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2020-08-03 11:56:39 AM  
90 votes:
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2020-08-03 10:38:14 AM  
64 votes:

grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.


Hey!  We once had 5% of the world's population.

Before the pandemic.
 
2020-08-03 11:56:34 AM  
46 votes:
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2020-08-03 9:50:21 AM  
41 votes:
Poor stupid Deborah
 
2020-08-03 10:32:24 AM  
40 votes:

grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.


Look at the bright side always:  we've become a third world nation, thus uplifting billions of others.  Trump should get the Nobel prize - do they have one for stupidity?
 
2020-08-03 11:54:35 AM  
39 votes:
Did you just say Meow?

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2020-08-03 11:23:24 AM  
37 votes:
Does this mean Pelosi is a really good baiter?  Like, almost master-level?
 
2020-08-03 11:46:05 AM  
35 votes:

Kubo: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

THAT PERSON MADE THAT PERSON MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.


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/it's his fault


Trump's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, he will disappear.
 
2020-08-03 12:05:40 PM  
34 votes:

fumb duck: OldRod:

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Are you kidding me ? that could not have been better wihout direct coordination

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2020-08-03 12:01:26 PM  
34 votes:
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Meanwhile, I get an ad for cat food.
 
2020-08-03 11:51:27 AM  
33 votes:
Whose Line Irish Drinking Song - Wrong Name in Bed Meow!!!!
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2020-08-03 11:31:39 AM  
33 votes:
The President of you is of the larger persuasion.

LAUGHTER OL.
 
2020-08-03 11:55:56 AM  
32 votes:
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2020-08-03 12:06:26 PM  
23 votes:

Fart_Machine: Still going with China Virus.  Yeah that one's a winner.


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2020-08-03 12:15:31 PM  
20 votes:
meow said the president
 
2020-08-03 12:02:04 PM  
19 votes:
Meow said the dog whistler?
 
2020-08-03 10:02:05 AM  
19 votes:
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2020-08-03 11:54:32 AM  
18 votes:
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2020-08-03 12:04:43 PM  
11 votes:
Is your president making too much noise all the time?
 
2020-08-03 12:48:38 PM  
10 votes:
He sounds scared

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2020-08-03 12:09:24 PM  
10 votes:

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bughunter: Meow

The cat on his head is tweeting now?
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2020-08-03 12:14:42 PM  
9 votes:
Hey Trump
No one cares about your new girlfriend Dr. Birx except your old girlfriend Kayleigh McEnany and that woman with a son.
 
2020-08-03 12:12:53 PM  
8 votes:

IgG4: I can't wait for the debates.


Eh...

I think you should curb your expectations that Joe Biden will verbally demolish him, because the reality was is closer to the live debates being a fight between two extremes of the AARP.

... Actually, that does sound fun. Okay, I'm looking forward to the debates too.
 
2020-08-03 12:05:39 PM  
8 votes:
Meow

The cat on his head is tweeting now?
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2020-08-03 11:58:14 AM  
7 votes:

Dallymo: Us?  He's finally adopted the royal "we"?

/wee
//weeeeeeeeee
///weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
////that little piggy


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2020-08-03 12:13:37 PM  
6 votes:

Palined Parenthood: Meow said the dog whistler?


Say, whatever happened to that guy? I liked his trolling gimmick of always speaking in English.
 
2020-08-03 12:04:29 PM  
6 votes:

cooldaddygroove: Poor stupid Deborah


Stupid Deborahs need the most love!
 
2020-08-03 12:00:52 PM  
6 votes:

cooldaddygroove: Poor stupid Deborah


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2020-08-03 11:59:59 AM  
6 votes:
 
2020-08-03 12:29:11 PM  
5 votes:
FYI

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2020-08-03 11:57:48 AM  
5 votes:

Porkbelly: grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.

Look at the bright side always:  we've become a third world nation, thus uplifting billions of others.  Trump should get the Nobel prize - do they have one for stupidity?


Yes.  It;s called the Lbone Prize.
 
2020-08-03 11:53:08 AM  
5 votes:
I guaran-damn-tee that was written by one of his handlers.  There is no way Scalpatine knows the word, let alone can spell, "therapeutics".
 
2020-08-03 11:40:15 AM  
5 votes:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

THAT PERSON MADE THAT PERSON MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.


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/it's his fault
 
2020-08-03 4:47:40 PM  
4 votes:

theteacher: [Fark user image image 850x477]


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2020-08-03 12:13:12 PM  
4 votes:
If only Trump would focus and listen to Doctors talking about what to do about the coronavirus and not his China virus America would be ahead of covid-19 today. But Trump got scared of the China Virus hoax and is doing everything his low IQ can do without any help, atta boy your dementia isn't even showing now.

What a goddamned moron.
 
2020-08-03 11:52:17 AM  
4 votes:
Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.
 
2020-08-03 2:35:42 PM  
3 votes:

Langdon_777: kbronsito: Langdon_777: VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.

Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.

If you are gonna call someone ignorant, know what the fark you are talking about, double dumbass. Ketamine solution can be cooked or air dried into powder and that's kinda the most popular form to do it recreationally.

