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2020-08-03 8:59:29 AM  
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2020-08-03 9:00:50 AM  
What about the airport?

Did he expect to see cheering throngs of Biden supporters as he drove by?  The Biden supporters would have been jeering at him.
 
2020-08-03 9:02:20 AM  
Which rally was the one they badly photoshopped a bigger crowd onto?

Also, 'l' and 'r' aren't even anywhere neal each othel on the keyboard. #Frorida
 
2020-08-03 9:03:15 AM  
My visits last week to Texas and Frorida had massive numbers of cheering people gathered along the roads and highways...

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2020-08-03 9:11:37 AM  
Leave Frorida alone!  That's where the refugees from the Bowling Green Massacre were relocated
 
2020-08-03 9:27:33 AM  
Why would Biden supporters show up, you stupid moron?
 
2020-08-03 9:43:25 AM  
They were shouting boo-iden!
 
2020-08-03 9:50:44 AM  
"Frorida"? Is that the new TCBY competitior franchise?
 
2020-08-03 9:52:03 AM  
Also, someone should register "frorida.com" and "frorida.org" and redirect them to the Biden Campaign or the Lincoln Project.
 
2020-08-03 10:03:12 AM  
What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

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Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.
 
2020-08-03 10:11:55 AM  
"... massive numbers of cheering people gathered along the roads and highways, thousands and thousands, even bigger (by far) than the crowds of 2016", says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year.
 
2020-08-03 11:06:51 AM  
So... frozen Florida?
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2020-08-03 11:10:42 AM  
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2020-08-03 11:25:50 AM  

markie_farkie: What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

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Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.


I see his biggest fan is there!
 
2020-08-03 11:32:40 AM  

OldRod: I see his biggest fan is there!


That appears to be one with an integrated water mister attached to it.

Doesn't sound like a good idea to have a device capable of dispersing droplets dozens of yards installed behind a crowd of potentially COVID infected carriers who are all creating their own personal clouds of water droplets.
 
2020-08-03 11:40:02 AM  

markie_farkie: What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

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Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.


That's the one I was thinking of! Apparently someone in the campaign learned how to use the Clone tool and just went off with it on that pic. Can't find it now, naturally.
 
2020-08-03 11:42:52 AM  
If you love waving a flag with the name of a President on it, regardless of who it was, you are a moron.

If my favorite person on Earth became President, I wouldn't put a flag with their name on it in front of my house. If my Dad became President, I wouldn't wave a flag with his name on it.
 
2020-08-03 11:42:54 AM  

Badmoodman: My visits last week to Texas and Frorida had massive numbers of cheering people gathered along the roads and highways...

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So silly

/but not really
 
2020-08-03 11:43:16 AM  

OldRod: markie_farkie: What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]

Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.

I see his biggest fan is there!


... and it just keeps shaking its head, "no."
 
2020-08-03 11:43:30 AM  
What, is this new? Were all his previous f*ck ups caused by a lack of covfefe?
 
2020-08-03 11:44:05 AM  
Looks like his handlers noticed the problem: "This tweet is unavailable." Maybe they'll try teaching him to use the spell checker again.
 
2020-08-03 11:44:14 AM  

Unobtanium: "Frorida"? Is that the new TCBY competitior franchise?


They also sell tater-tots.
 
2020-08-03 11:45:03 AM  

SuburbanCowboy: If you love waving a flag with the name of a President on it, regardless of who it was, you are a moron.

If my favorite person on Earth became President, I wouldn't put a flag with their name on it in front of my house. If my Dad became President, I wouldn't wave a flag with his name on it.


If Adriana Lima became president and knocked on my door and said if you put this flag in your front yard I will have sex with you, there would be an Adriana Lima flag in my yard.
 
2020-08-03 11:45:11 AM  
Bullshiataroony.

Liars don't respect the people they lie to.
Trump is lying. People who are lied to stop respecting the liars.

