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(Newshub NZ)   Can you hold a bouquet of roses with your butt? Looks like this woman can   (newshub.co.nz) divider line
    More: Awkward, Buttocks, perfect wedding dress, top half of her dress, Bodice, rose accents, corset bodice, important parts of the whole day, horse's tail  
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2020-08-04 12:24:09 PM  
Looks like she found a way not to get pregnant in the foreseeable future and still enjoy sex.

/or she's Mormon
 
2020-08-04 12:44:28 PM  
So...you think butt smells like roses, huh? Oh...nevermind.
 
2020-08-04 1:02:33 PM  
"Read the card! Read the card!"

/old joke
 
2020-08-04 1:02:43 PM  
Ah, a woman of culture.

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2020-08-04 1:03:12 PM  
Is there an award for the most "It's not news" article?  Because I nominate this.
 
2020-08-04 1:09:26 PM  
They can also be used on the subway

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2020-08-04 1:10:31 PM  
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2020-08-04 1:10:50 PM  
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2020-08-04 1:13:13 PM  
Gunther Burpus unavailable for comment?
 
2020-08-04 1:13:27 PM  
the Miracle Gro people have just found their new poster girl
 
2020-08-04 1:14:39 PM  
How big is the vase?
 
2020-08-04 1:16:18 PM  

TheWhoppah: [Fark user image 850x539]


That doesn't sound right, but...
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2020-08-04 1:19:50 PM  
Stem side first! Stem side firrrrst!
 
2020-08-04 1:20:26 PM  
I hope she removed the thorns first.

/oww
 
2020-08-04 1:20:35 PM  
TheWhoppah:
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We have just witnessed the discovery of one more mystical number -- the Raccoon/Bride Anus Ratio (CoonAss for short)  -- to add to the list that includes pi, e, Avogadro's number, i, and the Baker's Dozen.
 
2020-08-04 1:21:17 PM  
farkin amateur

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2020-08-04 1:26:00 PM  

TheWhoppah: [Fark user image 850x539]


I've seen that before, and it always leaves me wondering...

What circumstances selected for a 7-inch human rectal capacity?  What kind of natural selection pressure causes that?

I mean, what the HELL was going on in the Great Rift Valley 300k years ago?
 
2020-08-04 1:32:23 PM  
Amateur.

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2020-08-04 1:35:27 PM  

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Oh, Christopher.  You dumb junkie.
 
2020-08-04 1:37:24 PM  
Gives new meaning to deflowering.
 
2020-08-04 1:40:49 PM  
That wasn't nearly as hilarious as I was hoping it would be.
 
2020-08-04 1:45:34 PM  

Marcos P: farkin amateur

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Farking poseur.

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2020-08-04 1:46:39 PM  
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2020-08-04 1:48:04 PM  
It's always butt stuff around here.
 
2020-08-04 1:51:09 PM  

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That's almost like one porcupine

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2020-08-04 1:53:26 PM  
Thought it was supposed to be a bouquet of sharpies....
 
2020-08-04 1:53:51 PM  

fireclown: Amateur.

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2020-08-04 1:54:00 PM  

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I'm 97.8% certain this is BS.  Even under general anesthesia (where you should be pretty relaxed, thus not butt-clenching), colonoscopy scopes are difficult to insert at times, and they're only 1/2" wide.

Older memes had it at 12cm, which is still wider than I believe but it's a lot less than 7"
 
2020-08-04 1:56:01 PM  

Hooferatheart: They can also be used on the subway

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2020-08-04 1:56:19 PM  

IamAwake: TheWhoppah: [Fark user image 850x539]

I'm 97.8% certain this is BS.  Even under general anesthesia (where you should be pretty relaxed, thus not butt-clenching), colonoscopy scopes are difficult to insert at times, and they're only 1/2" wide.

Older memes had it at 12cm, which is still wider than I believe but it's a lot less than 7"


You just haven't done your research
 
2020-08-04 1:57:20 PM  
My wife & daughters like the wedding dress show, people spending $25,000 for some ugly ass dresses. When did stupid ugly become a fashion trend?
 
2020-08-04 1:57:32 PM  

IamAwake: TheWhoppah: [Fark user image 850x539]

I'm 97.8% certain this is BS.  Even under general anesthesia (where you should be pretty relaxed, thus not butt-clenching), colonoscopy scopes are difficult to insert at times, and they're only 1/2" wide.

Older memes had it at 12cm, which is still wider than I believe but it's a lot less than 7"



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2020-08-04 1:58:56 PM  
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2020-08-04 2:22:48 PM  
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2020-08-04 3:08:53 PM  
I like the optimism. On the day of your wedding her butt will have the bouquet of roses...
 
2020-08-04 3:16:33 PM  
Well looks like we might have to look through a Mapplethorpe book.
 
2020-08-04 3:42:51 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:00:40 PM  
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2020-08-04 4:03:27 PM  
I was today years old when I learned this is a thing:

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2020-08-04 7:51:38 PM  
I know from observation that certain young ladies can hold a ponytail up easily if it is attached to a butt plug. They can do this while prancing too.
 
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