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(MetalSucks)   "New Wave of Persian Death Metal" (NWOPDM) band Arsames charged with 15 years in jail for being in a satanic metal band. No, they didn't cover "America (Fark Yeah)"   (metalsucks.net) divider line
    More: Asinine, Black metal, Iran, Heavy metal music, Iranian Revolution, Iranian band, second time, band members, last year  
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551 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Aug 2020 at 1:38 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-03 1:32:19 PM  
74 lashes is the name of my Persian Death Metal--um, nevermind.

These guys are f*cking metal.
 
2020-08-03 1:45:08 PM  
What Persian death metal may look like:

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2020-08-03 1:50:11 PM  
Seems lenient
 
2020-08-03 1:50:51 PM  
See they made a classic mistake in how they went about this.

Step 1 is leave any country that can put you in prison or fine you for violating religious laws.
Step 2 is everything else.
 
2020-08-03 1:56:21 PM  
"Iranian Death Metal Band" is just a poor photoshop of Nickelback
 
2020-08-03 2:08:21 PM  
Reminds me of some early 00s metal, not bad

ARSAMES _ Immortal Identity " Re Recorded Album "
Youtube 875-4b4vFNw
 
2020-08-03 2:27:32 PM  
Theocracysucks.
 
2020-08-03 2:40:52 PM  
"In 2016, Iran's Confess were arrested by the Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution and charged with blasphemy, advertising against the system, forming and running an illegal and underground band and recording label in a musical style considered to be Satanic, writing lyrics that are anti-religious, atheistic, political, and anarchistic, and granting interviews to forbidden foreign radio stations."

If it wasn't for the whole Muslim thing, Iran sounds like a christian paradise.
 
2020-08-03 3:27:19 PM  
Fark, where stories about gimmick "metal" bands go green, but nothing else.
 
2020-08-03 4:23:39 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Fark, where stories about gimmick "metal" bands go green, but nothing else.


ain't that the truth!

Sorry that your favorite NSBM band (totally not a gimmick!) didn't have an article written about their experiences where they were persecuted in their totally oppressive Nordic country and then greened on Fark. oh, the horror.
 
2020-08-03 5:57:00 PM  

jerryskid: "In 2016, Iran's Confess were arrested by the Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution and charged with blasphemy, advertising against the system, forming and running an illegal and underground band and recording label in a musical style considered to be Satanic, writing lyrics that are anti-religious, atheistic, political, and anarchistic, and granting interviews to forbidden foreign radio stations."


If/when they get out, that's some good marketing.
 
2020-08-03 6:05:39 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: Leader O'Cola: Fark, where stories about gimmick "metal" bands go green, but nothing else.

ain't that the truth!

Sorry that your favorite NSBM band (totally not a gimmick!) didn't have an article written about their experiences where they were persecuted in their totally oppressive Nordic country and then greened on Fark. oh, the horror.


I'm not particularly a fan of NSBM and if you actually followed anything I've posted you'd realize that.
here's my "best of 2019"
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2020-08-03 6:18:03 PM  

Leader O'Cola: here's my "best of 2019"


better have gottdamn Blood Incantation...


[has Blood Incantation]


ok, then.
 
2020-08-03 7:04:22 PM  

amindtat: Theocracysucks.


But it will work in america for sure
 
2020-08-03 7:59:17 PM  
Throw the in jail?  Now I'm curious about them.  Way to advertise for them!
 
2020-08-03 8:27:41 PM  
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"Hmmmm..."
 
2020-08-03 8:33:59 PM  
Its members are currently residing in Norway, where they've been granted asylum

cool

smart
 
2020-08-03 9:05:20 PM  
LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROLL!
 
2020-08-03 9:25:49 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Lumber Jack Off: Leader O'Cola: Fark, where stories about gimmick "metal" bands go green, but nothing else.

ain't that the truth!

Sorry that your favorite NSBM band (totally not a gimmick!) didn't have an article written about their experiences where they were persecuted in their totally oppressive Nordic country and then greened on Fark. oh, the horror.

I'm not particularly a fan of NSBM and if you actually followed anything I've posted you'd realize that.
here's my "best of 2019"
[i.imgflip.com image 240x240] [View Full Size image _x_]


Hey man, can you translate that for the old guy? I can't see the sailboat either.
 
2020-08-03 10:39:34 PM  
☞ The Plastic People of the Universe ☆ Dvacet/Zácpa
Youtube xfWgluDXz6I
 
2020-08-04 12:05:30 AM  

Darth_Saltine: [Fark user image 398x400]

"Hmmmm..."


That guy looks like Levar Burton.
 
2020-08-04 3:10:30 PM  

drewogatory: I can't see the sailboat either.


It's a schooner.


/made of dying tree branches, all in a messy pile
 
2020-08-04 3:22:30 PM  

mekkab: drewogatory: I can't see the sailboat either.

It's a schooner.


/made of dying tree branches, all in a messy pile


LOL, I'm a NWOBHM / Power Metal/ Metal con Queso (not symphonic PM though, that stuff is mostly ass) guy, so I can't read any of those logos. Plus album art is like 300x300 in my Foobar, so I don't pay any attention to it anymore at all. No worries, I probably have most of those records (sorry, files) anyway.
 
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