Sorry I have always had access to vets and only ever gotten it in liquid form.

Only did it once and fell asleep :)


So what you are saying is you have leftovers?
 
2020-08-03 1:03:13 PM  
3 votes:

tintar: meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow!
meowser, said the meowser.
meowser, said the meowser.
meowsion, meowsrehension,
and meowsension have begun.

/got nothin'


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2020-08-03 12:47:21 PM  
3 votes:
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow!
meowser, said the meowser.
meowser, said the meowser.
meowsion, meowsrehension,
and meowsension have begun.

/got nothin'
 
2020-08-03 12:15:48 PM  
3 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Hey Trump
No one cares about your new girlfriend Dr. Birx except your old girlfriend Kayleigh McEnany and that woman with a son.


*Obligatory remark about his daughter, too.*
 
2020-08-03 12:14:18 PM  
3 votes:

palelizard: Diogenes: Kubo: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

THAT PERSON MADE THAT PERSON MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.


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/it's his fault

Trump's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, he will disappear.

This statement, like the one it's based on, is incorrect.


I wasn't going for truthiness, per se.
 
2020-08-03 12:13:49 PM  
3 votes:

MattytheMouse: Palined Parenthood: Meow said the dog whistler?

Say, whatever happened to that guy? I liked his trolling gimmick of always speaking in English.


Engrish*
 
2020-08-03 12:02:51 PM  
3 votes:
Such a manly man.
 
2020-08-03 10:14:28 AM  
3 votes:
Woof!
 
2020-08-03 4:37:17 PM  
2 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: So Crazy Nancy Pelosi said horrible things about Dr. Deborah Birx, going after her because she was too positive on the very good job we are doing on combatting the China Virus, including Vaccines & Therapeutics. In order to counter Nancy, Deborah took the bait & hit us. Pathetic!


This reads like he's describing the plot of his favorite soap opera.
 
2020-08-03 4:33:45 PM  
2 votes:
Remember this from The West Wing? Trump can't help being Trumpy. He can't produce a new tone or image because he is such a shallow, vindictive, fearful, evil monster. Let Trump be Trump, and let him sink. It's the only way the GOP can be rid of him and his todies once and for all. If the Republicans were smart, they would take it on the chin this cycle and let the Dems fark things up for the next four years. By then, they can weasle their way back into the Senate and House and make Biden's second term a nightmare before they elected President Liz Cheney to do the kind of evil we grew up with. Those were the days.

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2020-08-03 3:34:50 PM  
2 votes:

grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.


Fake news. It just looks bad because we test for death more than all the other countries.
 
2020-08-03 2:19:05 PM  
2 votes:

kbronsito: Langdon_777: VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.

Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.

If you are gonna call someone ignorant, know what the fark you are talking about, double dumbass. Ketamine solution can be cooked or air dried into powder and that's kinda the most popular form to do it recreationally.


Sorry I have always had access to vets and only ever gotten it in liquid form.

Only did it once and fell asleep :)
 
2020-08-03 12:01:04 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, being "positive" is a bit of a problem right now.
 
2020-08-03 10:42:32 AM  
2 votes:
Us?  He's finally adopted the royal "we"?

/wee
//weeeeeeeeee
///weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
////that little piggy
 
2020-08-03 10:06:50 AM  
2 votes:
Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.
 
2020-08-03 2:59:47 PM  
1 vote:

MattytheMouse: IgG4: I can't wait for the debates.

Eh...

I think you should curb your expectations that Joe Biden will verbally demolish him, because the reality was is closer to the live debates being a fight between two extremes of the AARP.

... Actually, that does sound fun. Okay, I'm looking forward to the debates too.


We need different drinking rules this year. It's a different kind of debate, there's going to different kinds of things happening.
 
2020-08-03 2:37:33 PM  
1 vote:
MEOW
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2020-08-03 1:36:42 PM  
1 vote:

grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.


Only because Brazil, India and Mexico aren't tracking deaths in slums or testing much at all?
 
2020-08-03 12:37:04 PM  
1 vote:
Time to replace Dr. Deborah Birx with Dr. Astral-Demon-Sperm-Alien-DNA-medicine.

C'mon Donald, I know that's what your instincts keep telling you. Go for it, what have you got to lose?
 
2020-08-03 12:24:18 PM  
1 vote:

theteacher: [Fark user image 850x477]


that is a particularly bad troll. But the term communihating is so hilarious I think it warrants an entry in Urban Dictionary.
 
2020-08-03 12:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
It's like having Chris Chan as *president.
 
2020-08-03 12:15:35 PM  
1 vote:

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Palined Parenthood: Meow said the dog whistler?

Say, whatever happened to that guy? I liked his trolling gimmick of always speaking in English.

Engrish*


I still miss RugbyJock
 
2020-08-03 12:00:03 PM  
1 vote:
WHINY NOISES!
 
2020-08-03 11:53:50 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Kubo: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

THAT PERSON MADE THAT PERSON MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.


[Fark user image 360x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

/it's his fault

Trump's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, he will disappear.


And the world will gain a new toilet.
 
2020-08-03 11:52:29 AM  
1 vote:
Still going with China Virus.  Yeah that one's a winner.
 
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