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(The Detroit_News)   After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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jbc [TotalFark]
2020-08-03 12:22:52 PM  
63 votes:
Why is there a photo of Glenn Quagmire in this thread?
 
2020-08-03 11:05:27 AM  
39 votes:
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"I like to chew on broken glass."

 
2020-08-03 1:20:03 PM  
22 votes:
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Giggity!
 
2020-08-03 1:20:26 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-08-03 1:19:52 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-08-03 1:14:02 PM  
12 votes:
LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

Trump: I never said that.
 
2020-08-03 1:52:21 PM  
9 votes:
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"In mah spare time, I works as a terlet brush."
 
2020-08-03 1:18:37 PM  
9 votes:

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]"I like to chew on broken glass."


Come on.  Don't photoshop the picture of the man to look that comically goofy just because he got a heaping helping of karma.

/I'm being told this was an actual photo
//What do you mean cut to commercial, there's no way he looks like a squashed pear
///We'll be back after these messages
 
2020-08-03 12:25:31 PM  
9 votes:

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]
"I like to chew on broken glass."



He's got a mouthful of nuts and getting ready for winter.
 
2020-08-03 11:38:56 AM  
9 votes:

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


PEOPLE ARE FED UP!
 
2020-08-03 1:25:42 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-03 1:15:13 PM  
8 votes:
Thoughts and prayers go out to the apparent son of Robert Z'dar.
 
2020-08-03 1:13:22 PM  
8 votes:
The leopards are getting very full from so much GOP stupidity.

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2020-08-03 1:11:01 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-03 1:21:46 PM  
7 votes:

Hellkite85: The leopards are getting very full from so much GOP stupidity.

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2020-08-03 1:19:36 PM  
6 votes:
I think turning your head into the shape of a badly deformed watermelon, needs to be added to the kist of symptoms.
 
2020-08-03 1:13:40 PM  
5 votes:
Die
Go extinct
time for change

send me a copy of the obit,
I gotta pee.
 
2020-08-03 11:44:33 AM  
5 votes:
SHAR-lot
Yeah he was probably at the douchebag convention
 
2020-08-03 1:22:38 PM  
4 votes:
What a Human/Large Mouth Bass hybrid may look like...
8.0.3
 
2020-08-03 1:25:23 PM  
3 votes:
I'll save money cutting my own hair!
 
2020-08-03 1:18:18 PM  
3 votes:
Tempting these gals is never a good idea.
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2020-08-03 2:28:56 PM  
2 votes:

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


Um.

He's ALREADY a republican.
 
2020-08-03 1:39:17 PM  
2 votes:
His summer training was to throw rifles out of a giant floating head over rural Michigan.
/hopefully not obscure
 
2020-08-03 1:34:42 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.
 
2020-08-03 1:34:18 PM  
2 votes:
What the fark is wrong with his face
 
2020-08-03 1:31:27 PM  
2 votes:
Sometimes you need a feel good story like this to get you through the day. Fark him.
 
2020-08-03 1:12:26 PM  
2 votes:
Karma is mu'farker!
 
2020-08-03 1:50:08 PM  
1 vote:
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/oblig
 
2020-08-03 1:47:55 PM  
1 vote:
I've never wondered what someone's skinless skull looks like. Until today.
 
2020-08-03 1:34:11 PM  
1 vote:
I never new that Mr. Potato Head had run for office.
 
2020-08-03 1:28:29 PM  
1 vote:
He looks kinda like Simple Rick only with dark hair.

But I'm guessing he's not as decent as Simple Rick.

We should also at some point discuss whether or not Simple Rick could be considered the hero of "Rick & Morty." He certainly seems to be the only decent Rick (that we've seen so far).
 
2020-08-03 1:27:12 PM  
1 vote:

special20: LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

Trump: I never said that.


You got it wrong! It was VA!

Actually it was both. Note the second post here. It is an echo from the law and order party. It might be a Russian instigator.

Hell. Both may be. Ye never know anymore.

Wayne Bob Jones • 34 minutes ago • edited
"Donald Trump to Virginians: Liberate Your State, Save the 2nd Amendment"
Is that an order Mr. President?
Standing by.

Ret George Simpson • 41 minutes ago
Peaceful protest is idiotic, violence gets you what you want. I genuinely don't understand why people haven't figured this out yet.
 
2020-08-03 1:21:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-03 1:19:17 PM  
1 vote:
C'mon, COVID-19! Kill that moron. Kill him good.
 
2020-08-03 11:00:08 AM  
1 vote:
Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.
 
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