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(The Detroit_News)   After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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2020-08-03 11:00:08 AM  
Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.
 
2020-08-03 11:05:27 AM  
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"I like to chew on broken glass."

 
2020-08-03 11:38:56 AM  

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


PEOPLE ARE FED UP!
 
2020-08-03 11:44:33 AM  
SHAR-lot
Yeah he was probably at the douchebag convention
 
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2020-08-03 12:22:52 PM  
Why is there a photo of Glenn Quagmire in this thread?
 
2020-08-03 12:25:31 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]
"I like to chew on broken glass."



He's got a mouthful of nuts and getting ready for winter.
 
2020-08-03 1:05:02 PM  
And yet, absolutely nothing will be learned.
 
2020-08-03 1:11:01 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:12:26 PM  
Karma is mu'farker!
 
2020-08-03 1:13:22 PM  
The leopards are getting very full from so much GOP stupidity.

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2020-08-03 1:13:40 PM  
Die
Go extinct
time for change

send me a copy of the obit,
I gotta pee.
 
2020-08-03 1:14:02 PM  
LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

Trump: I never said that.
 
2020-08-03 1:14:22 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 850x906]


Someone please put that on a billboard outside of Sturgis, SD.
 
2020-08-03 1:15:13 PM  
Thoughts and prayers go out to the apparent son of Robert Z'dar.
 
2020-08-03 1:17:43 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


They don't care.

As long as they are asymptomatic, which it sounds like this guy is, they don't care.

They only change their tune if they get a serious case of it and begin to suffer.

Otherwise, it's a shrug of the shoulders from them.
 
2020-08-03 1:18:12 PM  
I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.
 
2020-08-03 1:18:18 PM  
Tempting these gals is never a good idea.
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2020-08-03 1:18:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]"I like to chew on broken glass."


Come on.  Don't photoshop the picture of the man to look that comically goofy just because he got a heaping helping of karma.

/I'm being told this was an actual photo
//What do you mean cut to commercial, there's no way he looks like a squashed pear
///We'll be back after these messages
 
2020-08-03 1:18:59 PM  
He'll say he caught the virus from the commie mask he was forced to wear by the Demonrats.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:05 PM  
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I hope this stupid fark and bis entire family dies from it, and he goes last.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:17 PM  
C'mon, COVID-19! Kill that moron. Kill him good.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:36 PM  
I think turning your head into the shape of a badly deformed watermelon, needs to be added to the kist of symptoms.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:52 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:20:03 PM  
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Giggity!
 
2020-08-03 1:20:26 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:21:07 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:21:46 PM  

Hellkite85: The leopards are getting very full from so much GOP stupidity.

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2020-08-03 1:22:38 PM  
What a Human/Large Mouth Bass hybrid may look like...
8.0.3
 
2020-08-03 1:24:03 PM  

slaur: Tempting these gals is never a good idea.
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Shoulda never taken her out of the pool.

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Because if you give a Morton a morsel, then she'll want a mob.
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2020-08-03 1:25:20 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


Yeah, but I still think these idiots think COVID infection works like the curse from It Follows.
 
2020-08-03 1:25:23 PM  
I'll save money cutting my own hair!
 
2020-08-03 1:25:42 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:27:12 PM  

special20: LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

Trump: I never said that.


You got it wrong! It was VA!

Actually it was both. Note the second post here. It is an echo from the law and order party. It might be a Russian instigator.

Hell. Both may be. Ye never know anymore.

Wayne Bob Jones • 34 minutes ago • edited
"Donald Trump to Virginians: Liberate Your State, Save the 2nd Amendment"
Is that an order Mr. President?
Standing by.

Ret George Simpson • 41 minutes ago
Peaceful protest is idiotic, violence gets you what you want. I genuinely don't understand why people haven't figured this out yet.
 
2020-08-03 1:27:14 PM  

shoegaze99: Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.

They don't care.

As long as they are asymptomatic, which it sounds like this guy is, they don't care.

They only change their tune if they get a serious case of it and begin to suffer.

Otherwise, it's a shrug of the shoulders from them.


You sure? Because the asshole in Britain got it bad enough to be hospitalized and he still tries to push his dumbfark ideas.
 
2020-08-03 1:28:29 PM  
He looks kinda like Simple Rick only with dark hair.

But I'm guessing he's not as decent as Simple Rick.

We should also at some point discuss whether or not Simple Rick could be considered the hero of "Rick & Morty." He certainly seems to be the only decent Rick (that we've seen so far).
 
2020-08-03 1:30:10 PM  
Figures.
 
2020-08-03 1:30:36 PM  
Dumbass
 
2020-08-03 1:31:27 PM  
Sometimes you need a feel good story like this to get you through the day. Fark him.
 
2020-08-03 1:34:11 PM  
I never new that Mr. Potato Head had run for office.
 
2020-08-03 1:34:18 PM  
What the fark is wrong with his face
 
2020-08-03 1:34:42 PM  
Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.
 
