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(Bring Me the News)   US Senator Tina Smith (D-Munchies) has submitted a bill to legalize recreational marijuana nationally. Supporters of the issue say they haven't been following politics since PlutoTV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who   (bringmethenews.com) divider line
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2020-08-04 2:03:45 PM  
27 votes:
Recession is the best time to legalize it, new industry with new jobs and new tax revenue to help pull the economy up. I'm just hoping we have enough rich people on board this time for it to actually happen.
 
2020-08-04 3:46:33 PM  
17 votes:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


So, a Bill that Passed the House (D) and the Senate (R) was all Trump?
Interesting.
 
2020-08-04 2:26:05 PM  
17 votes:
This is sofa king past efng time. Tragic in the damage to human life by "law enforcement" and incarceration to wit, affecting us all. Unproductive use of resources, social and tax consequences of lucrative black markets which corruptly subvert society, and hide wealth as well as sponsor other extra legal abuses and markets.  Prohibition never ever works. Did I mention prohibition never efng works? Regulation, taxation, education and infrastructure and empowered, intelligent, and moderated oversight create healthy society/government.
 
2020-08-04 3:54:50 PM  
15 votes:
Pot, is the only thing that helps with COVID. 

When I was in the throes of the rigors, edibles was the only thing that enabled me to somewhat sleep.

As the disease moves through you, you're left with levels of tired that are unimaginable. Not being able to lift yourself off the bed to go to the bathroom terrible. It then robs you of any rest whatsoever by giving you the absolute worst insomnia known to man.

Edibles helped. They helped a LOT. So much that I consider them essential to getting yourself through it, god forbid you come down with it.
 
2020-08-04 4:23:00 PM  
11 votes:
Not only does it need to be removed as a schedule 1 drug, it needs to be studied forafor medical uses once it's legal.

And once it's legal anyone incarcerated for using or selling it needs to be freed and their records expunged.
 
2020-08-04 1:53:25 PM  
10 votes:
The headline shows how little the submitter knows about how active cannabis legalization proponents have been.

/kicks back
//with indo
///and gin and juice
 
2020-08-04 3:53:51 PM  
9 votes:

Teambaylagoon: This's prob being saved for (one of) Trump's October Surprises... anything for a bump,


"Anything for a bump" sounds about right for most of the college republicans I knew back in the day.
 
2020-08-04 2:35:29 PM  
9 votes:
Simply removing cannabis from being a schedule 1 drug with no medical value is not that hard.
President Biden can issue an executive order that directs the Attorney General to declassify marijuana as a controlled substance. It solves the majority of the issues. States can decide if it is legal in their state.The Cannabis industry could use traditional banking systems and not have to have huge amounts of cash on hand.
 
2020-08-04 3:55:09 PM  
8 votes:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


15 States have Hemp legal.
Wanna guess which ones they are?
 
2020-08-04 3:44:30 PM  
8 votes:
My Senator yay

No she isn't Franken but is alright nevertheless
 
2020-08-04 3:58:38 PM  
7 votes:
No way Mitch lets this see the light of day. Even if he did, who's going to sign it? Trump? Biden? Ain't gonna happen.

/ I wish I was wrong
 
2020-08-04 3:48:01 PM  
7 votes:

Jelly Bean Raider: RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.

So, a Bill that Passed the House (D) and the Senate (R) was all Trump?
Interesting.


Yes, silly. Everything good that happens is because of Trump's benevolence and strategic thinking. Everything bad that happens is because of them dirty libs. It's really not that hard.
 
2020-08-04 3:48:18 PM  
6 votes:
Pluto TV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who?

*grabs Tom Baker scarf*
 
2020-08-04 3:50:30 PM  
5 votes:

capt.snicklefritz: Jelly Bean Raider: RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.

So, a Bill that Passed the House (D) and the Senate (R) was all Trump?
Interesting.

Yes, silly. Everything good that happens is because of Trump's benevolence and strategic thinking. Everything bad that happens is because of them dirty libs. It's really not that hard.


Kinda like Gawd is all Powerful and omnipresent... till the priest start diddling the kids. 

I stand corrected.
 
2020-08-04 4:57:24 PM  
4 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Nadie_AZ: The headline shows how little the submitter knows about how active cannabis legalization proponents have been.

/kicks back
//with indo
///and gin and juice

"Man, I gotta read the brochure!"
[Comes back up eating a burrito]


Hell's bells! I've been advocating legalization since the sixties. It was my generation that started the good fight for legalization. There is quite a history in the USA of political activity on this issue.
 
