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2020-08-04 11:50:52 AM  
10 votes:
CordycepsInYourBrain

All those computers with touchscreens and nobody thought to install a couple of games to help them kill some time? Software doesn't weigh anything.

Unless Boeing installed it.
 
2020-08-04 11:09:47 AM  
7 votes:
Is Mr. Wall there? No? Is Mrs. Wall there? No. There are no walls there? Then how does your roof stay up?
 
2020-08-04 12:18:49 PM  
5 votes:
Car Talk - My Government Vehicle Shakes at 17,500 MPH
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2020-08-04 12:46:31 PM  
4 votes:
"Hello, Vlad? We'd like to order 10 Soyuz rides."

*giggle* *snerk*
 
2020-08-04 2:16:12 PM  
2 votes:
When I was a kid, I'd call people up and using my old man voice say "Hello? Yes, your dog is in my pool." They'd say "but I dont have a dog." I'd say "Thats okay, I don't have a pool." Then laugh hysterically and hang up. I'm not sure why I found it funny, but I did.
Then technology came along and ruined prank calls with caller ID.
 
2020-08-04 1:01:31 PM  
2 votes:
"Hi.  Can I speak to Max?  Is Max there?"

"Max who?"

"Max Q!"

/astronerdical joke
 
2020-08-04 12:26:51 PM  
2 votes:
Funny prank calls include calling up a hotel, giving them a random room number, and telling them you've run out of toilet paper and can they bring some up; calling a Subway sandwich shop and asking for help because you're stuck on the actual subway after a derailment; or calling up random humans and whispering dark and eldritch things that reveal disturbing truths about the fundamental nature of reality that causes them to go insane.
 
2020-08-04 12:07:21 PM  
2 votes:
We used to call KFC as kids and ask, "How big are your breasts?"
 
2020-08-04 1:07:07 PM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: Is Mr. Wall there? No? Is Mrs. Wall there? No. There are no walls there? Then how does your roof stay up?


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2020-08-04 12:33:55 PM  
1 vote:

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You know, I used to love those guys. Then eventually they stopped talking about cars and they really bugged me. Now, I miss them. 

Funny how life works like that.

At least we still have Ira Glass and his breathless middle-class dilemmas.
 
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