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(CNN)   Megan Fox's soul "ascended to a high enough level that it split into a twin flame", she told her new boyfriend the first time they met. Somewhere, the hot-crazy graph weeps   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-08-03 2:31:19 PM  
She's hot and all, but I can just tell, her personality's not worth it. Her grapes look sour as hell yo. Machine Gun Kelly, oh brother.
 
2020-08-03 2:38:43 PM  
On one hand, yeah that's some pretentious new age horse shiat.

But on the other hand, she was forced to work with Michael Bay.


So she gets some sympathy from me.
 
2020-08-03 2:49:34 PM  
The wife and I have the "free pass" celebs.   She was all like "George Clooney, he's smart, puts his money into worth while causes, et al".  I said Megan Fox.  She said "she doesn't seem smart", me "I dont really want to talk to her....."
 
2020-08-03 2:50:16 PM  

Lambskincoat: She's hot and all, but I can just tell, her personality's not worth it. Her grapes look sour as hell yo. Machine Gun Kelly, oh brother.


Her looks, money and career have netted her Brian Austin Green and Machine Gun Kelly, so there's something off with her.
 
2020-08-03 2:55:26 PM  

gopher321: On one hand, yeah that's some pretentious new age horse shiat.


No goddamn shiat.  Holy hell, this is a new take on the usual, "Well there's this kind of soulmate and that kind of soulmate... and then there's this other kind of soulmate and that's the best kind.  And that's the kind we are."

I wonder if she said similar shiat to Brian Austin Green.
 
2020-08-03 2:59:55 PM  
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2020-08-03 2:59:58 PM  
Sounds like sex on psychedelics.
Best to time it for right after the donut shop first opens.
 
2020-08-03 3:01:10 PM  
She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.
 
2020-08-03 3:09:10 PM  
She's attractive, I guess, but in that semi-skanky "second-tier pornstar" way. Which definitely has an appeal.

But I see better-looking women every day on the street. And in Hollywood? She's nothing special. And she's a terrible actress.

More power to her, though.
 
2020-08-03 3:12:35 PM  
"Thumbs up"
 
2020-08-03 3:12:59 PM  

tobcc: The wife and I have the "free pass" celebs.   She was all like "George Clooney, he's smart, puts his money into worth while causes, et al".  I said Megan Fox.  She said "she doesn't seem smart", me "I dont really want to talk to her....."


Same here. Mrs. psilocyberguy got both choices, Ryan Reynolds & Sam Elliott. I am allowed to briefly think about Cote de Pablo & Dr. Becky, the astrophysicist if I ask first.

/my balls in her purse
//they are safe there
///have to take vitamin E, they don't get much sunshine
 
2020-08-03 3:14:45 PM  
Is this the chick with the toe thumb?
 
2020-08-03 3:16:42 PM  
She's attractive but she's no Tracey Gold.
 
2020-08-03 3:17:36 PM  
is it just me, am I the only one that doesn't think she is that pretty?  I mean her body is a total smokeshow but there is something off with her face.
 
2020-08-03 3:19:59 PM  

scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.


I don't care how hot she is, that's ass backwards.
 
2020-08-03 3:23:16 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: is it just me, am I the only one that doesn't think she is that pretty?  I mean her body is a total smokeshow but there is something off with her face.


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Megan Fox and Jenna Jameson

As someone said up thread, it's the used up porn star look.
 
2020-08-03 3:41:27 PM  
She seems unpleasant to be around and only hot in that PornHub verified member kind of way. They probably make a good couple.
 
2020-08-03 3:44:10 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: is it just me, am I the only one that doesn't think she is that pretty?  I mean her body is a total smokeshow but there is something off with her face.

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Megan Fox and Jenna Jameson

As someone said up thread, it's the used up porn star look.


She was hot before she spent all her Transformers money on plastic surgery and botox.
 
2020-08-03 3:47:26 PM  
Last week, I was thinking that we hadn't heard from her in, like, a decade.

But no, that TMNT sequel was in 2016.

It's just that 2016 feels like a decade ago.
 
2020-08-03 3:49:40 PM  
who cares?

Its not like you are the one who has to tongue-punch his/her fart-box.
 
2020-08-03 3:56:10 PM  

lurkey: Sounds like sex on psychedelics.
Best to time it for right after the donut shop first opens.


Is that literal, or a very intriguing euphemism?
 
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2020-08-03 4:01:25 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: is it just me, am I the only one that doesn't think she is that pretty?  I mean her body is a total smokeshow but there is something off with her face.


Bowling alley hot.
 
2020-08-03 4:04:57 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

I don't care how hot she is, that's ass backwards.


