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    More: Fail, Frosted Flakes, Criminal justice, Heroin, Gonzalez-Alvarado, Illegal drug trade, drug dealer, Prison, Drugs  
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3662 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2020 at 7:07 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-04 6:32:36 PM  
Frosted Flakes trifecta in play?
 
2020-08-04 7:11:03 PM  
Bummer.
An other life ruined. But, woot, hand out the attaboys to the 🐖 s.
I feel so much safer with yet one more person jailed.
🙄
 
2020-08-04 7:11:45 PM  
No prizes guessing where he kept his special ketamine
 
2020-08-04 7:12:02 PM  
Good thing it wasn't a box of Kaboom cereal.
 
2020-08-04 7:13:19 PM  
That's pretty damn small potato's there Lou.
 
2020-08-04 7:19:00 PM  

Mister Peejay: Good thing it wasn't a box of Kaboom cereal.


Yeah you don't want to be under the influence of anything when your staring down those faces


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2020-08-04 7:20:11 PM  

brilett: That's pretty damn small potato's there Lou.


If I was a sheriff or chief, I'd be so embarrassed at such a small haul I'd tell the arresting officers to get the hell outta there and don't come back until they spent a few shifts walking a beat around the upper class neighborhood (no sidewalks, lots of scenic hills).
 
2020-08-04 7:21:04 PM  
I always figured Toucan Sam would be more into the hard stuff..
 
2020-08-04 7:23:22 PM  

Bslim: I always figured Toucan Sam would be more into the hard stuff..


Silly trix. Rabbits are for kids
 
2020-08-04 7:23:46 PM  
Rice Crispies would be too obvious.
Smack, Crack, Pot.
 
2020-08-04 7:28:49 PM  
"Waldo "Papi" Gonzalez-Alvarado, 34, of Wilkes-Barre "

I was called "Papi" too when I was a doctor that tested for cervical cancer.

/if you have frosted flakes in your box, call me.
 
2020-08-04 7:31:53 PM  
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2020-08-04 7:34:36 PM  
Heroin doesn't get soggy in milk.
 
2020-08-04 7:40:49 PM  
That's not the kind of frosting I'd expected.
 
2020-08-04 7:41:27 PM  
Wilkes-Barre Twp. police said they seized a cache of drugs and wads of cash from a Frosted Flakes cereal box during a recent drug bust along Highland Park Boulevard.

Authorities say the Frosted Flakes Cereal Box remains at large; last seen inspiring false hope in the immediate vicinity of the breakroom...
 
2020-08-04 7:44:48 PM  
I have trouble believing that all that stuff fit into that box.

Also, Frosted Flakes is a bad place to store it. Sooner or later someone is going to want some frosted flakes. Nobody is ever going to want the 2 year old, open, box of store brand grape nuts.
 
2020-08-04 7:46:46 PM  
I mean the level of sugar in those cereals was always >SNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT< suspect.
 
2020-08-04 7:59:17 PM  
They should've used a Grape Nuts box.
 
2020-08-04 8:04:48 PM  

AbuHashish: They should've used a Grape Nuts box.


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2020-08-04 8:08:08 PM  
I do not believe that all that shiat fit in that cereal box.
 
2020-08-04 8:12:35 PM  
Are flare guns illegal?

/auto correct wanted flair guns.
//I i just invented  something fabulous!
 
2020-08-04 8:28:07 PM  

waxbeans: Bummer.
An other life ruined. But, woot, hand out the attaboys to the 🐖 s.
I feel so much safer with yet one more person jailed.
🙄


Someone's kid may have overdosed from this pusher. Fark em.
 
2020-08-04 8:28:58 PM  

waxbeans: Bummer.
An other life ruined. But, woot, hand out the attaboys to the 🐖 s.
I feel so much safer with yet one more person jailed.
🙄


Yeah, we know who the *real* victim is here, all right.
 
2020-08-04 8:41:29 PM  
I always wondered why it was my favourite cereal.
 
2020-08-04 8:51:58 PM  
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grrrrrrrreat!
 
2020-08-04 8:57:24 PM  
I would've expected Special K.
 
2020-08-04 9:25:55 PM  

Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: "Waldo "Papi" Gonzalez-Alvarado, 34, of Wilkes-Barre "


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2020-08-04 9:58:54 PM  

clownass: AbuHashish: They should've used a Grape Nuts box.

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Mmmm, good blow this is.
 
2020-08-05 12:09:03 AM  
Glad it wasn't an Oatmeal, Malt-o-meal or Cream of wheat cause that's what I ate when I was a kid.......I'm almost totally blown away if that's what my  Moms was feedin us kids.......I hated that stuff & still won't touch that crap to this day......
 
2020-08-05 3:26:20 AM  
There's a recent ad where Tony claims he has a deeper voice than Shaq.
The old Tony sure did. The new one, not even close.

Thurl Ravenscroft RIP
He was grrrreat.
 
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