2020-08-04 4:35:02 PM  
4 votes:

Znuh: Pot, is the only thing that helps with COVID. 

When I was in the throes of the rigors, edibles was the only thing that enabled me to somewhat sleep.

As the disease moves through you, you're left with levels of tired that are unimaginable. Not being able to lift yourself off the bed to go to the bathroom terrible. It then robs you of any rest whatsoever by giving you the absolute worst insomnia known to man.

Edibles helped. They helped a LOT. So much that I consider them essential to getting yourself through it, god forbid you come down with it.


That sounds absolutely miserable. I got the flu about a decade ago and it was painful and the tiredness was ridiculous; I just slept in the bathroom one afternoon as getting there took all my effort, but sleep happened with the flu. I think I slept like 18 hours a day for a week.

All this Covid is just the flu nonsense is also shiatty because most people equate the flu to a stomach bug or a 2-3 day respiratory virus and not the near debilitating effects of the actual flu that actually kills people. Get a flu shot every year.
 
2020-08-04 4:28:56 PM  
4 votes:

I'm an Egyptian!: Pluto TV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who?

*grabs Tom Baker scarf*


I was debating getting a britbox subscription because someone told me they had classic Doctor Who. Now I need to look into this Pluto TV thing. I have too many streaming services... All the people who are saying something will kill Netflix obviously doesn't just subscribe to everything. Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO, Funimation, Crunchyroll, and Disney + for me and still less then half of what cutting cable cost me.
 
2020-08-04 4:17:47 PM  
4 votes:

eurotrader: Simply removing cannabis from being a schedule 1 drug with no medical value is not that hard.
President Biden can issue an executive order that directs the Attorney General to declassify marijuana as a controlled substance. It solves the majority of the issues. States can decide if it is legal in their stat

e.The Cannabis industry could use traditional banking systems and not have to have huge amounts of cash on hand.

And isn't the danger of getting robbed much more when you're a cash only business? I mean, come on people get with the times. You'd think cops would want less work.
I just hate they can't take cards. Before I go get weed I have to actually find an Automated ATM Teller Machine and get money out like it's the 1990s.
 
2020-08-04 4:06:59 PM  
4 votes:

lincoln65: RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.

Don't forget asbestos! Dems ain't ever gonna bring back asbestos but Donnie figured it out!


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2020-08-04 4:05:59 PM  
4 votes:
So in some states, you can go to prison for having this stuff. In Oregon, they'll deliver it to your house. That's messed up.
 
2020-08-04 3:59:21 PM  
4 votes:
Okay but some children need it for anti seizure medication.

Please don't criminalize that.
 
2020-08-04 3:53:39 PM  
4 votes:
Minnesota could legalize it (and vacate any conviction for it) first.
 
2020-08-04 3:53:04 PM  
4 votes:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


Your dispensary called, and there's a misprint on your prescription. Turns out you're only supposed to take two edibles every twelve hours.
 
2020-08-04 5:03:31 PM  
3 votes:

eurotrader: Simply removing cannabis from being a schedule 1 drug with no medical value is not that hard.
President Biden can issue an executive order that directs the Attorney General to declassify marijuana as a controlled substance. It solves the majority of the issues. States can decide if it is legal in their state.The Cannabis industry could use traditional banking systems and not have to have huge amounts of cash on hand.


Yeah but Biden is old school. He probably saw the "marijuana makes you crazy, listen to jazz, and chase white women" movies in grade school, and never forgot it.

That's not to say I'm not supporting Biden. I'm 100. But I still think the old guard will continue to have reservations. And that's easy to do when you haven't done your own grocery shopping in years.

I had my reservations about Kamla Harris for a minute. She was just as hard on black drug offenders as her white peers, but again, "don't do the crime..." etc. Shiat was bad in L.A.for a while. And if she wasn't gonna do it, her white peers gladly would have.

But I'll tell you what. Kamla was 'bout dat life, and she ain't afraid to admit it. I don't think she'd have a problem with it, especially nowadays. Folks need financial and mental relief, and you can grow plants pretty cheap if you know how. You make it legal, there's no reason for it to be sold illegally. Regulate it like liquor, card to see if they're 21, and pray that parents keep a better eye on their kids, and you're set.

