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2020-08-03 12:06:26 PM  

Fart_Machine: Still going with China Virus.  Yeah that one's a winner.


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2020-08-03 12:09:24 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: [preview.redd.it image 798x960]


bughunter: Meow

The cat on his head is tweeting now?
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2020-08-03 12:09:44 PM  

FnkyTwn: I understand why Birx did what she did, but I can't excuse it. It's not like Trump is some unknown value that you give the benefit of the doubt to. Birx is like too much bread on a shiat sandwich.


I continue to suspect that Dr. Birx is the one who made the mistake of using "well, like people dying of the flu" to try to get the notion that Covid is a, you know, real problem, through Donnie Dipshiat's thick head.  "Yes, sir, people die of the flu, every year.  You know, the flu.  Every year.  Yes, sir, people die of it.  It's like that, but worse."

Et voila, "it's like the flu!" comes out of Mango Mass Murderer's mouth, and here we are.  "It's just the flu hurr durr masks are stupid fark you demoncraps let's go to the beach hoo-ra magakag!" -- we were off to the races, and now at 160,000 dead and just getting started.

She (or whoever is guilty of it, in a moment of frustration) may not deserve her spot in hell for the damage it caused, but she has earned it nonetheless.

We'll never know what actually happened in any of the conversations with him (unless Russia releases the tapes), but we probably should, if only to absolve those who tried their best and didn't colossally fark up.
 
2020-08-03 12:12:53 PM  

IgG4: I can't wait for the debates.


Eh...

I think you should curb your expectations that Joe Biden will verbally demolish him, because the reality was is closer to the live debates being a fight between two extremes of the AARP.

... Actually, that does sound fun. Okay, I'm looking forward to the debates too.
 
2020-08-03 12:13:12 PM  
If only Trump would focus and listen to Doctors talking about what to do about the coronavirus and not his China virus America would be ahead of covid-19 today. But Trump got scared of the China Virus hoax and is doing everything his low IQ can do without any help, atta boy your dementia isn't even showing now.

What a goddamned moron.
 
2020-08-03 12:13:37 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Meow said the dog whistler?


Say, whatever happened to that guy? I liked his trolling gimmick of always speaking in English.
 
2020-08-03 12:13:49 PM  

MattytheMouse: Palined Parenthood: Meow said the dog whistler?

Say, whatever happened to that guy? I liked his trolling gimmick of always speaking in English.


Engrish*
 
2020-08-03 12:14:18 PM  

palelizard: Diogenes: Kubo: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

THAT PERSON MADE THAT PERSON MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.


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/it's his fault

Trump's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, he will disappear.

This statement, like the one it's based on, is incorrect.


I wasn't going for truthiness, per se.
 
2020-08-03 12:14:42 PM  
Hey Trump
No one cares about your new girlfriend Dr. Birx except your old girlfriend Kayleigh McEnany and that woman with a son.
 
2020-08-03 12:15:08 PM  
I had to convince the wife that Brix was compromised. She was going off of her being the only adult in the room, and the woman's previous career. But once my wife really started paying attention, she noticed that Brix really just parrots Donnie's talking points. She might have been great at what she does previously, but she has ZERO credibility in my book at this point.
 
2020-08-03 12:15:31 PM  
meow said the president
 
2020-08-03 12:15:35 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Palined Parenthood: Meow said the dog whistler?

Say, whatever happened to that guy? I liked his trolling gimmick of always speaking in English.

Engrish*


I still miss RugbyJock
 
2020-08-03 12:15:48 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Hey Trump
No one cares about your new girlfriend Dr. Birx except your old girlfriend Kayleigh McEnany and that woman with a son.


*Obligatory remark about his daughter, too.*
 
2020-08-03 12:17:41 PM  

theteacher: [Fark user image 850x477]


I wonder how many Trumpers "like" that person's tweets without realizing they're being mocked?
 
2020-08-03 12:19:03 PM  

MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: Hey Trump
No one cares about your new girlfriend Dr. Birx except your old girlfriend Kayleigh McEnany and that woman with a son.

*Obligatory remark about his daughter, too.*


Ivanka farks her dad out of obligation groomed from years of emotional abuse.

She's relieved Birx is fluffing Trump's puff.

Ivanka is still a complicit asshole who belongs in prison for her many crimes. No sympathy.
 
2020-08-03 12:19:07 PM  
It's like having Chris Chan as *president.
 
2020-08-03 12:24:18 PM  

theteacher: [Fark user image 850x477]


that is a particularly bad troll. But the term communihating is so hilarious I think it warrants an entry in Urban Dictionary.
 
2020-08-03 12:27:10 PM  
What's this "we" shiat? Every vaccine and therapeutic worth mentioning was developed by Europeans, northeasterners, or Californians.
 
2020-08-03 12:28:23 PM  
Birx lost all respect the moment she said that tRump was great.

She sold herself out, years of working, sold out with one interview.
 
2020-08-03 12:29:11 PM  
FYI

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2020-08-03 12:37:04 PM  
Time to replace Dr. Deborah Birx with Dr. Astral-Demon-Sperm-Alien-DNA-medicine.

C'mon Donald, I know that's what your instincts keep telling you. Go for it, what have you got to lose?
 