2020-08-03 1:39:17 PM  
His summer training was to throw rifles out of a giant floating head over rural Michigan.
/hopefully not obscure
 
2020-08-03 1:41:50 PM  
Ha farking ha.
 
2020-08-03 1:47:07 PM  
Corona could-go-all-the-way! A well deserved point for the virus.
 
2020-08-03 1:47:55 PM  
I've never wondered what someone's skinless skull looks like. Until today.
 
2020-08-03 1:50:08 PM  
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/oblig
 
2020-08-03 1:51:08 PM  
"Thankfully I do not have any significant symptoms at this time, and I will be self-isolating according to medical guidelines," added Barrett, who is married with three children. "I have done my best to make contact with those I have been around in the past couple weeks so that they may also seek medical advice."

Suddenly he's all about the medical advice and expert guidance. I wonder what changed?
 
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2020-08-03 1:51:08 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.


Curiously I tend to listen to my doctor when considering course of treatment.
 
2020-08-03 1:52:21 PM  
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"In mah spare time, I works as a terlet brush."
 
2020-08-03 1:53:15 PM  
These farkwads really DO believe COVID only affects THOSE people, don't they?
 
2020-08-03 1:57:30 PM  
Michigan Republicans are the most obnoxious Republicans.
 
2020-08-03 2:02:00 PM  
Haha, may you die slowly and not infect anyone else in the process.
 
2020-08-03 2:02:49 PM  

Cold soup: Michigan Republicans are the most obnoxious Republicans.


Is there any other kind than an "obnoxious" Repug?
 
2020-08-03 2:04:30 PM  
My neighbors, good folks who've been social distancing while working from home, have been kinda wanting to wish it all away. This past week they got together with 70 family members for a giant camping fest.  That's really pushing it but they seem to think "it family, we'll be fine."

I hope so.
 
2020-08-03 2:08:01 PM  
Came here for patrioticchokingnoises.jpg and leaving disappointed
 
2020-08-03 2:08:16 PM  

TWX: thisisyourbrainonFark: Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.

Curiously I tend to listen to my doctor when considering course of treatment.


That is the point. But what if your doctor caves??!!1!

"Crazy Nancy Pelosi said horrible things about Dr. Deborah Birx, going after her because she was too positive on the very good job we are doing on combatting the China Virus, including Vaccines & Therapeutics. In order to counter Nancy, Deborah took the bait & hit us. Pathetic!"
 
2020-08-03 2:10:41 PM  

The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.


I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want
 
2020-08-03 2:11:34 PM  

menschenfresser: He'll say he caught the virus from the commie mask he was forced to wear by the Demonrats.


Those jerks.
 
2020-08-03 2:16:28 PM  

Northern: His summer training was to throw rifles out of a giant floating head over rural Michigan.
/hopefully not obscure


All Hail Zardoz!
 
2020-08-03 2:19:11 PM  

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Giggity!


oh yeah.
 
2020-08-03 2:19:58 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]"I like to chew on broken glass."


Giggity
 
2020-08-03 2:21:35 PM  
That's what you get for borrowing Gohmert's bandanna.
 
2020-08-03 2:23:14 PM  

edmo: That's really pushing it but they seem to think "it family, we'll be fine."


A lot of people seem to think this way.

But nope. Unless I have a good sense for how you've been handling it, how/if you're isolating, etc., I won't get together with you.

My siblings have dropped by here a few times and I won't let them in, and we sit well separated in the backyard from one another, because I know they're socializing. It's awkward and I hate it, but our living situation puts us in close daily contact with someone in their 70s who just got done with chemo. I'm not going to be a party to exposing them to it. I couldn't live with myself.
 
2020-08-03 2:23:54 PM  
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2020-08-03 2:24:48 PM  

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


I can agree with that. I don't want to, as I want them to suffer, but I'm ok with what you proposed.
 
2020-08-03 2:28:56 PM  

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


Um.

He's ALREADY a republican.
 
2020-08-03 3:14:05 PM  

poconojoe: The Four Ringer: I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.

I don't want him to die from it.  that wouldn't be right.

I'd would much rather see him live a very long life while suffering from crippling and debilitating side effects that take away his ability to earn a living, walk, speak, feed himself, go to the bathroom on his own, and renders his genitals useless, all while being fed on a tube in a cut-rate nursing home under the care of a poorly paid and under-trained health care aide, who for good measure does not speak a word of English.

that's all I want


LOL at wishful thinking:

"The biggest personal benefit that former Presidents are entitled to is an annual pension equal to the pay for a Cabinet Secretary, which is $207,800 in 2017. Widows of former Presidents are eligible for a $20,000 yearly pension. (fark, was that depressing to copy and paste) ...
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"Retired Presidents are also eligible for additional benefits:
Health Benefits: Provided that they had been enrolled in the Federal Employees Health Benefits program for at least five years, former Presidents are eligible for health annuities, similar to all federal employees."

/Please, if you exist, FSM, let his staff to have forgotten to enroll him
 
2020-08-03 5:16:58 PM  

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You forgot the most important part though, Demon Semen.
 
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