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(Daily Star)   Officer Dicks faces the sack after facing a sack (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Giggity, Cardiff, female police officer, PC Jemma Dicks, Constable, Wales, Newport, Human sexuality, various locations  
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4075 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2020 at 4:45 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-04 2:12:02 PM  
Good thing her partner, Constable Nuts, was not involved.
 
2020-08-04 4:46:40 PM  
Why? Jesus Christ, focus ppl
 
2020-08-04 4:48:50 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:50:03 PM  
FTFA: Sergeant Reed is also accused of carrying out sex acts with PC Dicks

How was this not the headeline?
 
2020-08-04 4:51:21 PM  
Reed is accused of three charges of discreditable conduct, including when another female officer was due to take a statement from PC Dicks in his office.
 
2020-08-04 4:51:26 PM  
I hope the married officer would also face the same penalties. I think firing the woman who wasn't married but keeping man who was married might not fly anymore.
 
2020-08-04 4:52:07 PM  
So is the senior officer facing the same sack as Dicks sack?
 
2020-08-04 4:52:11 PM  
I was ready to be outraged that only the female officer was going to be punished, but TFA says the male officer is also facing disciplinary action.  So now I'm outraged that the headline of TFA only mentions the female officer.
/ I don't have to be outraged, but I choose to be.
 
2020-08-04 4:56:07 PM  
So, he was older than her, had a position of authority over her, and has a record of sexual interaction with multiple women on the force. Must be her fault.

madgonad: I hope the married officer would also face the same penalties. I think firing the woman who wasn't married but keeping man who was married might not fly anymore.


FTFA: The senior officer, who has since left South Wales Police,...

He quit so he couldn't be disciplined. He needs to be charged.
 
2020-08-04 4:57:35 PM  
Not their fault, blame Torchwood
 
2020-08-04 4:58:21 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:58:26 PM  
That's a hard 28.
 
2020-08-04 5:00:52 PM  

NotARocketScientist: So, he was older than her, had a position of authority over her, and has a record of sexual interaction with multiple women on the force. Must be her fault.

madgonad: I hope the married officer would also face the same penalties. I think firing the woman who wasn't married but keeping man who was married might not fly anymore.

FTFA: The senior officer, who has since left South Wales Police,...

He quit so he couldn't be disciplined. He needs to be charged.


TFA says he still faces three charges of discreditable conduct, which suggests he either moved to a different department or they still have some kind of jurisdiction.
 
2020-08-04 5:00:59 PM  

NotARocketScientist: So, he was older than her, had a position of authority over her, and has a record of sexual interaction with multiple women on the force. Must be her fault.

madgonad: I hope the married officer would also face the same penalties. I think firing the woman who wasn't married but keeping man who was married might not fly anymore.

FTFA: The senior officer, who has since left South Wales Police,...

He quit so he couldn't be disciplined. He needs to be charged.


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2020-08-04 5:01:26 PM  
Her partner is wanted for questioning

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2020-08-04 5:01:30 PM  
I wonder if she's related to the Dicks from Letterkenny?
Meet The Dycks (Letterkenny)
Youtube 7TcuPpgmoNo
 
2020-08-04 5:01:41 PM  
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2020-08-04 5:04:43 PM  
If she was outranked by her fellow participant, then I would be a little surprised if she is fired.
 
2020-08-04 5:15:11 PM  
"I wear it with pride, knowing how well he did with his job, and hopefully I'll go on to do exactly the same as him."

PREQUEL tag being set up.
 
2020-08-04 5:24:03 PM  
Is the guy getting the sack too?

/DNRTFA
 
2020-08-04 5:26:38 PM  
I should've gone with "Officer Dicks faces the sack after facing dick, sack".. but at least this got greened!
 
2020-08-04 5:27:38 PM  
FTA, "
Reed is accused of three charges of discreditable conduct, including when another female officer was due to take a statement from PC Dicks in his office.
His charge states: "While this officer was sitting in his office addressing that matter he used his mobile telephone to take a number of photographs of her feet."

