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2020-08-04 11:20:58 AM  
This happen to me, went to Mississippi, parked my VW next to the beach and snuck into beachfront country club. Well wouldn't you know while golfing the gulf engulfed my Golf.
 
2020-08-04 12:29:39 PM  
"Hey, this SUV has 4 Wheel Drive! I can literally go anywhere!!!"
 
2020-08-04 12:56:31 PM  

Combustion: "Hey, this SUV has 4 Wheel Drive! I can literally go anywhere!!!"


It didn't necessarily have AWD.

Frankly, simply airing down the tires and knowing how to drive on sand would have done wonders.
 
2020-08-04 12:57:30 PM  
LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?

/don't answer
//there -is- an answer
 
2020-08-04 12:57:47 PM  
When a woman says "Stop!"

It's a wise man who listens to her...
 
2020-08-04 12:59:10 PM  

bughunter: LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?


he was getting a beej from his golf buddy
 
2020-08-04 1:06:22 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: bughunter: LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?

he was getting a beej from his golf buddy


Impossible.

He doesn't play golf.
 
2020-08-04 1:08:32 PM  

bughunter: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: bughunter: LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?

he was getting a beej from his golf buddy

Impossible.

He doesn't play golf.


Does your mom know that?
 
2020-08-04 1:08:46 PM  

bughunter: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: bughunter: LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?

he was getting a beej from his golf buddy

Impossible.

He doesn't play golf.


that bastard catfished me
 
2020-08-04 1:09:06 PM  
Moron.
 
2020-08-04 1:14:03 PM  
This is why men have more expensive car insurance.

/dude
 
2020-08-04 1:14:53 PM  
Shoulda bought a Hilux

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/Clarkson!
 
2020-08-04 1:16:06 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: bughunter: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: bughunter: LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?

he was getting a beej from his golf buddy

Impossible.

He doesn't play golf.

that bastard catfished me


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2020-08-04 1:23:10 PM  
Used to see this in Hawaii a lot.  They go out and rent 4x4 and never have driven on the beach. Next thing they notice is that the water is getting kind of close.  And by then it's too late
 
2020-08-04 1:41:17 PM  
"So you wanted to park as close to the water as possible, eh honey?"
 
2020-08-04 1:54:37 PM  

bughunter: LOL.

My dad drove Mom's BMW 735 through a car wash.  With the windows down.

How does one accomplish that?

/don't answer
//there -is- an answer


That's a shame. I really liked that car. Your mom too. Big back seat.
 
2020-08-04 2:25:22 PM  
That sort of happened to us on our honeymoon.  Borrowed the in-laws Class C motorhome (smaller than a bus, like a delivery truck with windows) & drove up the CA coast enjoying the sights.  Stopped in a beachfront parking area just south of Mendicino as it was getting dark.  Nice dinner, bunch of wine & off to the sleeping area for honeymoon activities.

About 5:30am there was this banging on the side of the motorhome.  Huh? Ignore it.  A minute or two later, some more bangs.  Blearily get up & peer out the window .... "HOLY SHIAT!" ... jump in the driver's seat & haul ass out of there as the tide had come in & waves were hitting us.

"And that Mr. Police Officer is how I happened to be driving down Hwy 1 at 6am completely naked..."
 
2020-08-04 2:43:46 PM  
Off topic, but FFS, the English invented the damn language. How/why do they do this:
"This couple have lost their car, ..."
"This couple" is a third person subject. Acouple. It's singular!! Gah!
/ unrepentant grammar Nazi
// yeah I said it
/// cuz rules
 
2020-08-04 2:57:27 PM  

RoboZombie: Off topic, but FFS, the English invented the damn language. How/why do they do this:
"This couple have lost their car, ..."
"This couple" is a third person subject. Acouple. It's singular!! Gah!
/ unrepentant grammar Nazi
// yeah I said it
/// cuz rules


They don't want you confusing them with that couple. Duh.
 
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