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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)   Yikes If the beginner class requires a swim across Tampa Bay, does the advanced class involve a swim across the Atlantic Ocean?   (fox13news.com) divider line
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2020-08-03 5:46:12 PM  
Across the River Charles.
 
2020-08-03 6:18:37 PM  
Nice catch, subby. Yeah, the editor should have gone with "across the Tampa Bay area."
 
2020-08-03 6:37:20 PM  
the beginner class requires a swim across Tampa Bay


Does the one who comes out of the water with the most garbage stuck to them win a special prize?
 
2020-08-03 6:37:28 PM  
FTFA " The YMCAs of the Tampa Bay area are once again offering free 'Safety Around Water' lessons starting Monday for kids."  Good luck kids!
 
2020-08-03 6:38:14 PM  
Is it a beginners class on how to swim across Tampa Bay?....because that would make sense then.
 
2020-08-03 6:38:34 PM  
What progressive hell hole is this, clicks on link.
 
2020-08-03 6:40:59 PM  

Unobtanium: Nice catch, subby. Yeah, the editor should have gone with "across the Tampa Bay area."


I know rising sea levels are a concern, but I think that might be a bit premature.
 
2020-08-03 6:44:25 PM  
YMCA is asking participants to bring their own swimsuit

you don't just rent those?  like bowling shoes?

/and sniff the returned ones
 
2020-08-03 6:46:16 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: What progressive hell hole is this, clicks on link.


Wrong article, sigh.
 
2020-08-03 6:58:28 PM  
Sounds like a good way to get hit by a coke smuggler.
 
2020-08-03 7:00:18 PM  
No. But you do have to learn how to water ski.  
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2020-08-03 7:05:09 PM  
Afternoon swim schedule is as follows:

Advanced Dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and IQ testing.

All Senior Silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing.

Junior Salmon, Trout and Herring, report to the nearest delicatessen.

Six-year-old Tadpoles, report to the swamp.

And all Lobsters, get outta here! You're a menace!
 
2020-08-03 7:15:00 PM  

macadamnut: Afternoon swim schedule is as follows:

Advanced Dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and IQ testing.

All Senior Silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing.

Junior Salmon, Trout and Herring, report to the nearest delicatessen.

Six-year-old Tadpoles, report to the swamp.

And all Lobsters, get outta here! You're a menace!


Back in the day, only women were allowed to wear swimsuits at the YMCA.
 
2020-08-03 7:35:09 PM  
If the headline asks a question, then the answer is "No."

/just sayin'
 
2020-08-03 8:25:18 PM  
If one of them finds Don Lewis' body (assuming he wasn't fed to tigers after all), do they get a special prize? :P


/Here, kitty kitty...
 
2020-08-03 9:14:39 PM  
In the ultra-leet class, a student must participate in a race swimming to Cuba, grab a flag (in spite of the number of racers swimming, there are only three flags), and the first to return to the start point with a flag wins!
 
2020-08-03 11:48:42 PM  
Future Navy SEAL is like, sign me up! Is there a demo class too?
 
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