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2020-08-04 11:16:52 AM  
Did they become the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel Air?
 
2020-08-04 1:19:08 PM  
That's nothing compared to my harrowing tale of isolation and desperation. When lock-down started, they closed all the liquor stores in the state. They kept beer sales legal, but I don't drink that swill. I'm a Seagrams 7 man, damn it. Slowly my reserves were depleted until gone, and the struggle began. I resorted to attempting to order through the useless online sales site which worked precisely once. Eventually I learned of a local distillery through my tenacious resourcefulness, but oh how expensive! Mustering my courage, I clicked buy and was able to survive in this desperate manner for a number of weeks. But NO! Supplies were running low, I was first reduced to vodka, and then finally in my darkest moment, gin. GIN FOR GOD'S SAKE! When all seemed hopeless, the liquor stores were finally open for curb-side pick-up! Let this be a lesson, farkers. It is always darkest before the dawn, but with perseverance and the sheer strength of will, you can overcome!
 
2020-08-04 1:47:49 PM  
There's two solutions here: Plague rats, or put 50% of the population on the government's payroll for three months, or six months, or a year, or two.

Or do nothing, which is what is about to start happening.
 
2020-08-04 1:48:27 PM  

Geotpf: There's two solutions here: Plague rats, or put 50% of the population on the government's payroll for three months, or six months, or a year, or two.

Or do nothing, which is what is about to start happening.


Oh, and I forgot specifically to biatch at McConnell and the Senate, which is why the nothing is what is happening.
 
2020-08-04 2:02:38 PM  

Geotpf: Or do nothing, which is what is about to start happening.


Start?
 
2020-08-04 3:02:24 PM  
Ten Americans share their stories of trying to rebuild their lives after Coronavirus turned their lives upside down... their lives, that is. Their lives are what were turned upside down. By the coronavirus. From which they're trying to rebuild their lives. After their lives were turned upside down.
 
2020-08-04 3:06:23 PM  

BMFPitt: Geotpf: Or do nothing, which is what is about to start happening.

Start?


IE, the extra $600 unemployment benefit just ran out.
 
2020-08-04 7:43:20 PM  

meat0918: Did they become the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel Air?


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