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2020-08-04 2:18:30 PM  
7 votes:
Chainsaw slinging fireants are taking our jerbs.
 
2020-08-04 4:41:18 PM  
5 votes:
if i posted a sign on my apartment building that asked 'please don't juggle chainsaws in this area - people are trying to sleep', the gutters would be rivers of gore by the time i got up the first flight of stairs.

because people are stupid inconsiderate assholes.
 
2020-08-04 4:59:51 PM  
3 votes:

mcmnky: Ain't clicking on a fox news link.


The Virtue Signaling Corps thanks you for your service!
 
2020-08-04 4:38:42 PM  
2 votes:
No better way to feel alive and fully awake than to have a close call with a chain saw.
 
2020-08-04 4:27:37 PM  
2 votes:

Amish Tech Support: The only thing that stops ants with chainsaws are anteaters with bulldozers.


Hmm... Sounds like a perfect plan, till you factor in that even the coldest winter won't affect gorillas with flamethrowers.
 
2020-08-04 10:27:29 PM  
1 vote:

Drunken Rampage: Voiceofreason01: Drunken Rampage: mcmnky: Ain't clicking on a fox news link.

The Virtue Signaling Corps thanks you for your service!

You're definitely Fox News viewer.

Fark handle does not check out.

/You're incorrect, BTW.
// I expected far worse
/// Must be three


Fox News: "WAAAA! How dare you criticize us for lying! WAAAA!"
 
2020-08-04 8:44:52 PM  
1 vote:

Voiceofreason01: Drunken Rampage: mcmnky: Ain't clicking on a fox news link.

The Virtue Signaling Corps thanks you for your service!

You're definitely Fox News viewer.


Fark handle does not check out.

/You're incorrect, BTW.
// I expected far worse
/// Must be three
 
2020-08-04 6:35:21 PM  
1 vote:

Thank You Black Jesus!: if i posted a sign on my apartment building that asked 'please don't juggle chainsaws in this area - people are trying to sleep', the gutters would be rivers of gore by the time i got up the first flight of stairs.

because people are stupid inconsiderate assholes.


Best post ever, or just best visual?
 
2020-08-04 6:13:55 PM  
1 vote:
North Carolina warns residents not to become Florida Man
 
2020-08-04 4:49:49 PM  
1 vote:
Ain't clicking on a fox news link.
 
2020-08-04 4:18:55 PM  
1 vote:
Great work, 2020. Now the fire ants have chainsaws.

Brilliant!
 
2020-08-04 4:15:12 PM  
1 vote:
ban chainsaws

problem solved
 
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