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(Lincoln Journal Star)   Beer Box Bank Bandit behind bars   (journalstar.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Sheriff, Crime, Coors Brewing Company, Lancaster County, Nebraska, Sheriffs in the United States, George's arrest, Sheriff's deputies, Arrest warrant  
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2020-08-04 1:47:12 PM  
"Your Honor, I ask you: is this the face of a man who would rob a bank using an empty Coors Light box? ...It is?  In that case, nothing further.  The defense rests."
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2020-08-04 3:35:36 PM  
"This was not a planned robbery.  This is something that just happened."

It was a million to one shot, judge, million to one.
 
2020-08-04 3:55:39 PM  
I didn't realize Barbie was a 2nd amendment nut.

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2020-08-04 4:07:27 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I didn't realize Barbie was a 2nd amendment nut.

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Go to a range that caters to families or has women's defensive carry classes. The Hello Kitty, pink, and bedazzled firearms are a big money maker.
 
2020-08-04 4:19:37 PM  

Dork Gently: "This was not a planned robbery.  This is something that just happened."


"This was not planned genocide by Genghis Khan. It's just something that happened."
 
2020-08-04 4:30:26 PM  
Bummer.
 
2020-08-04 10:02:51 PM  
Alliteration!
 
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