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(Right Wing Watch)   Alex Jones orders his legion of followers to "get ready to die" and fight against the new world order   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2278 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Aug 2020 at 7:18 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-03 10:20:33 PM  
I fervently hope Biden accommodates all these dead-enders' fantasies so we can restore this country to the First World.
 
2020-08-03 10:22:04 PM  
Let them die. It's not like society would miss them.
 
2020-08-03 10:35:40 PM  
Please do. Start by resisting "the NWO's" coronavirus vaccine. It gives you a big nose and horns.

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2020-08-03 10:38:52 PM  
How to spot a member of the nWo:

If they aint wearing a shirt that proudly displays their colors, you can tell them by the hand gestures.

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Once you are nWo, you are nWo...

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4 life
 
2020-08-03 10:51:45 PM  
Dear Alex,


You are not a cultural watchdog.  You are an idiot.  You are blind to an actual motherf*cking pandemic, and anyone who takes you seriously as a barometer of the times should be sent directly to an institution.

Kindly fark off and die.

Love, Chariset
 
2020-08-03 11:48:25 PM  
I will love it if we finally round up the white supremacist nutjobs. It sounds like a great way to make it clear a line has been crossed. I am a libby lib but you can flay those Nazis alive and I will laugh.
 
2020-08-04 12:35:49 AM  
It's kool-aid time already?

Oh, good. I thought they'd wait until after the election
 
2020-08-04 2:50:07 AM  
Of course they'll die.  Look what happened to WCW.
 
2020-08-04 3:01:26 AM  
Its really code for "go shoot up more schools and hospitals".

Can good guys with guns take this guy out, or am I not allowed to say that?
 
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2020-08-04 3:12:17 AM  

Chariset: Dear Alex,


You are not a cultural watchdog.  You are an idiot.  You are blind to an actual motherf*cking pandemic, and anyone who takes you seriously as a barometer of the times should be sent directly to an institution.

Kindly fark off and die.

Love, Chariset

Dear Alex,

You are not a cultural watchdog.  You are an idiot.  You are blind to an actual motherf*cking pandemic, and anyone who takes you seriously as a barometer of the times should be sent directly to an institution.
Kindly fark off and die.
Love, Chariset


Fixed it.

Seriously though, he's virtually saying break out the kool aid with a straight face.
 
2020-08-04 3:20:10 AM  
Psst, the new world order is hiding at the bottom of that hole. Get 'em!

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2020-08-04 3:32:59 AM  
The nWo was responsible for 9/11

The proof is in the photos

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Sure, hes wearing red and yellow, but that's just a false flag to implicate the Ultimate Warrior
 
2020-08-04 4:55:22 AM  
What's the bet that the brave no-necked cheerleader doesn't expect to be one of the plebs who dies for the cause and is yet another conservative chickenhawk?
 
2020-08-04 5:12:44 AM  
Narrator: "And that was the day Alex Jones earned the Predisential Medal of Peedom".
 
2020-08-04 5:33:52 AM  
Alex, are these the same "Leftists" who were going to take over right after Obama got into office? Because I was assured that Rush Limbaugh and Ted Nugent were going to be killed and I was going to be put into a FEMA trailer and "re-educated" by drug toting hippy chicks. And I still don't have my FEMA trailer, and whatever hippy chicks I've had since then, well, I'VE had to ask out.

You deliver on the trailer and the hippy chicks first, then we can talk about your "Maoists"...
 
2020-08-04 5:35:50 AM  

hubiestubert: Alex, are these the same "Leftists" who were going to take over right after Obama got into office? Because I was assured that Rush Limbaugh and Ted Nugent were going to be killed and I was going to be put into a FEMA trailer and "re-educated" by drug toting hippy chicks. And I still don't have my FEMA trailer, and whatever hippy chicks I've had since then, well, I'VE had to ask out.

You deliver on the trailer and the hippy chicks first, then we can talk about your "Maoists"...


I'm still waiting for my motherfarking taco truck.
 
2020-08-04 6:28:36 AM  
Taking Alex Jones off the air and getting him the mental health care he so desperately needs isn't the answer.

What we need to do is get the story out there that Alex Jones is and always has been on the payroll of the CIA and anyone who's listened to his show, visited his website or purchased any of his collodial silver 5G-repelling alien suppositories has had their DNA already harvested for replacement by a Hillary-approved pod person if they vote in November.
 
2020-08-04 6:35:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: What we need to do is get the story out there that Alex Jones is and always has been on the payroll of the CIA


There are folks who actually believe that to be true already. Not just the CIA but also the Jews.
 
2020-08-04 6:59:57 AM  
You first pal
 
2020-08-04 7:20:46 AM  
He just needs to go back to yelling at dog turds in the street.  That look really suited him well.
 
2020-08-04 7:22:15 AM  

Slaxl: Its really code for "go shoot up more schools and hospitals".

Can good guys with guns take this guy out, or am I not allowed to say that?


No you can't say that.  And you certainly couldn't say that someone should cut his break lines.
 
2020-08-04 7:22:44 AM  
What does Jones' "legion" of followers look like now that he's been taken off just about every recognizable platform?

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2020-08-04 7:23:59 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Taking Alex Jones off the air and getting him the mental health care he so desperately needs isn't the answer.

What we need to do is get the story out there that Alex Jones is and always has been on the payroll of the CIA and anyone who's listened to his show, visited his website or purchased any of his collodial silver 5G-repelling alien suppositories has had their DNA already harvested for replacement by a Hillary-approved pod person if they vote in November.


