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(Twitter)   Trump introduced the Secretary of the Interior today by saying, and I shiat you not, "He loves the interior"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-08-04 3:43:06 PM  
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2020-08-04 3:43:19 PM  
it's not funny anymore. I'm just tired.
 
2020-08-04 3:49:44 PM  
Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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2020-08-04 3:49:50 PM  
When they said the decline would be rapid, I didn't think it would be this soon
 
2020-08-04 3:50:32 PM  
Again....Yeah, he had a stroke.
 
2020-08-04 3:50:45 PM  
Posterior, too! Amirite?
 
2020-08-04 3:51:36 PM  
He's said that before ...
 
2020-08-04 3:51:45 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: When they said the decline would be rapid, I didn't think it would be this soon


Trump or the nation?
 
2020-08-04 3:53:39 PM  
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2020-08-04 3:55:24 PM  
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2020-08-04 3:58:53 PM  
I had a more coherent response in 9th grade to the test question "What is the Department of the Interior responsible for?" after not paying attention all semester than the president of the United States.
 
2020-08-04 3:59:17 PM  
Excellent instagram account btw.

Link
 
2020-08-04 3:59:30 PM  
Me: "What does the Secretary of the Interior do, Mr President?"

Trump: "Brings me coffee, helps me change my diaper, cleans my toilet, helps me get dressed in the morning, hands me my makeup on request."

Me: "Does he do anything with the Department of the Interior?"

Trump: "Department of the Interior? Is that real? I get a whole department to clean up after me?"

Me: "You mean, besides the Department of Justice?"

Trump: "Bob Barr won't wipe my ass. It wierds him out. What's wrong with that guy anyways?"
 
2020-08-04 3:59:54 PM  
How does he feel about crocodile alligators?
 
2020-08-04 4:01:46 PM  
But he was serious for about 2 minutes last week.  I thought that meant he's all presidential and gravitassy and shiat now.
 
2020-08-04 4:01:56 PM  

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2020-08-04 4:03:16 PM  
Head of the Inferior Department introduces the head of the Interior Department.
 
2020-08-04 4:03:25 PM  

FlashHarry: it's not funny anymore. I'm just tired.


WELL??? Do you want someone in there who loves the Interior or hates it????

No pleasing you people.

/s
 
2020-08-04 4:09:12 PM  
80s Trump would've made a joke about switching out drapery.  Yeah, he's had a stroke.
 
2020-08-04 4:09:16 PM  
Jesus Christ.
 
2020-08-04 4:09:37 PM  
The Secretary of the Interior
Loves the interior
Of my posterior
 
2020-08-04 4:09:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: When they said the decline would be rapid, I didn't think it would be this soon


You know when Wile E. Coyote runs straight off the edge of the cliff, and then has to take a few beats to properly appreciate his current situation before succumbing to gravity and plummeting to a poof of dust far below?

The GOP has been running straight towards that cliff for the last couple of decades, and the last almost four years have been the few beats after he's run out of cliff.  Wile E. has hoisted the sign reading "Uh-oh" and is just now beginning to plummet, leaving the sign twirling in the air for a couple extra beats before following suit.

With any luck, the "splat" will happen on November 3rd.
 
2020-08-04 4:10:10 PM  
That's about right.
 
2020-08-04 4:10:43 PM  

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this is now a bewildered dog thread.
 
2020-08-04 4:10:47 PM  
Obama thought there were 57 states

nobody cared about that
 
2020-08-04 4:10:59 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:11:56 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:12:24 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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Please tell me those statements were from an onion article, and not actual viable political candidates.

/ Wow this country is so boned.
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2020-08-04 4:12:29 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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Based on some quick Googling, the 5G chemtrail candidate there is Steve Sharon.
He's listed as the 'moderate.'

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2020-08-04 4:12:41 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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Poe's law here, is that real?
 
2020-08-04 4:12:52 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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I hope those are not the only choices. At least the Libertarian would provide immediate jobs for rakers.
 
2020-08-04 4:13:21 PM  

Xzano: blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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Please tell me those statements were from an onion article, and not actual viable political candidates.

/ Wow this country is so boned.
// ...........


https://m.fark.com/comments/10890718/​1​28262517#c128262517
 
2020-08-04 4:13:47 PM  

propasaurus: blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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Based on some quick Googling, the 5G chemtrail candidate there is Steve Sharon.
He's listed as the 'moderate.'

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::lolsob::
 
2020-08-04 4:13:53 PM  
And why shouldn't he?
We have a great interior
The best interior
Everybody says so
 
2020-08-04 4:13:55 PM  
This, at a time when the nation's oral sex supplies are critically low?
 
2020-08-04 4:14:24 PM  

saturn badger: blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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I hope those are not the only choices. At least the Libertarian would provide immediate jobs for rakers.


But how in the hell is that "libertarian"?
 
2020-08-04 4:15:21 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:16:09 PM  
i don't think anyone was talking about loving the interior until Trump started talking about it, and now everyday all you hear are people talking about loving the interior.
 
2020-08-04 4:16:12 PM  
I wonder what interior they like? Maybe 1970's shag carpet? Perhaps an automobile? Could it be they like the closet?

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2020-08-04 4:16:23 PM  
Well, he certainly looks insatiable.
 
2020-08-04 4:16:32 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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2020-08-04 4:16:58 PM  
I hereby announce my candidacy for The Department of Hookers and Beer.
 
2020-08-04 4:17:45 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile, the libertarian candidate for public lands in the Washington election today ...
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And one of the GOP candidates..
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I'm with Flash on this one.  It's not funny any more...just so tired of it all...
 
2020-08-04 4:19:50 PM  
Interior of what?  Trump's @ss from all the @ss kissing?
 
2020-08-04 4:21:02 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:21:16 PM  

FlashHarry: it's not funny anymore. I'm just tired.


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It wasn't supposed to be funny.

"...for all the somberness of the material, in the end [it is] an affirmation of life and a transcendent piece of art. The film lovers will love it if joke-seekers do not."

--Charles Champlin
 
2020-08-04 4:21:52 PM  
The Secretary of Transportation is the pilot of Air Force One.
 
2020-08-04 4:22:15 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:22:30 PM  
*sigh*.  My cousin Stewart Udall is undoubtedly face-palming in his grave...

What a farking travesty
 
2020-08-04 4:22:57 PM  
The interior came up to me crying, and this is a tough interior...hasn't cried since it was a baby...if then...and the interior said to me with tears in its eyes 'sir, Johnny Appleseed is looking down from heaven smiling on you.'
 
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