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(The Detroit_News)   After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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2020-08-03 11:00:08 AM  
Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.
 
2020-08-03 11:05:27 AM  
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"I like to chew on broken glass."

 
2020-08-03 11:38:56 AM  

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


PEOPLE ARE FED UP!
 
2020-08-03 11:44:33 AM  
SHAR-lot
Yeah he was probably at the douchebag convention
 
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2020-08-03 12:22:52 PM  
Why is there a photo of Glenn Quagmire in this thread?
 
2020-08-03 12:25:31 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]
"I like to chew on broken glass."



He's got a mouthful of nuts and getting ready for winter.
 
2020-08-03 1:05:02 PM  
And yet, absolutely nothing will be learned.
 
2020-08-03 1:11:01 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:12:26 PM  
Karma is mu'farker!
 
2020-08-03 1:13:22 PM  
The leopards are getting very full from so much GOP stupidity.

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2020-08-03 1:13:40 PM  
Die
Go extinct
time for change

send me a copy of the obit,
I gotta pee.
 
2020-08-03 1:14:02 PM  
LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

Trump: I never said that.
 
2020-08-03 1:14:22 PM  

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Someone please put that on a billboard outside of Sturgis, SD.
 
2020-08-03 1:15:13 PM  
Thoughts and prayers go out to the apparent son of Robert Z'dar.
 
2020-08-03 1:17:43 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


They don't care.

As long as they are asymptomatic, which it sounds like this guy is, they don't care.

They only change their tune if they get a serious case of it and begin to suffer.

Otherwise, it's a shrug of the shoulders from them.
 
2020-08-03 1:18:12 PM  
I seriously hope he dies a painful death from it.
 
2020-08-03 1:18:18 PM  
Tempting these gals is never a good idea.
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2020-08-03 1:18:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [gannett-cdn.com image 180x239]"I like to chew on broken glass."


Come on.  Don't photoshop the picture of the man to look that comically goofy just because he got a heaping helping of karma.

/I'm being told this was an actual photo
//What do you mean cut to commercial, there's no way he looks like a squashed pear
///We'll be back after these messages
 
2020-08-03 1:18:59 PM  
He'll say he caught the virus from the commie mask he was forced to wear by the Demonrats.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:05 PM  
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I hope this stupid fark and bis entire family dies from it, and he goes last.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:17 PM  
C'mon, COVID-19! Kill that moron. Kill him good.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:36 PM  
I think turning your head into the shape of a badly deformed watermelon, needs to be added to the kist of symptoms.
 
2020-08-03 1:19:52 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:20:03 PM  
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Giggity!
 
2020-08-03 1:20:26 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:21:07 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:21:46 PM  

Hellkite85: The leopards are getting very full from so much GOP stupidity.

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2020-08-03 1:22:38 PM  
What a Human/Large Mouth Bass hybrid may look like...
8.0.3
 
2020-08-03 1:24:03 PM  

slaur: Tempting these gals is never a good idea.
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Shoulda never taken her out of the pool.

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Because if you give a Morton a morsel, then she'll want a mob.
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2020-08-03 1:25:20 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.


Yeah, but I still think these idiots think COVID infection works like the curse from It Follows.
 
2020-08-03 1:25:23 PM  
I'll save money cutting my own hair!
 
2020-08-03 1:25:42 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:27:12 PM  

special20: LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

Trump: I never said that.


You got it wrong! It was VA!

Actually it was both. Note the second post here. It is an echo from the law and order party. It might be a Russian instigator.

Hell. Both may be. Ye never know anymore.

Wayne Bob Jones • 34 minutes ago • edited
"Donald Trump to Virginians: Liberate Your State, Save the 2nd Amendment"
Is that an order Mr. President?
Standing by.

Ret George Simpson • 41 minutes ago
Peaceful protest is idiotic, violence gets you what you want. I genuinely don't understand why people haven't figured this out yet.
 
2020-08-03 1:27:14 PM  

shoegaze99: Urmuf Hamer: Ignorance is bliss until you realize you can spread it to you family, your church, your community or anyone else that can or has to listen to your uninformed ass.

They don't care.

As long as they are asymptomatic, which it sounds like this guy is, they don't care.

They only change their tune if they get a serious case of it and begin to suffer.

Otherwise, it's a shrug of the shoulders from them.


You sure? Because the asshole in Britain got it bad enough to be hospitalized and he still tries to push his dumbfark ideas.
 
2020-08-03 1:28:29 PM  
He looks kinda like Simple Rick only with dark hair.

But I'm guessing he's not as decent as Simple Rick.

We should also at some point discuss whether or not Simple Rick could be considered the hero of "Rick & Morty." He certainly seems to be the only decent Rick (that we've seen so far).
 
2020-08-03 1:30:10 PM  
Figures.
 
2020-08-03 1:30:36 PM  
Dumbass
 
2020-08-03 1:31:27 PM  
Sometimes you need a feel good story like this to get you through the day. Fark him.
 
2020-08-03 1:34:11 PM  
I never new that Mr. Potato Head had run for office.
 
2020-08-03 1:34:18 PM  
What the fark is wrong with his face
 
2020-08-03 1:34:42 PM  
Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.
 
2020-08-03 1:39:17 PM  
His summer training was to throw rifles out of a giant floating head over rural Michigan.
/hopefully not obscure
 
2020-08-03 1:41:50 PM  
Ha farking ha.
 
2020-08-03 1:47:07 PM  
Corona could-go-all-the-way! A well deserved point for the virus.
 
2020-08-03 1:47:55 PM  
I've never wondered what someone's skinless skull looks like. Until today.
 
2020-08-03 1:50:08 PM  
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/oblig
 
2020-08-03 1:51:08 PM  
"Thankfully I do not have any significant symptoms at this time, and I will be self-isolating according to medical guidelines," added Barrett, who is married with three children. "I have done my best to make contact with those I have been around in the past couple weeks so that they may also seek medical advice."

Suddenly he's all about the medical advice and expert guidance. I wonder what changed?
 
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2020-08-03 1:51:08 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Anyone listening to his latest remarks? If Trump had said hydroxychloroquine wasn't effective, everyone would've used it. Interesting logic, as he admits that whatever he says is the opposite of what one should do.


Curiously I tend to listen to my doctor when considering course of treatment.
 
2020-08-03 1:52:21 PM  
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"In mah spare time, I works as a terlet brush."
 
2020-08-03 1:53:15 PM  
These farkwads really DO believe COVID only affects THOSE people, don't they?
 
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