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2020-08-04 7:24:09 AM  
They should all get a good head start and suck-start whatever impliments they intend to fight this "NWO" with.
 
2020-08-04 7:29:12 AM  
"If they take down your country, if they destroy your bank account

Because the first thing I think of when it comes to Alex Jones listeners is "high net worth".
 
2020-08-04 7:29:35 AM  
Go back to jackin it to shemale porn, you cuck.
 
2020-08-04 7:32:47 AM  
This is what I don't understand. We are at the top of the food chain in what is already a global economy. Up to now, we had the leverage to be first among equals in any inevitable global government.  Thanks to neoliberals economic voodoo, After this pandemic and our upcoming crash, we may not be able to secure a decent place serving drinks to the countries at the bargaining table.  Republicans seem to want to hide from the future instead of seizing controlling interest in any new world bodies.  What is their problem?
 
2020-08-04 7:33:03 AM  
So I guess Alex hosted a special NO-COMMERCIAL (all ad-plug) edition of his show on Saturday, claiming that Anti-fa were going to blow up police stations across the country THAT NIGHT! Imminent danger people! He has the documents! It's all public!

https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/464​-​july-31-august-1-2020
(Knowledge Fight drinks from the firehose of Alex Jones crazy so you don't have to. And then they research what Alex is lying about.)

And.... nothing came to pass. Obviously because he spoke up and anti-fa realized he and his network of patriots were on to them, so they stood down. Us regular citizens will never understand his power. He bleeds red white and blue, also dollar green and we'll need your credit card number.
 
2020-08-04 7:33:23 AM  
By all means, please die.
 
2020-08-04 7:33:55 AM  
New World Order is same as the Old World Order...let the fat fark die.
 
2020-08-04 7:33:57 AM  
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Stolen from another thread.
 
2020-08-04 7:36:52 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: hubiestubert: Alex, are these the same "Leftists" who were going to take over right after Obama got into office? Because I was assured that Rush Limbaugh and Ted Nugent were going to be killed and I was going to be put into a FEMA trailer and "re-educated" by drug toting hippy chicks. And I still don't have my FEMA trailer, and whatever hippy chicks I've had since then, well, I'VE had to ask out.

You deliver on the trailer and the hippy chicks first, then we can talk about your "Maoists"...

I'm still waiting for my motherfarking taco truck.


You and me both, brother.

Mmm, tacos.
 
2020-08-04 7:37:00 AM  
Just saw this on Obvious Plant.  It's the perfect Alex Jones gift.
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2020-08-04 7:38:45 AM  
Oh shiat, not the Maoists!
 
2020-08-04 7:40:11 AM  
Ms. Martha feat. Mavis Staples - Curtis Mayfield, "New World Order"
Youtube 2ZV_rFQOtOA

Speaking of a new world order I fear this is probably Mayfield's last album
 
2020-08-04 7:40:30 AM  
Your terms are acceptable.
 
2020-08-04 7:43:19 AM  
his listeners should try to overcome their fear of death and be ready to "kill as many of them as quickly as possible"-in a "defensive" way, he added.

I'm no lawyer, but this is actionable, right?
 
2020-08-04 7:44:44 AM  

FlashHarry: his listeners should try to overcome their fear of death and be ready to "kill as many of them as quickly as possible"-in a "defensive" way, he added.

I'm no lawyer, but this is actionable, right?


Technically it probably is, but why waste time with a crazy who screams gibberish at his toaster oven regularly?
 
2020-08-04 7:45:16 AM  
Can we skip to the part where the cult kills themselves?
 
2020-08-04 7:45:57 AM  
The new world order is going to be the pandemic.

All the time.

Get ready to die.

/And thanks to Alex Jones' listeners, we have to get ready to die, too.
//The South should not have been allowed back in the Union as states.
///Nixon and his inner circle should have been imprisoned for life.  Exiled.  Executed.
 
2020-08-04 7:47:02 AM  

berylman: [YouTube video: Ms. Martha feat. Mavis Staples - Curtis Mayfield, "New World Order"]
Speaking of a new world order I fear this is probably Mayfield's last album


RIP Curtis. 20 years, now
 
2020-08-04 7:48:12 AM  
Is he Jim Jones' spawn?

/its a death cult
 
2020-08-04 7:48:32 AM  
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2020-08-04 7:49:24 AM  
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2020-08-04 7:52:11 AM  
Dude, you've literally sided with those most prone to becoming authoritative, dystopian overlords who network globally and would emulate Russia or China in a heartbeat if they could. You ARE the new world order, farkface.
 
2020-08-04 7:53:37 AM  

Armchair_Invective: why waste time with a crazy who screams gibberish at his toaster oven regularly?


Umm...because he has millions of devoted listeners, most of whom are mentally ill and heavily armed?
 
2020-08-04 7:57:16 AM  
I wish he would just ask his followers to "go ahead and die" instead
 
2020-08-04 7:58:08 AM  

goodncold: Slaxl: Its really code for "go shoot up more schools and hospitals".

Can good guys with guns take this guy out, or am I not allowed to say that?

No you can't say that.  And you certainly couldn't say that someone should cut his break lines.


Cutting his brake lines could cause injury or death to innocents
 
2020-08-04 7:59:19 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x346]


Trick question
That's not Texas Chili
I see beans

/A real bowl of Texas Red would win every time
 
2020-08-04 7:59:46 AM  
Is there like a car-sharing thing but for gun?  I don't want to buy a gun, or even own one, but having one around the time the election results come in would make me feel a little better.  Because it might get CRAZY.
 
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