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2020-08-04 2:12:19 PM  
So the charge will be "going to the hospital before worrying about the wrecked car?"
 
2020-08-04 2:12:53 PM  
A driver has been cited for leaving the scene of a crash after a rollover in Roxbury.

Well, the window was probably already broken anyway, providing the escape route.

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/What is love?
//Baby don't hurt me.
///Three
 
2020-08-04 2:45:00 PM  

Unobtanium: A driver has been cited for leaving the scene of a crash after a rollover in Roxbury.

Well, the window was probably already broken anyway, providing the escape route.

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/What is love?
//Baby don't hurt me.
///Three


Done in two
 
2020-08-04 2:45:01 PM  

edmo: So the charge will be "going to the hospital before worrying about the wrecked car?"


Apparently remaining with the car until the police arrive is more important than seeking medical attention for your injuries.
 
2020-08-04 2:46:26 PM  
It happened on Seaver Street around midnight.
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2020-08-04 2:49:41 PM  
What a night...
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2020-08-04 2:50:06 PM  
Very common, because some just can't handle V-TEC

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2020-08-04 2:50:41 PM  
Using that shiatty abc affiliate site feels just like reading subby's headline.
 
2020-08-04 2:54:13 PM  

Unobtanium: A driver has been cited for leaving the scene of a crash after a rollover in Roxbury.

Well, the window was probably already broken anyway, providing the escape route.

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/What is love?
//Baby don't hurt me.
///Three


I see you have it covered. 🤘 🤙
 
2020-08-04 2:56:28 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Using that shiatty abc affiliate site feels just like reading subby's headline.


Yeah, i never got why some seriously stupid people think its clever to do upside down stupidity like that
 
2020-08-04 2:58:40 PM  
Yeah, i never got why some seriously stupid people think its clever to do upside down stupidity like that

You're not fooling anyone, subby.
 
2020-08-04 3:01:20 PM  

lifeslammer: Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Using that shiatty abc affiliate site feels just like reading subby's headline.

Yeah, i never got why some seriously stupid people think its clever to do upside down stupidity like that


I read it just fine.
/Australian
 
2020-08-04 3:02:39 PM  
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2020-08-04 3:17:49 PM  
Car rolled over, driver left the scene. That was the whole article. Subby apparently has a low bar for what counts as 'hilarity.'
 
2020-08-04 3:21:14 PM  
That headline hurt my neck.
 
2020-08-04 3:23:12 PM  
20 years ago my friend was driving drunk and flipped his car off the road and ran off.

He refused to answer questions without a lawyer. They couldn't prove he was driving when it flipped, so he never got charged.
 
2020-08-04 3:24:42 PM  
But why was the driver upside down?
 
2020-08-04 3:57:36 PM  
He could leave the scene in an ambulance, for a couple thousand bucks. I suspect the fine, if some judge actually makes him pay it, will be much much less.
Not such an in idiot after all.

/or he could leave in a taxi
//or he could leave in a huff
///if that's too soon, in a minute and a huff
 
2020-08-04 4:04:33 PM  
Been there, done that. N. Dubuque St., Iowa City, IA.

Why, yes, alcohol was involved. How did you guess?
 
2020-08-04 4:07:04 PM  
That's not easy to do.
 
2020-08-04 4:36:52 PM  

Unobtanium: A driver has been cited for leaving the scene of a crash after a rollover in Roxbury.

Well, the window was probably already broken anyway, providing the escape route.

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/What is love?
//Baby don't hurt me.
///Three


This was in Roxbury, MA, so it definitely wasn't those guys.
/Seaver St is not far from Malcolm X Park
 
2020-08-04 5:50:50 PM  
The driver could have at least had the courtesy to drive his car off to the side of the road before wandering off to the hospital.
 
2020-08-04 5:59:58 PM  
That was more than a roll over. Watch when they roll it back to haul it off, front end is torn out. Yo have to be going pretty damn fast & hit something pretty solid for that level of damage. I'm guess he went by WalMart or Target for clean underwear before going to the hospital.
 
2020-08-04 8:29:43 PM  
That's not how a dreidel works.
 
2020-08-04 10:03:55 PM  
Wipeout!
 
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