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(News 13 Orlando)   New Wisconsin Supreme Court justice sworn in during 100-mile ultramarathon. Meanwhile, subby has to judge if he's too drunk to walk to the kitchen for another beer   (mynews13.com) divider line
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2020-08-03 1:22:04 PM  
Jill and I used to sit next to each other at UW hockey games, when we were vry smoler.  This whole deal is so cool <3 and I'm lovin it.
 
2020-08-03 3:28:20 PM  
This lady salutes Your Ladyship.
 
2020-08-03 3:28:44 PM  
Safety first, subby, safety first.

If you can still think in complete sentences, you're fine.
 
2020-08-03 3:38:54 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Safety first, subby, safety first.

If you can still think in complete sentences, you're fine.


If you're from WI, that's not even a requirement while sober.

/From WI
//Not drunk
///Yet...
 
2020-08-03 3:40:06 PM  
It's ok, subby. Very few of us are destined for the supreme court. We're more likely to end up on the wrong side of the bench. Just stay out of court in general-  dont get any DUIs and you'll be further ahead of the game than most. Maybe invest in a helmet and enjoy a beer for me.
 
2020-08-03 4:10:29 PM  

gameshowhost: Jill and I used to sit next to each other at UW hockey games, when we were vry smoler.  This whole deal is so cool <3 and I'm lovin it.


Huh, that's pretty cool!
 
2020-08-03 4:22:42 PM  
This is Wisconsin subby: Jill was probably drinking during the whole ultramarathon.

/jk
 
2020-08-03 4:26:29 PM  

johnny_vegas: gameshowhost: Jill and I used to sit next to each other at UW hockey games, when we were vry smoler.  This whole deal is so cool <3 and I'm lovin it.

Huh, that's pretty cool!


Ya her parents met my parents in 1959 or 1960. We had Fri nite hockey tickets next to one another for many years.

tangent: Her little brother ended up playing for BC or BU. He got recruited for here but the family is originally from Boston so he wanted to head there.
 
2020-08-03 4:42:44 PM  

inglixthemad: This is Wisconsin subby: Jill was probably drinking during the whole ultramarathon.

/jk


Jill is such a straight arrow that she waits until the finish line. lol
 
2020-08-03 4:56:14 PM  

gameshowhost: inglixthemad: This is Wisconsin subby: Jill was probably drinking during the whole ultramarathon.

/jk

Jill is such a straight arrow that she waits until the finish line. lol


Really? Then she is: NOT A WISCONSINITE! A real Wisconsin citizen could run an ultramarathon drinking beer instead of water to hydrate. A Wisconsinite would only be getting tipsy somewhere around the halfway point, assuming 2 beers per mile. Of course Jill "Kegerator" Karofsky probably would need more to get tipsy...

/lol jk
//for all I know she's a teetotaler
 
2020-08-03 4:58:24 PM  
this is a cool story, but remember that Dubya ran a sub-four-hour Houston Marathon once.   She's fit, but is she fit for the bench?
 
2020-08-03 5:10:17 PM  
Nice to see a Wi comment section degrade into how much beer we drink.

/Why yes I'm drinking a beer right now
 
2020-08-03 5:15:46 PM  

Stud Gerbil: this is a cool story, but remember that Dubya ran a sub-four-hour Houston Marathon once.   She's fit, but is she fit for the bench?


She was fit for the bench at least a decade ago, so yes.
 
2020-08-03 7:13:23 PM  
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Justice Karofsky, her children. former Governor James Doyle and fellow Justice Rebecca Dallet administering the oath.
 
2020-08-03 7:33:15 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: [Fark user image 660x495]

Justice Karofsky, her children. former Governor James Doyle and fellow Justice Rebecca Dallet administering the oath.


Jim's been eating!
 
2020-08-03 7:35:59 PM  
This shiat is international news now. I finally have something truly interesting besides "uh yeah I kinda chilled with Chris Farley for 10 minutes, the day I played in his neighbor's yard"...
 
2020-08-03 7:50:34 PM  

gameshowhost: Incident on 57th Street: [Fark user image 660x495]

Justice Karofsky, her children. former Governor James Doyle and fellow Justice Rebecca Dallet administering the oath.

Jim's been eating!


He's been laying pretty low for the past decade.  Although burning EVERY bridge during his time as Gov and making us think Scott Walker was a good idea I would also be keeping a low profile.
 
2020-08-03 7:57:02 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: gameshowhost: Incident on 57th Street: [Fark user image 660x495]

Justice Karofsky, her children. former Governor James Doyle and fellow Justice Rebecca Dallet administering the oath.

Jim's been eating!

He's been laying pretty low for the past decade.  Although burning EVERY bridge during his time as Gov and making us think Scott Walker was a good idea I would also be keeping a low profile.


yeah he didn't exactly help on that front, did he...
 
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