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(Wired)   You're getting sicker / We don't know how to cure you / How's your insurance?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Harvard Medical School, Physician, American Medical Association, poetry editor, Rafael Campo, experiences of this terrible disease, Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, rhythms of our bodies  
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2020-08-03 1:00:24 PM  
Dying from disease
Gentle words upon my soul
I feel better now
2020-08-03 3:53:49 PM  
We are sad to report, you're getting sicker,
The right wing says you should die quicker.
The bullshiat keeps on piling up thicker.
Perhaps you need to drink some liquor.
2020-08-03 5:36:21 PM  
You are a man from Maine
Whose caloric intake is insane
You need to lose weight
and lower your heart rate
or risk being lifted by crane
2020-08-03 9:55:03 PM  
Violets are blue.
Roses are red.
Your bill is a million dollars.
Even if you're dead.
2020-08-03 10:54:50 PM  
roses are red
and daffodils yellow
i have ADD
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