It also makes Brian look like the world's biggest biatch.

Good god man, find your balls and go home.
 
2020-08-03 4:09:36 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

I don't care how hot she is, that's ass backwards.


Exactly. Open the relationship ALL the way or leave. Otherwise you just look pathetic and you're gonna get dumped anyways.

/in a poly relationship
 
2020-08-03 4:19:22 PM  

scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.


Um, yeah, we're gonna need a solid citation for that.
 
2020-08-03 4:20:08 PM  
Why would any woman with all her fingers and toes want to sleep with a piece of garbage like Machine Gun Kelly?
 
2020-08-03 4:32:51 PM  
Call me studman69 if you will but I could definitely not get past her toe thumbs.
 
2020-08-03 4:38:17 PM  

Pincy: Call me studman69 if you will but I could definitely not get past her toe thumbs.


shiatty bolt-ons as well. I get enough of that here in the OC, it's the female equivalent of steroid muscles.
 
2020-08-03 4:51:25 PM  

lindalouwho: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

Um, yeah, we're gonna need a solid citation for that.


https://www.elle.com.au/celebrity/cel​e​brities-open-relationships-20980
 
2020-08-03 4:52:26 PM  

Shakes999: Wine Sipping Elitist: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

I don't care how hot she is, that's ass backwards.

Exactly. Open the relationship ALL the way or leave. Otherwise you just look pathetic and you're gonna get dumped anyways.

/in a poly relationship


I dunno how you have any respect for yourself, much less your significant other having respect for you, with an agreement like that.
 
2020-08-03 5:07:02 PM  

Great_Milenko: Why would any woman with all her fingers and toes want to sleep with a piece of garbage like Machine Gun Kelly?


Because it sounds like it would be over with quickly?
 
2020-08-03 5:10:46 PM  

scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.


that's the 'a REAL man would...' passive manipulation writ large.  f that.
 
2020-08-03 5:27:38 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

that's the 'a REAL man would...' passive manipulation writ large.  f that.


Didn't say anything about being a "real man", it's about respect, male or female.
 
2020-08-03 5:34:34 PM  

scotchcrotch: lindalouwho: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

Um, yeah, we're gonna need a solid citation for that.

https://www.elle.com.au/celebrity/cele​brities-open-relationships-20980


"allegedly" and "a source" != solid citation
 
2020-08-03 5:36:43 PM  

lindalouwho: scotchcrotch: lindalouwho: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

Um, yeah, we're gonna need a solid citation for that.

https://www.elle.com.au/celebrity/cele​brities-open-relationships-20980

"allegedly" and "a source" != solid citation


Lol my bad it didn't come from their mouths directly.  Are you writing a paper for college?

But you were really just looking for a way to biatch, aren't you?
 
2020-08-03 5:40:42 PM  

Shakes999: Wine Sipping Elitist: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

I don't care how hot she is, that's ass backwards.

Exactly. Open the relationship ALL the way or leave. Otherwise you just look pathetic and you're gonna get dumped anyways.

/in a poly relationship


Look pathetic to whom?
Anyway, you're a swinger what do you care what people think.
?
 
2020-08-03 5:41:32 PM  

truthandjustice: Shakes999: Wine Sipping Elitist: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

I don't care how hot she is, that's ass backwards.

Exactly. Open the relationship ALL the way or leave. Otherwise you just look pathetic and you're gonna get dumped anyways.

/in a poly relationship

Look pathetic to whom?
Anyway, you're a swinger what do you care what people think.
?


Respect to your significant other.

It's all about respect
 
2020-08-03 5:48:04 PM  
I apologize for the length of the comment, but I find it annoyingly insistent that these tabloids are trying to promote these characters. Especially this starlet who wants to be raised to the rank of star, who professionally is an actress with a mediocre talent, but amplified by the physical appearance and notoriety of the relationship with BAG. Because you can't call a star an actress whose major success is in a film very close to SF, and the proof is given by the critics' appreciations and by the specialized sites for the other films. It doesn't compare to Emma Thompson, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence. Relationally, however, the woman is a disaster: a girl with personality disorders who declares her bisexuality and then denigrates women, an actress who compares the one who brought her fame with a Nazi murderer. And a wife and a mother who has "chemistry" with all the stage partners, but less with her own husband and children. And the separation from her husband, the attitude towards children (I haven't seen any pictures of her with the children during the pandemic, but only with the tattoo) lately as well as the choice made (let's be serious, you can't compare the mop the one with BAG) prove in my opinion her quality as a woman.
 
2020-08-03 6:13:35 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: is it just me, am I the only one that doesn't think she is that pretty?  I mean her body is a total smokeshow but there is something off with her face.


