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(The Detroit_News)   After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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2020-08-03 1:57:30 PM  
Michigan Republicans are the most obnoxious Republicans.
 
2020-08-03 2:02:00 PM  
Haha, may you die slowly and not infect anyone else in the process.
 
2020-08-03 2:02:49 PM  

Cold soup: Michigan Republicans are the most obnoxious Republicans.


Is there any other kind than an "obnoxious" Repug?
 
2020-08-03 2:04:30 PM  
My neighbors, good folks who've been social distancing while working from home, have been kinda wanting to wish it all away. This past week they got together with 70 family members for a giant camping fest.  That's really pushing it but they seem to think "it family, we'll be fine."

I hope so.
 
2020-08-03 2:08:01 PM  
Came here for patrioticchokingnoises.jpg and leaving disappointed
 
2020-08-03 2:08:16 PM  

TWX: thisisyourbrainonFark: Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.

Curiously I tend to listen to my doctor when considering course of treatment.


That is the point. But what if your doctor caves??!!1!

"Crazy Nancy Pelosi said horrible things about Dr. Deborah Birx, going after her because she was too positive on the very good job we are doing on combatting the China Virus, including Vaccines & Therapeutics. In order to counter Nancy, Deborah took the bait & hit us. Pathetic!"
 
2020-08-03 2:10:41 PM  

The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.


I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want
 
2020-08-03 2:11:34 PM  

menschenfresser: He'll say he caught the virus from the commie mask he was forced to wear by the Demonrats.


Those jerks.
 
2020-08-03 2:16:28 PM  

Northern: His summer training was to throw rifles out of a giant floating head over rural Michigan.
/hopefully not obscure


All Hail Zardoz!
 
2020-08-03 2:19:11 PM  

Gyrony: [Fark user image 244x357]
Giggity!


oh yeah.
 
2020-08-03 2:19:58 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]"I like to chew on broken glass."


Giggity
 
2020-08-03 2:21:35 PM  
That's what you get for borrowing Gohmert's bandanna.
 
2020-08-03 2:23:14 PM  

edmo: That's really pushing it but they seem to think "it family, we'll be fine."


A lot of people seem to think this way.

But nope. Unless I have a good sense for how you've been handling it, how/if you're isolating, etc., I won't get together with you.

My siblings have dropped by here a few times and I won't let them in, and we sit well separated in the backyard from one another, because I know they're socializing. It's awkward and I hate it, but our living situation puts us in close daily contact with someone in their 70s who just got done with chemo. I'm not going to be a party to exposing them to it. I couldn't live with myself.
 
2020-08-03 2:23:54 PM  
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2020-08-03 2:24:48 PM  

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


I can agree with that. I don't want to, as I want them to suffer, but I'm ok with what you proposed.
 
2020-08-03 2:28:56 PM  

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


Um.

He's ALREADY a republican.
 
2020-08-03 3:14:05 PM  

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


LOL at wishful thinking:

"The biggest personal benefit that former Presidents are entitled to is an annual pension equal to the pay for a Cabinet Secretary, which is $207,800 in 2017. Widows of former Presidents are eligible for a $20,000 yearly pension. (fark, was that depressing to copy and paste) ...
...
"Retired Presidents are also eligible for additional benefits:
Health Benefits: Provided that they had been enrolled in the Federal Employees Health Benefits program for at least five years, former Presidents are eligible for health annuities, similar to all federal employees."

/Please, if you exist, FSM, let his staff to have forgotten to enroll him
 
2020-08-03 5:16:58 PM  

inglixthemad: [Fark user image image 850x850]

/shamelessly stolen


You forgot the most important part though, Demon Semen.
 
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