Kamla could/is/will make history. She's got the chops, and she's unafraid. She'd probably push to legalize it, but not until well into Joe's term. But yeah, we need to stop the bullshiat and get it over with. Kids with epilepsy benefit more from having legal weed than they do from legal alcohol, and drugs made in labs anyway.
 
2020-08-04 4:38:34 PM  
3 votes:

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Jelly Bean Raider: Pats_Cloth_Coat: I expect the liquor industry to lobby furiously against this.

And Big Pharma

Big pharma would just buy the producers, add some analgesic & patent boom $5000.00/ dose


They would have to ban any new independent producers of just plain marijuana, or somehow claim that their patent on the "improved" version excludes others from selling just plain marijuana.  I am sure they are capable of both of these things.
 
2020-08-04 4:29:39 PM  
3 votes:

Jelly Bean Raider: Pats_Cloth_Coat: I expect the liquor industry to lobby furiously against this.

And Big Pharma


Big pharma would just buy the producers, add some analgesic & patent boom $5000.00/ dose
 
2020-08-04 4:18:10 PM  
3 votes:
I expect the liquor industry to lobby furiously against this.
 
2020-08-04 3:52:26 PM  
3 votes:

Nadie_AZ: The headline shows how little the submitter knows about how active cannabis legalization proponents have been.

/kicks back
//with indo
///and gin and juice


You understand the headline?
 
2020-08-04 5:15:16 PM  
2 votes:

BlackChickWhiteAccent: She was just as hard on black drug offenders as her white peers, but again, "don't do the crime..."


Kamala Harris throws an entire generation of young black men in jail for drug "crimes" that shouldn't even exist.  She literally laughs at the prospect of keeping an innocent black man in jail.

You:  lol, don't do the crime...
 
2020-08-04 4:52:29 PM  
2 votes:
Pluto.tv is fantastic, it came on the firestick my wife bought online during the Thanksgiving sales last year. Besides Dr. Who, there are game shows, Star Trek TNG, MST3K/RiffTrax and a hundred other "channels" of shows and movies.

It kind of reminds me of having a big satellite dish back in the 80's-90's.
 
2020-08-04 4:46:58 PM  
2 votes:

jethroe: Cannabis legalization isn't even mentioned in the Democratic Platform, so you're dreaming.

/Medicare neither


Nothing's mentioned in the Democratic Party platform.

Convention hasn't happened yet, that's when the platform gets approved.

Next time you think you're going to sound bright... don't.
 
2020-08-04 4:40:22 PM  
2 votes:

Gonz: Teambaylagoon: anything for a bump,

That's cocaine. This is about weed.

Different drug altogether.


Different drug
 
2020-08-04 4:38:04 PM  
2 votes:
Cannabis legalization isn't even mentioned in the Democratic Platform, so you're dreaming.

/Medicare neither
 
2020-08-04 4:33:23 PM  
2 votes:

Combustion: I just hate they can't take cards. Before I go get weed I have to actually find an Automated ATM Teller Machine and get money out like it's the 1990s.


Don't pot-related businesses have in-house ATMs?
 
2020-08-04 4:32:10 PM  
2 votes:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


I guess Obama just jumped in his time machine and went back to 2014 to prove you wrong.
 
2020-08-04 4:29:41 PM  
2 votes:

eurotrader: Simply removing cannabis from being a schedule 1 drug with no medical value is not that hard.
President Biden can issue an executive order that directs the Attorney General to declassify marijuana as a controlled substance. It solves the majority of the issues. States can decide if it is legal in their state.The Cannabis industry could use traditional banking systems and not have to have huge amounts of cash on hand.


He can, but he won't.
 
2020-08-04 4:21:48 PM  
2 votes:

Pats_Cloth_Coat: I expect the liquor industry to lobby furiously against this.


The fast food industry will make quick work of them.
 
2020-08-04 4:05:56 PM  
2 votes:
Legal pot has done wonders for my anxiety here in Oklahoma.

I've been pulled over for speeding with weed, gummies and vape pens in the bag next to me and was so happy getting that ticket in Dewer, OK.  Couldn't care less that it was $200.

The cop wanted to bust me for it, you could tell.  He tried to give me a lecture about pot and if I wouldn't have burst out laughing so hard at his after school special idea of pot, I might have just been given a warning.

It's an essential business in a pandemic here in Oklahoma and a few states away in any direction except southwest you're going to jail.
 
2020-08-04 4:02:18 PM  
2 votes:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


WHAR Executive Order? WHAR?
 
2020-08-04 4:02:11 PM  
2 votes:
Pluto TV? Never heard of it, but here's a cat.