She never really did it for me either.

She's got that severe, soviet looking face that says "I once watched my parents argue over which one of us kids they were going to eat."

You can take any regular person and hand them over to a Hollywood style team: new haircut, new clothes, flattering makeup, and they'll go from a 5 to an 8 in a couple of hours.
 
2020-08-03 6:23:44 PM  
I recently read a bit about the start of her career and how she was treated. Her "attitude" and "being difficult" are a lot more understandable in context, as is her "damage"
 
2020-08-03 7:22:52 PM  

scotchcrotch: lindalouwho: scotchcrotch: lindalouwho: scotchcrotch: She had a deal with Brian that she could fark other guys but he couldn't fark other girls.

She's not that hot.

Um, yeah, we're gonna need a solid citation for that.

https://www.elle.com.au/celebrity/cele​brities-open-relationships-20980

"allegedly" and "a source" != solid citation

Lol my bad it didn't come from their mouths directly.  Are you writing a paper for college?

But you were really just looking for a way to biatch, aren't you?


Nope. Just wanted to know if they themselves said it, or if it was gossip.
 
2020-08-03 7:41:23 PM  
She's got that severe, soviet looking face that says "I once watched my parents argue over which one of us kids they were going to eat."

She's a smoker probably.
 
2020-08-03 9:10:36 PM  
And going by the pics, she's also the kind of idiot who has platitudes tattooed all over herself in places she can't read. biatch, put that shiat on your fridge like everyone else ever.
 
2020-08-03 10:19:48 PM  
Casual spirituality & narcissism, two great tastes that taste great together.
 
2020-08-04 12:06:04 AM  

PlaidJaguar: I recently read a bit about the start of her career and how she was treated. Her "attitude" and "being difficult" are a lot more understandable in context, as is her "damage"


And fark Michael Bay
 
2020-08-04 1:43:21 AM  
Geez d00d do a pushup. Her arms are bigger and more defined than yours.
 
2020-08-04 5:07:32 AM  
This thread lacks pictures, shame on you Fark!

I know, I know, not my personal....
 
2020-08-04 7:15:59 AM  
Many great relationships have been started on the tails of cheating and ending a marriage. Plus, the children will be able to use their parents divorce as an opportunity for personal growth.
 
2020-08-04 10:27:56 AM  

nice_man: I apologize for the length of the comment, but I find it annoyingly insistent that these tabloids are trying to promote these characters. Especially this starlet who wants to be raised to the rank of star, who professionally is an actress with a mediocre talent, but amplified by the physical appearance and notoriety of the relationship with BAG. Because you can't call a star an actress whose major success is in a film very close to SF, and the proof is given by the critics' appreciations and by the specialized sites for the other films. It doesn't compare to Emma Thompson, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence. Relationally, however, the woman is a disaster: a girl with personality disorders who declares her bisexuality and then denigrates women, an actress who compares the one who brought her fame with a Nazi murderer. And a wife and a mother who has "chemistry" with all the stage partners, but less with her own husband and children. And the separation from her husband, the attitude towards children (I haven't seen any pictures of her with the children during the pandemic, but only with the tattoo) lately as well as the choice made (let's be serious, you can't compare the mop the one with BAG) prove in my opinion her quality as a woman.


I am sorry, man, but I just couldn't get up the interest to read all that in a thread about two nobodies dating.

I highly support  your right to saying, though.
 
2020-08-04 1:33:30 PM  

perigee: nice_man: I apologize for the length of the comment, but I find it annoyingly insistent that these tabloids are trying to promote these characters. Especially this starlet who wants to be raised to the rank of star, who professionally is an actress with a mediocre talent, but amplified by the physical appearance and notoriety of the relationship with BAG. Because you can't call a star an actress whose major success is in a film very close to SF, and the proof is given by the critics' appreciations and by the specialized sites for the other films. It doesn't compare to Emma Thompson, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence. Relationally, however, the woman is a disaster: a girl with personality disorders who declares her bisexuality and then denigrates women, an actress who compares the one who brought her fame with a Nazi murderer. And a wife and a mother who has "chemistry" with all the stage partners, but less with her own husband and children. And the separation from her husband, the attitude towards children (I haven't seen any pictures of her with the children during the pandemic, but only with the tattoo) lately as well as the choice made (let's be serious, you can't compare the mop the one with BAG) prove in my opinion her quality as a woman.

I am sorry, man, but I just couldn't get up the interest to read all that in a thread about two nobodies dating.

I highly support  your right to saying, though.


I was actually a good read - I recommend you take the 30 seconds.
 
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