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4019 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2020 at 11:41 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-04 11:06:29 AM  
You better go catch it!
 
2020-08-04 11:09:47 AM  
Is Mr. Wall there? No? Is Mrs. Wall there? No. There are no walls there? Then how does your roof stay up?
 
2020-08-04 11:47:32 AM  
All those computers with touchscreens and nobody thought to install a couple of games to help them kill some time? Software doesn't weigh anything.
 
2020-08-04 11:50:52 AM  
CordycepsInYourBrain

All those computers with touchscreens and nobody thought to install a couple of games to help them kill some time? Software doesn't weigh anything.

Unless Boeing installed it.
 
2020-08-04 11:52:08 AM  
lil surprised to see one spaceman wearing eyeglasses. those damn things are dangerous enough driving down a highway - you sneeze, they fly off, you're screwed.
 
2020-08-04 11:52:57 AM  
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
 
2020-08-04 11:54:21 AM  
I'm looking for I.P. Freely?  Hey everyone, I.P. Freely???
 
2020-08-04 12:01:25 PM  

Lord_Moldypants: I'm looking for I.P. Freely?  Hey everyone, I.P. Freely???


Let's Light This Candle
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2020-08-04 12:01:40 PM  

Larva Lump: CordycepsInYourBrain

All those computers with touchscreens and nobody thought to install a couple of games to help them kill some time? Software doesn't weigh anything.

Unless Boeing installed it.


Brutal but fair.
 
2020-08-04 12:06:28 PM  
Do you have two hosers in a can?
 
2020-08-04 12:07:21 PM  
We used to call KFC as kids and ask, "How big are your breasts?"
 
2020-08-04 12:15:48 PM  
Hehe, *chortle*, lol, and such as, buuuuut aren't NASA astronauts supposed to be far more professional than that?

/i don't mind if the rules of the game changed to include teh lulz. am simply stating what, fwicr, the rules are.
 
2020-08-04 12:18:49 PM  
Car Talk - My Government Vehicle Shakes at 17,500 MPH
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2020-08-04 12:26:51 PM  
Funny prank calls include calling up a hotel, giving them a random room number, and telling them you've run out of toilet paper and can they bring some up; calling a Subway sandwich shop and asking for help because you're stuck on the actual subway after a derailment; or calling up random humans and whispering dark and eldritch things that reveal disturbing truths about the fundamental nature of reality that causes them to go insane.
 
2020-08-04 12:33:55 PM  

khitsicker: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/moAqzM4p​tm8?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


You know, I used to love those guys. Then eventually they stopped talking about cars and they really bugged me. Now, I miss them. 

Funny how life works like that.

At least we still have Ira Glass and his breathless middle-class dilemmas.
 
2020-08-04 12:46:31 PM  
"Hello, Vlad? We'd like to order 10 Soyuz rides."

*giggle* *snerk*
 
2020-08-04 12:50:35 PM  

gunther_bumpass: khitsicker: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/moAqzM4p​tm8?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

You know, I used to love those guys. Then eventually they stopped talking about cars and they really bugged me. Now, I miss them. 

Funny how life works like that.

At least we still have Ira Glass and his breathless middle-class dilemmas.


And he's still composing those minimalist scores. TY Ira Glass.
 
2020-08-04 12:53:05 PM  
How many different places named Moe's Tavern do not appreciate such shenanigans?
 
2020-08-04 1:01:31 PM  
"Hi.  Can I speak to Max?  Is Max there?"

"Max who?"

"Max Q!"

/astronerdical joke
 
2020-08-04 1:07:07 PM  

kdawg7736: Is Mr. Wall there? No? Is Mrs. Wall there? No. There are no walls there? Then how does your roof stay up?


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2020-08-04 1:17:32 PM  
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HAS ANYONE SEEN MISHA OKHOTA?
 
2020-08-04 2:16:12 PM  
When I was a kid, I'd call people up and using my old man voice say "Hello? Yes, your dog is in my pool." They'd say "but I dont have a dog." I'd say "Thats okay, I don't have a pool." Then laugh hysterically and hang up. I'm not sure why I found it funny, but I did.
Then technology came along and ruined prank calls with caller ID.
 
2020-08-04 4:32:43 PM  
Elon Musk is not Tony Stark.  He's Lex Luthor.  And the sooner we realize that the better.
 
2020-08-04 8:01:01 PM  
Water towers can fly!!

https://youtu.be/VwC6LG_z8zE
 
2020-08-04 8:13:50 PM  

way south: Water towers can fly!!

https://youtu.be/VwC6LG_z8zE


took out half the launchpad on the way up but stuck the landing. These raptor engines are no joke.
 
2020-08-04 9:44:22 PM  

khitsicker: way south: Water towers can fly!!

https://youtu.be/VwC6LG_z8zE

took out half the launchpad on the way up but stuck the landing. These raptor engines are no joke.


That was probably some of the catwalk plating that was only tack-welded in place, or a FOD test to draw out the Shuttle-haters.
 
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