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2020-08-04 3:55:14 PM  
2 votes:

Teambaylagoon: anything for a bump,


That's cocaine. This is about weed.

Different drug altogether.
 
2020-08-04 3:48:14 PM  
2 votes:
That channel would be better if they stopped showing the same eight serials over and over again.
 
2020-08-04 3:38:49 PM  
2 votes:
This's prob being saved for (one of) Trump's October Surprises... anything for a bump,
 
2020-08-05 7:09:10 AM  
1 vote:

Purple_Urkle: Okay but some children need it for anti seizure medication.

Please don't criminalize that.


A family member uses CBD for seizures. It doesn't prevent the seizures, but it reduces the recovery time from several days down to several hours. It has enabled her to go back to college.
I can think of about 100 things that are bigger problems than recreational use of cannabis. Just legalize it and move on to important issues. Expunge criminal records for minor possession.
 
2020-08-04 8:50:41 PM  
1 vote:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


Actually Obama and McConnell legalized hemp, it just went into effect in 2017(?)
 
2020-08-04 8:28:51 PM  
1 vote:

Cornelis de Gyselaer: My Senator yay

No she isn't Franken but is alright nevertheless


I agree on all points. We better not end up trading Franken for Lewis. I was glad Craig moved him out of Congress, but was hoping he was done trying to hate us to death.
 
2020-08-04 7:31:11 PM  
1 vote:

Pats_Cloth_Coat: You need a license to grow tobacco. And there is a cap on the number of licenses


Not exactly true.  You can buy tobacco seeds from many different seed catalogs and grow your own, if you want to.
 
2020-08-04 5:11:01 PM  
1 vote:

flondrix: Combustion: I just hate they can't take cards. Before I go get weed I have to actually find an Automated ATM Teller Machine and get money out like it's the 1990s.

Don't pot-related businesses have in-house ATMs?


At up to $3 just to acess your own money? That's half the cost of a pre roll in Colorado!

Naw baby, ATM at bank, then shop. My money's tight. I'll be damned if I pay them twice.
 
2020-08-04 4:44:43 PM  
1 vote:
I look forward to the furious defense of Democrats who vote against the bill.
 
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2020-08-04 4:28:00 PM  
1 vote:
Don't forget their 24 hour MST3K channel too
 
2020-08-04 4:27:46 PM  
1 vote:

lincoln65: RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.

Don't forget asbestos! Dems ain't ever gonna bring back asbestos but Donnie figured it out!


And racist housing. Now sellers and banks are free to discriminate any way they want.
 
2020-08-04 4:24:02 PM  
1 vote:

Pats_Cloth_Coat: I expect the liquor industry to lobby furiously against this.


And Big Pharma
 
2020-08-04 4:07:24 PM  
1 vote:

Znuh: Pot, is the only thing that helps with COVID. 

When I was in the throes of the rigors, edibles was the only thing that enabled me to somewhat sleep.

As the disease moves through you, you're left with levels of tired that are unimaginable. Not being able to lift yourself off the bed to go to the bathroom terrible. It then robs you of any rest whatsoever by giving you the absolute worst insomnia known to man.

Edibles helped. They helped a LOT. So much that I consider them essential to getting yourself through it, god forbid you come down with it.


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Covid-19 has filopodia, and apparently cannabis interferes with the wiggle of filopodia.
 
2020-08-04 4:00:03 PM  
1 vote:
Thankfully I've managed to dodge all that Dr. Who nonsense for decades now.
 
2020-08-04 3:55:49 PM  
1 vote:

RussianPotato: Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.


Don't forget asbestos! Dems ain't ever gonna bring back asbestos but Donnie figured it out!
 
2020-08-04 3:55:13 PM  
1 vote:
This reminds me of smoking weed with a Republican in college around 1995/1996.

Actual quote:  "No, like, the Republicans totally want to legalize weed, dude, but the Democrats won't let them."
 
2020-08-04 3:44:19 PM  
1 vote:
Dems ain't gonna get it done.  They never legalized hemp.  Not in 7 decades.  Trump legalized hemp.
 
2020-08-04 1:52:45 PM  
1 vote:
I was searching the Congressional Record for the text of the bill but all I found was this picture.
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2020-08-04 1:44:18 PM  
1 vote:
But my red rectangle will allow it only if it has reasonably been determined that the sun has burnt out.

A state where you can't buy NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER before noon on Sundays.
 
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