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(Soda Emporium)   Have you ever had this ranch dressing soda before? If so, was it any good?   (soda-emporium.com) divider line
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296 clicks; posted to Food » on 04 Aug 2020 at 4:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-04 4:38:55 PM  
I don't think I've ever been, or ever will be, high enough to make it good.
 
2020-08-04 4:51:48 PM  
As a drunk redneck from the Midwest, even I am not that white.
 
2020-08-04 4:52:26 PM  
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2020-08-04 5:03:06 PM  

Evil Mackerel: [Fark user image image 559x587]


This looks like it may actually be ok.

Ranch anything is an abomination.  Fight me.
 
2020-08-04 5:04:59 PM  
Your soda scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
 
2020-08-04 5:28:58 PM  
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2020-08-04 5:30:16 PM  
I had this a few years ago. It's absolute trash and does not convey the join of drinking real ranch straight from the bottle. It doesn't even taste like ranch. It's horrible!
 
2020-08-04 5:35:48 PM  

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2020-08-04 5:35:55 PM  
I bet it's delicious, if you put some Ranch on it.
 
2020-08-04 6:11:18 PM  

pounddawg: Evil Mackerel: [Fark user image 559x587]

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So it tastes like kicking ass?
 
2020-08-04 6:36:05 PM  

rustypouch: I don't think I've ever been, or ever will be, high enough to make it good.


okay, how about spaghetti soda, followed up with a nice peanut butter, and as a finisher you can taste Snooki's Cherry
 
2020-08-04 7:20:03 PM  
Actually, I could almost imagine that with Campus Pollyeyes bread sticks.

Almost.  Just drinking the remaining ranch dipping sauce is still better though.
 
2020-08-04 7:38:00 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: rustypouch: I don't think I've ever been, or ever will be, high enough to make it good.

okay, how about spaghetti soda, followed up with a nice peanut butter, and as a finisher you can taste Snooki's Cherry


I could try to get that high...
 
2020-08-04 8:55:21 PM  
I like Cel-Ray.
 
2020-08-04 10:01:35 PM  
Yes and no
 
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2020-08-04 11:26:26 PM  
There are things that should never be carbonated. Ranch is 1 through farking ten on that list.
 
2020-08-05 9:56:27 AM  
Saw on the news this morning they're coming out with mustard beer.  Looked like it was from Kraft but they never said.

I might try a bottle, doubt it will be any good though.
 
2020-08-05 5:56:34 PM  

Kalashinator: pounddawg: Evil Mackerel: [Fark user image 559x587]

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So it tastes like kicking ass?


FTFY
 
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