2020-08-03 12:39:03 PM  

kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.


Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.
 
2020-08-03 12:39:41 PM  

Porkbelly: grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.

Look at the bright side always:  we've become a third world nation, thus uplifting billions of others.  Trump should get the Nobel prize - do they have one for stupidity?


Noble.
 
2020-08-03 12:40:42 PM  
What in the world did the administration do that was actually good or beneficial? Just merely because they happened to be at the helm (even setting aside that things aren't improved)?

Any improvements for the U.S. status are in spite of the administration, not because of it.
 
2020-08-03 12:42:08 PM  

VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.


Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.
 
2020-08-03 12:47:21 PM  
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow!
meowser, said the meowser.
meowser, said the meowser.
meowsion, meowsrehension,
and meowsension have begun.

/got nothin'
 
2020-08-03 12:48:38 PM  
He sounds scared

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2020-08-03 12:53:08 PM  
It Pelosi went after Birx, it is because she did her homework and there is good reason to.
 
2020-08-03 12:57:31 PM  
The Trump pandemic has certainly supplanted the China Virus at least.
 
2020-08-03 1:00:08 PM  

tintar: meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow!
meowser, said the meowser.
meowser, said the meowser.
meowsion, meowsrehension,
and meowsension have begun.

/got nothin'


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2020-08-03 1:03:13 PM  

tintar: meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow, sir;
meow, sir; meow!
meowser, said the meowser.
meowser, said the meowser.
meowsion, meowsrehension,
and meowsension have begun.

/got nothin'


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2020-08-03 1:28:31 PM  

Langdon_777: VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.

Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.


If you are gonna call someone ignorant, know what the fark you are talking about, double dumbass. Ketamine solution can be cooked or air dried into powder and that's kinda the most popular form to do it recreationally.
 
2020-08-03 1:36:42 PM  

grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.


Only because Brazil, India and Mexico aren't tracking deaths in slums or testing much at all?
 
2020-08-03 2:19:05 PM  

kbronsito: Langdon_777: VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.

Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.

If you are gonna call someone ignorant, know what the fark you are talking about, double dumbass. Ketamine solution can be cooked or air dried into powder and that's kinda the most popular form to do it recreationally.


Sorry I have always had access to vets and only ever gotten it in liquid form.

Only did it once and fell asleep :)
 
2020-08-03 2:35:42 PM  

Langdon_777: kbronsito: Langdon_777: VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.

Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.

If you are gonna call someone ignorant, know what the fark you are talking about, double dumbass. Ketamine solution can be cooked or air dried into powder and that's kinda the most popular form to do it recreationally.

Sorry I have always had access to vets and only ever gotten it in liquid form.

Only did it once and fell asleep :)


So what you are saying is you have leftovers?
 
2020-08-03 2:37:33 PM  
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2020-08-03 2:59:47 PM  

MattytheMouse: IgG4: I can't wait for the debates.

Eh...

I think you should curb your expectations that Joe Biden will verbally demolish him, because the reality was is closer to the live debates being a fight between two extremes of the AARP.

... Actually, that does sound fun. Okay, I'm looking forward to the debates too.


We need different drinking rules this year. It's a different kind of debate, there's going to different kinds of things happening.
 
2020-08-03 3:34:50 PM  

grokca: Good job, you only have a 23% of the world's deaths and 4% of the worlds population.


Fake news. It just looks bad because we test for death more than all the other countries.
 
2020-08-03 4:33:45 PM  
Remember this from The West Wing? Trump can't help being Trumpy. He can't produce a new tone or image because he is such a shallow, vindictive, fearful, evil monster. Let Trump be Trump, and let him sink. It's the only way the GOP can be rid of him and his todies once and for all. If the Republicans were smart, they would take it on the chin this cycle and let the Dems fark things up for the next four years. By then, they can weasle their way back into the Senate and House and make Biden's second term a nightmare before they elected President Liz Cheney to do the kind of evil we grew up with. Those were the days.

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2020-08-03 4:37:17 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: So Crazy Nancy Pelosi said horrible things about Dr. Deborah Birx, going after her because she was too positive on the very good job we are doing on combatting the China Virus, including Vaccines & Therapeutics. In order to counter Nancy, Deborah took the bait & hit us. Pathetic!


This reads like he's describing the plot of his favorite soap opera.
 
2020-08-03 4:40:28 PM  

Fart_Machine: Still going with China Virus.  Yeah that one's a winner.


He believes he can bait the media into talking about this portion of his racism, and avoid talking about everything else.
 
2020-08-03 4:47:40 PM  

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2020-08-03 9:24:22 PM  

Langdon_777: VOCSL5: kbronsito: Drunk Pelosi could a rail of ketamine and still be more coherent than Trump.

Just out of curiosity: what's a "rail" of K? I thought that was a liquid drug - am I wrong? I'm not that familiar with the jive after moving from the criminal division to Apple tech. It's kinda like my brain is a harddrive and got overwritten.

Yeah you are right, K is a liquid, so kbronsito was showing their ignorance.


Really?  Because I have seized numerous amounts of "ecstasy" that upon health Canada analysis turned out to be a Combo of methamphetamine and ketamine.

/he wasn't wrong
 
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