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(The Smoking Gun)   Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Donald Trump, Cary De Van, Blood alcohol content, Hangover, Ethanol, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump, golf cart  
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1577 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2020 at 2:39 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-03 12:35:47 PM  
I blame for the heroin I shot into my penis yesterday, so I can relate.
 
2020-08-03 12:43:28 PM  
Where did Trump drive him?
 
2020-08-03 12:49:13 PM  
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around.
 
2020-08-03 12:59:36 PM  
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Expression aside, he looks good for 82
 
2020-08-03 2:41:43 PM  
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2020-08-03 2:42:34 PM  
are there many 82 year olds still working?

/aside from the Asian whack shack I frequent
//the parkinson's makes it even better
 
2020-08-03 2:42:46 PM  
Seems like a normal and perfectly cromulent excuse. Lord knows I could use a little Anti-Trump Proof Vodak, say 120% Trump Proof.
 
2020-08-03 2:42:59 PM  
Nolle prosequi, your honor.
 
2020-08-03 2:43:56 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 250x313]

Expression aside, he looks good for 82


you know he is pulling all the tail in the Villages.
 
2020-08-03 2:44:34 PM  
You ain't the only one buddy.
 
2020-08-03 2:44:45 PM  
the reality fits, you must acquit.
 
2020-08-03 2:44:46 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image image 250x313]

Expression aside, he looks good for 82


Right? I'm 47 and he looks better than me. 😔
 
2020-08-03 2:45:21 PM  
Mister, I know exactly where you're coming from.
 
2020-08-03 2:45:27 PM  
Trump drives me to drink, but not to drive. I'm depressed, not stupid.
 
2020-08-03 2:49:15 PM  
Did OP have some vodak before posting?
 
2020-08-03 2:50:59 PM  
I'm not one to necessarily go easy on people who drink and drive but it was a golf cart in the Villages FFS. It's not like he's going to plow into an SUV and kill a family of four. I would have just taken him back to his place and given him a stern warning.
 
2020-08-03 2:54:12 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 250x313]
Expression aside, he looks good for 82


I get the impression he's writing a blues-jazz guitar solo in his mind thinking about sorrow and repercussions.
 
2020-08-03 2:56:09 PM  
Sounds legit. Let him off with a warning. And ban Trump from TV and the Internet just to be safe.
 
2020-08-03 2:58:43 PM  
Melvin Van Peebles is still alive?
 
2020-08-03 3:06:04 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 250x313]

Expression aside, he looks good for 82


Yeah, a really depressed 82. That's the face of full blown--possibly drunk--depression.
 
2020-08-03 3:11:49 PM  
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2020-08-03 3:12:57 PM  
Can't argue that. Still not a excuse.
 
2020-08-03 3:19:57 PM  
Thanks, Trump!
 
2020-08-03 3:24:59 PM  
No jury in the world...
 
2020-08-03 3:30:53 PM  

berylman: Godscrack: [Fark user image 250x313]
Expression aside, he looks good for 82

I get the impression he's writing a blues-jazz guitar solo in his mind thinking about sorrow and repercussions.


. . . and it'll still be a better love story than Twilight.
 
2020-08-03 3:33:01 PM  

berylman: Godscrack: [Fark user image 250x313]
Expression aside, he looks good for 82

I get the impression he's writing a blues-jazz guitar solo in his mind thinking about sorrow and repercussions.


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2020-08-03 4:02:24 PM  
Trump Debauchment Syndrome?
 
2020-08-03 4:07:10 PM  
I am/was an end stage alcoholic.  It built up throughout my life, but it unleashed its fury after Trump got elected.  I haven't even entered my 40's and I was a mess.  The election really was the biggest trigger I've ever had.  Clean and sober for 10 months!
 
2020-08-03 4:07:48 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2020-08-03 4:41:36 PM  
Not condoning it but seems like a legitimate excuse.
 
2020-08-03 5:10:26 PM  
Wait. It's possible to drink too much vodka?
 
2020-08-03 5:22:58 PM  
Seems legit, honestly.
 
2020-08-03 6:16:20 PM  
Is everyone on Fark old school these days? Usually there's at least one person who comes in and says "what's vodak?"
 
2020-08-03 6:17:52 PM  

Cythraul: Is everyone on Fark old school these days? Usually there's at least one person who comes in and says "what's vodak?"


All the young'uns got drafted into the Core.
 
2020-08-03 6:58:34 PM  
Hell I'm dismissing the case w/ prejudice, stat.  That's a frivolous charge!
 
2020-08-03 7:17:50 PM  

iamskibibitz: I'm not one to necessarily go easy on people who drink and drive but it was a golf cart in the Villages FFS. It's not like he's going to plow into an SUV and kill a family of four. I would have just taken him back to his place and given him a stern warning.


Yeah, but he's black. In The Villages too, which makes him a freakin unicorn. That place is whitebread as hell. And you already know about the Trump supporters.
 
2020-08-03 8:10:10 PM  

iamskibibitz: I'm not one to necessarily go easy on people who drink and drive but it was a golf cart in the Villages FFS. It's not like he's going to plow into an SUV and kill a family of four. I would have just taken him back to his place and given him a stern warning.


How about some sarcastic clapping? That surely would've put him in his place.
 
2020-08-03 10:07:35 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 250x313]

Expression aside, he looks good for 82


I don't blame him.
 
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