Delusions or lies: these are the only cards Trump has to play.
 
2020-08-03 11:45:12 AM  
Flo Rida - Low [HD]
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Remix time
 
2020-08-03 11:45:21 AM  

markie_farkie: OldRod: I see his biggest fan is there!

That appears to be one with an integrated water mister attached to it.

Doesn't sound like a good idea to have a device capable of dispersing droplets dozens of yards installed behind a crowd of potentially COVID infected carriers who are all creating their own personal clouds of water droplets.


They'll be fine.  They were surely all wearing mas... oh, never mind
 
2020-08-03 11:45:53 AM  
The Wicked Witch of the West has taken up residence in his cranium and is melting, melting....
 
2020-08-03 11:46:16 AM  
he didn't see an Biden supporters on the way to his rally?

wat
 
2020-08-03 11:46:20 AM  
Qanaon will have a frield day.
 
2020-08-03 11:47:10 AM  
Such crowds! Huge crowds! The kind of crowds that show up for a 50th high school reunion in Iowa!
 
2020-08-03 11:47:46 AM  
yep he had a stroke yesterday
 
2020-08-03 11:47:52 AM  
And, it's gone.
 
2020-08-03 11:48:37 AM  
Last time I went to a Star Wars movie, I didn't see any Star Trek fans....

Is that what we're doing?
 
2020-08-03 11:50:00 AM  

snowjack: Looks like his handlers noticed the problem: "This tweet is unavailable." Maybe they'll try teaching him to use the spell checker again.


Good thing I grabbed a screenshot, then.

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2020-08-03 11:51:12 AM  
Frorida has the best hamburders.
 
2020-08-03 11:52:29 AM  
What Fro Rita may look like:
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2020-08-03 11:52:37 AM  

Arachnophobe: Which rally was the one they badly photoshopped a bigger crowd onto?

Also, 'l' and 'r' aren't even anywhere neal each othel on the keyboard. #Frorida


anyone seen elaine chao?  sounds like her style
 
2020-08-03 11:52:47 AM  

markie_farkie: What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]

Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.


At least there was one fan in the back row.
 
2020-08-03 11:53:05 AM  
Pics or it didrn't happrn
 
2020-08-03 11:53:27 AM  
AcneVulgaris:

Frorida has the best hamburders hamberders.

/pit perv
 
2020-08-03 11:54:57 AM  

markie_farkie: What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]

Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.


I love how there are all these crowd control barriers in the foreground but his"people" disregard those to get real close in order to concentrate the viral load nearer to him.
 
2020-08-03 11:55:16 AM  
*snicker*
 
2020-08-03 11:55:20 AM  

Xanlexian: OldRod: markie_farkie: What the massive crowds in Frorida looked like:

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Dumpsters full of rotten chicken draw bigger crowds of people who are morbidly curious about smelling the stench first-hand.

I see his biggest fan is there!

... and it just keeps shaking its head, "no."


RIP Mitch. 🍩
 
2020-08-03 11:58:30 AM  
I have no idea what he's talking about so here's Rita Ora with a fro.

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2020-08-03 11:59:14 AM  

Unobtanium: "Frorida"? Is that the new TCBY competitior franchise?


I think Fro-Rida is a rapper from ~15 years ago
 
2020-08-03 11:59:21 AM  
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2020-08-03 11:59:27 AM  

Unobtanium: "Frorida"? Is that the new TCBY competitior franchise?


The Frorida is also cursed.
 
2020-08-03 11:59:32 AM  

bughunter: What Fro Rita may look like:
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Tiny orange fist, I am shaking it.
 
2020-08-03 12:00:56 PM  
I said, 'what is that hand gesture,' and I was told it was 'the single finger freedom salute,' all in my honor.
 
2020-08-03 12:01:02 PM  

FarkingSmurf: bughunter: What Fro Rita may look like:
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Tiny orange fist, I am shaking it.


Great minds think alike.

Today I'm off my meds.
 
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