Looks like he was also suffering from a bad case of agony of the feet.
 
2020-08-04 5:29:21 PM  
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Yup
 
2020-08-04 5:29:25 PM  
First, it's super sexist how much the start of the article focuses on the woman.

Second, that was actually entertaining to read, and it's super juvenile way.

/Also entertaining to Reed.
 
2020-08-04 5:30:50 PM  
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I'm pooping!
 
2020-08-04 5:32:43 PM  
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PC Jemma Dicks, 28

In a row?
 
2020-08-04 5:40:56 PM  
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Paper thin, ultra-groomed beards are so sexy and never stupid looking.
 
yms
2020-08-04 5:46:18 PM  
Dicks
 
2020-08-04 5:49:32 PM  
Well she's no super model, but I surely wouldnt say no.

Besides, what super model wants my tired old ass.
 
2020-08-04 5:55:30 PM  

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2020-08-04 6:16:57 PM  
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That's a rough 28.

Must be all the dicks.
 
2020-08-04 6:23:41 PM  

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That's a rough 28.

Must be all the dicks.


I bet she's sucking a dick right now
 
2020-08-04 6:24:15 PM  
Wow... all that about her dad.  You know, one might even think she's not entirely sincere about following after him.  "What would dad do right now?"  Well, probably not that.
 
2020-08-04 6:39:11 PM  
Being that this happened in Wales, the officer was charged with Crynnymllgapbygglwwellenndritoplleewng​aggallfweenstry.

/that's a lot to swallow
 
2020-08-04 6:40:28 PM  
"I am chuffed to bits."
lol
 
2020-08-04 6:50:58 PM  

thorpe: "I am chuffed to bits."
lol


Is that sexual?  Are you threatening me?  Do you need some ointment?  So confused...
 
2020-08-04 7:01:57 PM  

beezeltown: Being that this happened in Wales, the officer was charged with Crynnymllgapbygglwwellenndritoplleewng​aggallfweenstry.

/that's a lot to swallow


OMFG, I'm still laughing. This post needs more love.

/here
//take this
//you deserve it
 
2020-08-04 7:06:17 PM  

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Yup


British "meh"
 
2020-08-04 7:09:30 PM  

thorpe: "I am chuffed to bits."
lol


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2020-08-04 7:27:21 PM  

The_Hound: beezeltown: Being that this happened in Wales, the officer was charged with Crynnymllgapbygglwwellenndritoplleewng​aggallfweenstry.

/that's a lot to swallow

OMFG, I'm still laughing. This post needs more love.

/here
//take this
//you deserve it


Thanks!
Or, as they say in Cardiff "Gallywwllynnbullippinneellaghhheeth"

/sorry, wearing a hole in that joke
 
2020-08-04 7:33:37 PM  

beezeltown: The_Hound: beezeltown: Being that this happened in Wales, the officer was charged with Crynnymllgapbygglwwellenndritoplleewng​aggallfweenstry.

/that's a lot to swallow

OMFG, I'm still laughing. This post needs more love.

/here
//take this
//you deserve it

Thanks!
Or, as they say in Cardiff "Gallywwllynnbullippinneellaghhheeth"

/sorry, wearing a hole in that joke


My ancestors left Wales centuries ago.  Legend has it they left in search of some vowels.
 
2020-08-04 8:15:02 PM  
So, her father was a sexpot too?

"Mark was a popular police officer, a real professional who led by example, so I am encouraged to know that Jemma is following in his footsteps and continuing the proud family tradition."
 
2020-08-04 8:35:41 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: So, her father was a sexpot too?

"Mark was a popular police officer, a real professional who led by example, so I am encouraged to know that Jemma is following in his footsteps and continuing the proud family tradition."


no gag reflex
 
2020-08-05 3:48:46 PM  
An old classic:

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