
2020-08-04 7:36:23 PM  

ansius: I still find it amazing that you're allowed to drive cars without plates. Here, the dealers have to sell you a fully registered car.


Steve Jobs used to drive a Mercedes SL that had no plates. Apparently California law gives you three months to get plates, so Jobs would just buy a new SL every three months.

/He also used to park in disabled spaces.
//And props to that woman. George Floyd's death would never have made the headlines had it not been videoed by bystanders. The more people that make such videos the better.
///Maybe Google Glass would have been a good thing?
 
2020-08-04 7:42:33 PM  

King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.


Filming George Floyd's stop didn't help him.
 
2020-08-04 7:44:34 PM  

LouisZepher: King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.

Filming George Floyd's stop didn't help him.


The presence of white people and or filming are not 100% protection against police brutality. It can help, but even Chris Rock didn't guarantee it.
 
2020-08-04 7:47:18 PM  

Hankie Fest: As a middle-aged white woman, this got me teared up. Thanks, Mad King.


Username checks out.
 
2020-08-04 7:50:53 PM  
ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" which you just open up and it starts recording. But it doesn't just record, it automatically uploads the video to their servers in case your phone is confiscated by the police.
 
2020-08-04 7:51:40 PM  

SurfaceTension: ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" which you just open up and it starts recording. But it doesn't just record, it automatically uploads the video to their servers in case your phone is confiscated by the police.


That is a really good feature.  It also requires people to have a decent data connection.
 
2020-08-04 7:52:15 PM  
Americans should be like Russians and dashcam EVERYTHING.
 
2020-08-04 7:54:58 PM  
Solidarity.
 
2020-08-04 7:55:33 PM  

King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.


The Simpsons Anti-Tiger Rock
Youtube xSVqLHghLpw
 
Juc
2020-08-04 7:58:34 PM  

SurfaceTension: ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" which you just open up and it starts recording. But it doesn't just record, it automatically uploads the video to their servers in case your phone is confiscated by the police.


well now, learn something useful every day.
 
2020-08-04 8:07:11 PM  
Odel Beckham has a new Twitter thingy?
 
2020-08-04 8:11:33 PM  

NM Volunteer: SurfaceTension: ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" which you just open up and it starts recording. But it doesn't just record, it automatically uploads the video to their servers in case your phone is confiscated by the police.

That is a really good feature.  It also requires people to have a decent data connection.


That is actually a really good idea. Even if your phone gets illegally confiscated - unless they turn it off or the battery dies it would continue to upload regardless.
 
2020-08-04 8:14:57 PM  

GardenWeasel: Americans should be like Russians and dashcam EVERYTHING.


First thing I did when we bought our new car last fall? Dashcam with dual cameras, front and rear. A dashcam goes in any car I own.
 
2020-08-04 8:17:10 PM  

GardenWeasel: Americans should be like Russians and dashcam EVERYTHING.


Bus driver who does that - people cut him off to get insurance payouts.  He doesn't stop for them.

Russian Bus Driver dubbed 'The Punisher' deliberately rams cars that cut him up.
Youtube 3hqvYOjqGks
 
2020-08-04 8:19:47 PM  

SurfaceTension: ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" which you just open up and it starts recording. But it doesn't just record, it automatically uploads the video to their servers in case your phone is confiscated by the police.


Was trying to download it- but it doesn't seem to have a version for Texas.🤔
 
2020-08-04 8:30:52 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That's nice. As a middle aged white woman, I like it when one of us defies the stereotype instead of illustrating it.


And as a black man, I'm always thrilled when I see another black man swimming.

Have we really gotten to the point where people actually believe all white women are a certain way?  How farking shallow and ignorant have we sunk?
 
2020-08-04 8:33:56 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That's nice. As a middle aged white woman, I like it when one of us defies the stereotype instead of illustrating it.

And as a black man, I'm always thrilled when I see another black man swimming.

Have we really gotten to the point where people actually believe all white women are a certain way?  How farking shallow and ignorant have we sunk?


You were happy to stereotype all black women in an earlier thread but now you're "concerned". I wonder what changed.🤔
 
2020-08-04 8:36:28 PM  

SurfaceTension: ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" which you just open up and it starts recording. But it doesn't just record, it automatically uploads the video to their servers in case your phone is confiscated by the police.


They don't have it for CT!  Damn.
 
2020-08-04 8:49:54 PM  

Luse: Gyrfalcon: Thank you, unknown scared but brave white woman.

Bravery is not the absence of fear, quite the contrary, it's doing the right thing in the face of it. I share your sentiment tho. Thank you and job well done.


Thank you, courageous white woman?
https://www.whatsthediff.org/blog/201​9​/03/05/whats-the-difference-between-co​urage-and-bravery/
 
2020-08-04 8:59:42 PM  

King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.


She probably got pulled over a few minutes later, with an irate cop screaming about "how dare you record me!"
 
2020-08-04 9:19:06 PM  
Our state DMV was borked by covid.  Had 20 day temp plates on for 45 days.  Strangely, I didn't get pulled over.
 
2020-08-04 9:30:56 PM  

LouisZepher: King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.

Filming George Floyd's stop didn't help him.


It DID hurt his murderers, which is not much consolation to him but it's better than them getting away with it.
 
2020-08-04 9:31:08 PM  

JuggleGeek: King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.

She probably got pulled over a few minutes later, with an irate cop screaming about "how dare you record me!"


And she could have told him to get farked, and if the cop didn't like it and do something stupid she would have got a big fat settlement from the department
 
2020-08-04 9:36:00 PM  

fehk: JuggleGeek: King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.

She probably got pulled over a few minutes later, with an irate cop screaming about "how dare you record me!"

And she could have told him to get farked, and if the cop didn't like it and do something stupid she would have got a big fat settlement from the department general and/or public education funds of whatever city pays those officers' salaries


'Murica.
 
2020-08-04 10:24:47 PM  

fehk: JuggleGeek: King Something: That white woman probably saved his life by recording the traffic stop.

She probably got pulled over a few minutes later, with an irate cop screaming about "how dare you record me!"

And she could have told him to get farked, and if the cop didn't like it and do something stupid she would have got a big fat settlement from the department


*for best results use this method while white; if not white results may vay.
 
2020-08-04 10:29:03 PM  
The comment I tried to reply to vanished before my eyes. It's mesmerizing; hypnotic even.
 
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